1. Post #601
    R R E R R R
    01271's Avatar
    October 2009
    5,135 Posts
    I like the trade where there's a guy selling an uncraftable black football helm, he wants to trade it for:
    black paint... and a football helmet.
    OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO PAINT MY FOOTBALL HELMET BLACK, WAIT LOOK SOMEONE'S ALREADY DONE IT, BETTER TRADE HIM MY BLACK PAINT AND HELM FOR HIS PRE-PAINTED ONE!
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  2. Post #602
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    I hate those pyros that do nothing but hunt you down, especially as spy.

    They do nothing but follow you for 5 minutes. :/
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  3. Post #603
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,787 Posts
    Flamethrowers are the only weapon with crits that scale with distance. That means that they are INSANELY screwed up by distance. Not to mention that Pyro crits are as strong as Heavy default damage. Whose crit bullets will still deal 27 damage across the map.

    The Pyro is not OP, and the Phlog isn't precisely its stronger weapon.
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  4. Post #604
    Gold Member
    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,947 Posts
    -Be pyro and have a medic following you
    -Spam a few flare if you have a good aim, if not the detonator will do the trick
    -Taunt behind a corner, still with your fellow medic healing you

    Congratulation, you just created an Ubercrit, something a medic has to work hard to do.
    Your point was...? The Pyro is restricted to close range and it takes about a second for the Pyro to activate the crits. The Medic can give criticals to any class, even the ones that dominate medium distance without crits, heal the patient during the charge and activate the crits instantly after you are fully charged.
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  5. Post #605
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    ~
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  6. Post #606
    LPG55's Avatar
    August 2011
    226 Posts
    My point is that by taunting, something you can do before the ennemie see you (even if they see you, they can't kill you during that time and you can still run away if spotted) , you get the same advantage as if a medic had ubered you with the kritzkrieg, so i don't see how doing 205 fire damage and having to taunt while being invincible is enought to justify that huge damage boost.
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  7. Post #607
    Gold Member
    NoNameForEvil's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,272 Posts
    I also hate the community:



    Seriously, is reading hard?
    i read that as

    Suttles' profile posted:
    Don't add me.

    Generic "real life that game sucked" comment.

    Only try and have a conversation with me if we planned it out beforehand.

    COMMENT ON MY PROFILE GUYS


    I ALSO HAVE AN UNUSUAL TOQUE GUYS DON'T FORGET IT
    ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb

    what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool

    instantly ignoring them is a dick move
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  8. Post #608
    Average User's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,577 Posts
    I also hate the community:



    Seriously, is reading hard?
    AJ is from facepunch, he probably added you to be a legitimate friend.
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  9. Post #609
    Gold Member
    =DarkStar='s Avatar
    August 2010
    8,977 Posts
    I also hate the community:



    Seriously, is reading hard?
    Seriously, is hard to set your profile so you can't get friend request?
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  10. Post #610
    Stick Figure Artist
    Darktooth77's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,906 Posts
    I also hate the community:



    Seriously, is reading hard?
    "MY TIME IS TOO VALUABLE FOR YOU MORTALS"
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  11. Post #611
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,128 Posts
    That unusual isn't fitting his personality.

    He should donate it to charity.
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  12. Post #612
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,787 Posts
    Pistol crit: 45 at any range.
    Shotgun/Scattergun crit: 18 per pellet, 10 pellets, any range.
    Minigun crit: 27 per boolet at any range. 40 boolet per second.
    Sniper Rifle crit: Between 150 and 450.
    Revolver crit: 120 at any range.
    Rocket Launcher: 270 on direct hit.
    Grenade Launcher: Up to 330 on direct hit.
    Stickybomb Launcher: 353 at ground zero.
    Syringe Gun: 30 per hard to aim syringe, 10 syringes per second.
    Flamethrower: 19 per particle at closestmost range, decays down to 11 per particle. About 22 particles per second.

    So, unless very close, even the MEDIC outdoes the Pyro with crits. Ever wondered why NOBODY Kritzs a Pyro? Because all other classes do that better.
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  13. Post #613
    Gold Member
    NikoChekhov's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,379 Posts
    That unusual isn't fitting his personality.

    He should donate it to charity.
    Good luck with that
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  14. Post #614
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,128 Posts
    Pistol crit: 45 at any range.
    Shotgun/Scattergun crit: 18 per pellet, 10 pellets, any range.
    Minigun crit: 27 per boolet at any range. 40 boolet per second.
    Sniper Rifle crit: Between 150 and 450.
    Revolver crit: 120 at any range.
    Rocket Launcher: 270 on direct hit.
    Grenade Launcher: Up to 330 on direct hit.
    Stickybomb Launcher: 353 at ground zero.
    Syringe Gun: 30 per hard to aim syringe, 10 syringes per second.
    Flamethrower: 19 per particle at closestmost range, decays down to 11 per particle. About 22 particles per second.

