1. Post #841
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    Vasili's Avatar
    December 2007
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    everyone has outfitted with ancient technology such as lascannon rifles and plasma grenades

    Edited:

    tanks are troop choices
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  2. Post #842
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,448 Posts
    GW washes are the best things ever and I feel bad for never getting them before.

    The new ("new", I got my other GW paints in 2007) pots are really hard to open though.
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  3. Post #843
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    Ah, so this is why we don't just assault Daemon Worlds.
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  4. Post #844
    27X
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    July 2010
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    Why are they dumb? Space Wolves aren't really the sort to use normal horses.

    I thought a Tyrannofex was a Titan? Or atleast should be alot bigger than that one is.
    Nah. The Tyrannofex is giant gun platform, but it's nowhere near the size of a titan.

    Edited:

    most people bitch about ultramarines being pure basic

    but if ultramarines weren't then it would be someone else, there has to be a standard line of marines and not just furfag marines or vampire marines with a mix of radical christain crusaders and emo robed secret lovers. Being normal is good because I don't like going out of my way like many 40k gamers/writers who want to have a special snowflake army thats super duper cool and dark and edgy with about a billion fucking flaws but thats okay because they did something Matt Ward related (like beating a hive fleet invasion with a space marine fart or something).

    Space Romans are cool.
    It hilarious that you spout how ultramarines are not matt ward like, when hes the guy that's been crafting their super mary sue bullshit adventures where a marine punches the Avatar of a GOD to death with one hit, for years, which is WHY no one likes them in the first but ten year old kids. The SwarmLord handing them their asses is the first defeat they've suffered in literally years of fluff.
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  5. Post #845
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
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    January 2009
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    Nah. The Tyrannofex is giant gun platform, but it's nowhere near the size of a titan.

    Edited:



    It hilarious that you spout how ultramarines are not matt ward like, when hes the guy that's been crafting their super mary sue bullshit adventures where a marine punches the Avatar of a GOD to death with one hit, for years, which is WHY no one likes them in the first but ten year old kids. The SwarmLord handing them their asses is the first defeat they've suffered in literally years of fluff.
    Except for the bit where nearly their entire 1st company, their best, was annihilated in the Battle of Macragge. That was a pretty big deal.
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  6. Post #846
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    January 2009
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    also yeah you were right

    but it's by a newish author so i'm not sure how to feel...
    Don't worry, it's an anthology. Multiple authors contribute, that person is the Editor, who arranges it in order and edits the work submitted.
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  7. Post #847
    27X
    Rantasaurus Rex
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    July 2010
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    Macragge
    And yet they still miraculously won despite being outnumbered 1 to eleventy billion, and losing their bestest dudes, which has been par for the course for the Smurfs since ever.
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  8. Post #848
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    December 2007
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    Nah. The Tyrannofex is giant gun platform, but it's nowhere near the size of a titan.

    Edited:



    It hilarious that you spout how ultramarines are not matt ward like, when hes the guy that's been crafting their super mary sue bullshit adventures where a marine punches the Avatar of a GOD to death with one hit, for years, which is WHY no one likes them in the first but ten year old kids. The SwarmLord handing them their asses is the first defeat they've suffered in literally years of fluff.
    most marines beat the shit out of avatars its what they do

    cry about it
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  9. Post #849
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    also fuck yeah we get to see Sanguinius kicking ass in an upcoming horus heresy book


    hopefully it gives some explanation of his wings
    fuck yes, Sanguinius is my favourite primarch
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  10. Post #850
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    July 2010
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    most marines beat the shit out of avatars its what they do

    cry about it
    Avatars exist to get killed in the most humiliating ways possible.

    One-hit-KO'd by a single marine, possessed by a Slaaneshi demon, eaten by tyranids, etc
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  11. Post #851
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    Avatars exist to get killed in the most humiliating ways possible.

    One-hit-KO'd by a single marine, raped from the inside out by a Slaaneshi demon, eaten by tyranids, etc
    Edited:

    fixed
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  12. Post #852
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    August 2007
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    Bolt rounds are caseless right?
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  13. Post #853
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    September 2006
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    Bolt rounds are caseless right?
    The standard bolts comprise the following components: outer casing, propellant base, main charge, mass reactive detonator cap, depleted deuterium core, diamantine tip.1 The calibre of the standard round .75 and it possesses a super-dense metallic core

    According to the lexicanium and that's taken from a Dark Heresy rulebook.
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  14. Post #854
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    They are supposed to be caseless but ejected cases flying everywhere look so cool that every piece of art has it so... They are caseless and not-caseless at the same time.
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  15. Post #855
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    December 2007
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    Avatars exist to get killed in the most humiliating ways possible.