    So, unless very close, even the MEDIC outdoes the Pyro with crits. Ever wondered why NOBODY Kritzs a Pyro? Because all other classes do that better.
    Yeah, syringes do more damage per second than flamethrower - but the problem is, flamethrower is way easier to use (and has airblast). So yeah, if you're playing with Timbuktu's proest medic, and pyro with all sorts of mental disorders, it's better to kritz medic.
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  15. Post #615
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    i read that as



    ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb

    what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool

    instantly ignoring them is a dick move
    I ignore them because I'm tired of retards adding me going "LOL XD U BANNED ME FROM OUTPOOST U R ADMIN ANOOSER" and "you are greedy fagot kill urshelf", or "1 bud for all your flies?"

    Edited:

    Seriously, is hard to set your profile so you can't get friend request?
    that's impossible.


    Also, I've never seen a AJ on facepunch.
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  16. Post #616
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,787 Posts
    Yeah, syringes do more damage per second than flamethrower - but the problem is, flamethrower is way easier to use (and has airblast). So yeah, if you're playing with Timbuktu's proest medic, and pyro with all sorts of mental disorders, it's better to kritz medic.
    Then again, it is the freaking Medic. The class designed to not be a combatant.
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  17. Post #617
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    i read that as



    ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb

    what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool

    instantly ignoring them is a dick move
    They can easily talk to me...


    facepunch
    outpost
    tf2tp
    tf2op
    steamrep
    source op
    Email
    skype


    I have all those.

    I changed it to "Don't add me about Trading". Better?

    Tired of people harrasing me, alot of my convos go like this now:

    Person: price check on this unusual :)
    Me: Idk
    Person: fuck you, you should know.

    One time, I middlemanned for 2 people, and neither said thanks, and were very pushy. Market is a shit hole.
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  18. Post #618
    FuryBlitz's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,830 Posts
    I ignore them because I'm tired of retards adding me going "LOL XD U BANNED ME FROM OUTPOOST U R ADMIN ANOOSER" and "you are greedy fagot kill urshelf", or "1 bud for all your flies?"

    Edited:



    that's impossible.


    Also, I've never seen a AJ on facepunch.
    AJ is gutairplayer...
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  19. Post #619
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,435 Posts
    One time, I middlemanned for 2 people, and neither said thanks, and were very pushy. Market is a shit hole.
    Wow, what assholes. You should've just refused.
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  20. Post #620
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    5:22 PM - Suttles: How are you?
    5:22 PM - p*o **Smile**: how are you?
    5:22 PM - Suttles: What is the diffrence between 'Think for Me!' and 'think about it! ?
    5:22 PM - p*o **Smile**: sory am from swe so a dont anderstande mutch
    5:22 PM - Suttles: Yeah I know, it's because you have no sisters.
    5:23 PM - p*o **Smile**: a have 2 sister
    5:23 PM - Suttles: What is her name?
    5:23 PM - p*o **Smile**: why a say that?
    5:23 PM - Suttles: You are not clever.
    5:24 PM - p*o **Smile**: fucker and dicxksucker
    5:24 PM - Suttles: Yes I am full of sugar and spice. What about you?
    5:24 PM - p*o **Smile**: dick
    5:24 PM - Suttles: Are you lonely.
    5:25 PM - Suttles: ?
    5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: u got bud?
    5:25 PM - Suttles: I don't have one either.
    5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: u sell 1unusal
    5:25 PM - Suttles: 42.
    5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: oh
    5:25 PM - Suttles: Si.
    5:26 PM - p*o **Smile**: u sell 1 for 1 bill 1 bmoc and 11 ref?
    5:26 PM - Suttles: I am just going to go back to studying. Thanks for talking to me.
    5:26 PM - p*o **Smile**: i want unusal
    5:26 PM - Suttles: With other boy?
    5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: what u mean
    5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: how are you?
    5:27 PM - Suttles: Nothing.
    5:27 PM - Suttles: Fine.
    5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: i want 1 unusal
    5:27 PM - Suttles: I can't promise anything.
    p*o **Smile** had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
    5:28 PM - p*o **Smile**: trade
    5:28 PM - p*o **Smile**: ?
    5:28 PM - Suttles: No.
    5:28 PM - Suttles: Are you man or machine?
    5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: why?
    p*o **Smile** had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
    5:29 PM - Suttles: Because you are.
    5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: am a facker macine
    5:29 PM - Suttles: Yes.
    5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: i gona fack you in the dick if u dont trade mi a unusal





    5:30 PM - Suttles: I don't think you know where you live.
    5:30 PM - Suttles: So, what is your purpose then?
    5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: omg
    5:30 PM - Suttles: That's a song.
    5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: what are u doning
    5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: i dont know how you are
    5:30 PM - Suttles: Hey my name is Cleverbot.
    5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: so?!?!?
    5:30 PM - Suttles: O good how are you?
    5:31 PM - Suttles: Am I what?
    5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: why u add mi?
    5:31 PM - Suttles: Why why not why?
    5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: i need unusal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
    5:31 PM - Suttles: Ok.
    5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    LOL.

    This is why I love traders.

    I turned cleverbot on.

    He spammed my friend, I'm getting revenge.
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  21. Post #621
    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,256 Posts
    I hate how keys have been overstocked for almost a month in the warehouse.
    Pretty much everything I've tried to sell to TF2WH has been rejected because of this reason. Items always cost more than what the original owner got in return, and there's several small ways TF2WH is extracting small amounts of extra credits from their customers. Since every credit has been earned with weapons, they eventually end up being flooded in all sorts of items.

    But the system is stuck there because nobody can gain credits to spend anymore. Would be cool if they just randomly gave out overstocked items, but I doubt that's gonna happen.

    Proves that their business model is working tho.
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  22. Post #622
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    5:32 PM - Suttles: I'm fine. How old are you?
    5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: hitler kadaffi
    5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: 12+32139,1+23921+4921
    5:32 PM - Suttles: That would be wrong!
    5:32 PM - Suttles: 42.
    5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: yeah
    5:32 PM - Suttles: Nooo.
    5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: am 20
    5:33 PM - Suttles: Am 1.
    5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: so i gona hack you hahahahhahahaha
    5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: joking
    5:33 PM - Suttles: No! I dont! Do you?
    5:33 PM - Suttles: So let me ask an question.. Will you?
    5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: u
    5:33 PM - Suttles: Ty.
    5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: nopr
    5:33 PM - Suttles: Incorrect syntax. Please check your spelling and try again.
    5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: ?
    5:33 PM - Suttles: I AM A MACHINE, I ADMIT IT!!! *wails loudly*.
    5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: i dont anderstand
    5:34 PM - Suttles: You said that serendipity is not interesting for you.


    wow

    its saying IM A BOT

    and he thinks its me.
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  23. Post #623
    Rocks are hot
    Rcksta's Avatar
    November 2011
    2,414 Posts
    H..how you are able to connect steam chat with cleverbot?
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  24. Post #624
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    H..how you are able to connect steam chat with cleverbot?
    GD
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  25. Post #625
    emmens's Avatar
    October 2011
    799 Posts
    I just had a weird thought, or question....why are buds currency?


    I don't think I've gotten an answer on that, yeah they're highly valuable but seriously why are they the bench mark currency for the economy?


    Who, when and why was it decided that one of the least obtainable items were the currency.
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  26. Post #626
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    I just had a weird thought, or question....why are buds currency?


    I don't think I've gotten an answer on that, yeah they're highly valuable but seriously why are they the bench mark currency for the economy?


    Who, when and why was it decided that one of the least obtainable items were the currency.
    they are pretty common compared to other promos.
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  27. Post #627
    Suttles, why?? You hurt my feelings.
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  28. Post #628
    Want an apple?
    Stoffy's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,870 Posts
    What is GD?

    Global Dominance?
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  29. Post #629
    Maxime Lebled
    maxumym's Avatar
    December 2010
    12,911 Posts
    What is GD?

    Global Dominance?
    General Discussion.
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  30. Post #630
    emmens's Avatar
    October 2011
    799 Posts
    they are pretty common compared to other promos.

    But they're so hard to obtain unless your a hardcore trader.
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  31. Post #631
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,487 Posts
    Suttles, why?? You hurt my feelings.
    recognized your name, thought you were a trader

    Edited:

    But they're so hard to obtain unless your a hardcore trader.
    That's what I don't get either.
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  32. Post #632
    emmens's Avatar
    October 2011
    799 Posts
    That's what I don't get either.
    So why can't what ever force that made them currency make it easier for them to get a hold of for the normal trader? since they aren't that hard to come by.



    This is the kind of thing that keeps me up till 2 in the morning.
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  33. Post #633
    ChaosCommisar's Avatar
    March 2011
    451 Posts
    SHOTGUN HAS ALWAYS BEEN VIABLE.

    You are a liar Sir, DONT LISTEN TO HIM! You Can't Eat the Shotgun!



    long late drawing reply :I
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  34. Post #634
    I'M AN AUSSIE FAGGOT
    HyperTails's Avatar
    December 2008
    26,113 Posts
    You are a liar Sir, DONT LISTEN TO HIM! You Can't Eat the Shotgun!



    long late drawing reply :I
    Facepunch Ratings posted:
    yum, pixels
    I found this so hilarious.
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  35. Post #635
    >buying 22k of items from tf2wh
    >still have to wait at #100 in queue

    WHY
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  36. Post #636
    rakkie20's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,206 Posts
    >buying 22k of items from tf2wh
    >still have to wait at #100 in queue

    WHY
    How did you get credits anyway?
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  37. Post #637
    Sherd Red's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,544 Posts
    Anyone have a story about a FTP user that just got on TF2 for the first time and thought that it was going to be like COD?
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  38. Post #638
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,435 Posts
    Anyone have a story about a FTP user that just got on TF2 for the first time and thought that it was going to be like COD?
    They have fish as weapons in COD?
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  39. Post #639
    Lurker's Avatar
    November 2010
    116 Posts
    Valve servers.
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  40. Post #640
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    BAT MAN

    He killed my joy of engineering.
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