    One-hit-KO'd by a single marine, possessed by a Slaaneshi demon, eaten by tyranids, etc
    I am an avatar a shard of a god itself ready to aid my eldar followers yet i can be owned by pretty much anything including modified humans. Eldar REALLY need to be brought back in lore as being actually powerful rather than cannon fodder in both sense of the word.

    in other news I have discovered my regiments battle theme:

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  16. Post #856
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    January 2008
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    Inspiration is a wonderful thing















    By yours truly.
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  17. Post #857
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    June 2010
    1,908 Posts
    Miniwargaming is having a 25% sale off 40k, fantasy, and warmahordes.

    nice.
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  18. Post #858
    intercontinental mexican sausage filler
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    October 2009
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    Miniwargaming is having a 25% sale off 40k, fantasy, and warmahordes.

    nice.
    shame the UK site is no longer trading :(
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  19. Post #859
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    September 2010
    4,175 Posts
    Does anyone here have "simplistic" versions of the chaos gods' symbols?

    In this "style"

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  20. Post #860
    Sir we lost contact with the ground forces, switching to planetary view.

    Emperor have mercy.
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  21. Post #861
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    December 2005
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    Does anyone here have "simplistic" versions of the chaos gods' symbols?

    In this "style"

    Each god's symbol is simple enough that you don't need a B/W one, also I friggin' hate the skewed undivided symbol. It's supposed to be symmetrical >:C
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  22. Post #862
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    September 2010
    4,175 Posts
    Uh..isn't it being asymmetric kinda the point, being chaotic and unpredictable?
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  23. Post #863
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    Does anyone here have "simplistic" versions of the chaos gods' symbols?

    In this "style"

    Here's one for Slaanesh.

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  24. Post #864
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    September 2010
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    Thanks man


    I'll now report you to the Ecclesiarchy for possession of heretical material
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  25. Post #865
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    December 2005
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    Avatars exist to get killed in the most humiliating ways possible.

    One-hit-KO'd by a single marine, possessed by a Slaaneshi demon, eaten by tyranids, etc
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  26. Post #866
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    December 2009
    2,031 Posts
    I destroyed a Dreadnought with my bare hands.
    It was leaning forward slightly because of the place it's been in my case, for some stupid reason I thought a little force would bend it back into position.

    Also what's the best online alternative to GW in the UK for paints? I need to buy loads of new ones. And also for models too because it looks like I'm going to need a new Dreadnought.
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  27. Post #867
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    November 2010
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    I destroyed a Dreadnought with my bare hands.
    shit that's fucking badass
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  28. Post #868
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    September 2010
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    Shamelessly stolen from /tg/

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  29. Post #869
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    I destroyed a Dreadnought with my bare hands.
    It was leaning forward slightly because of the place it's been in my case, for some stupid reason I thought a little force would bend it back into position.

    Also what's the best online alternative to GW in the UK for paints? I need to buy loads of new ones. And also for models too because it looks like I'm going to need a new Dreadnought.
    http://www.waylandgames.co.uk/

    tHey have GW, Vallejo and a few others. GW paints on there are about 1.84

    This is the mechanicum's default doorbell tone:

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  30. Post #870
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    December 2009
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    http://www.waylandgames.co.uk/

    tHey have GW, Vallejo and a few others. GW paints on there are about 1.84
    Thanks a lot.
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  31. Post #871
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    December 2007
    10,951 Posts
    are there any good Imperial Guard based heads from other retailers other than pig iron and maximini? I'm just figuring out what heads to use but everyone always uses germanic stahlhelms or GASMASKS

    whats with gasmask fetish in gw
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  32. Post #872
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    August 2007
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    are there any good Imperial Guard based heads from other retailers other than pig iron and maximini? I'm just figuring out what heads to use but everyone always uses germanic stahlhelms or GASMASKS

    whats with gasmask fetish in gw
    Forgeworld makes some pretty awesome Death Korps of Krieg models.
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  33. Post #873
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    June 2010
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    whats with gasmask fetish in gw
    Faceless minions can be scarier than ones with a face.

    Also, it is presumably less difficult to paint a gasmask than it is to paint a face.

    Bonus
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  34. Post #874
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    October 2009
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    And here we see the typical Eldar avatar, assuming the position in which he'll be raped in this novel/movie/game
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  35. Post #875
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    I take it that avatars are pretty much like Worf. Sure they're the toughest guy on the ship but they only exist to get their ass kicked to show how powerful the enemy is
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  36. Post #876
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    May 2008
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    The guy in the back is just thinking:

    "The hell is this thing doing, I am just passing by."

    Seriously, this picture makes Avatar look like cat in heat.
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  37. Post #877
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    Doesn't 40k turn 25 years old tomorrow?
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  38. Post #878
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    on the 25th yes
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  39. Post #879
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    August 2007
    9,191 Posts
    Oh right, it's 12:30-ish AM where I live right now. I checked my computer calendar, but I hadn't realized that a new day had started.
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  40. Post #880
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