1. Post #10761
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    As long as it's not obtrusive I really don't see the problem. Guess what, real animals actually do have penises.
    I know but i'm playing a game, i would rather that level of realism stay out.
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  2. Post #10762
    Supercocks
    Daniel Smith's Avatar
    September 2010
    8,724 Posts


    What the fuck.
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  3. Post #10763
    LegndNikko's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,226 Posts
    I'm sorry, but I don't get the hype about "Live Another Life"

    I start out and then... It's exactly like the regular game, minus Dovahkiin.
    I own property in Whiterun... Woah, you want me to kill bandits? Nu-uh, I'm just a lowly miner.
    I know it's supposed to be a role playing thing, but everything is still too based on me being a hired sword/mage/assassin.
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  4. Post #10764
    "some of those dragon dildo designs are pretty cool"
    EcksDee's Avatar
    February 2007
    8,913 Posts


    What the fuck.
    bug with new ati drivers
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  5. Post #10765

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts


    What the fuck.
    Congratulations, you are the 1000th person to post this bug! Click here to receive your prize!
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  6. Post #10766
    Gold Member
    Rahkshi lord's Avatar
    May 2007
    12,820 Posts
    I'm sorry, but I don't get the hype about "Live Another Life"

    I start out and then... It's exactly like the regular game, minus Dovahkiin.
    I own property in Whiterun... Woah, you want me to kill bandits? Nu-uh, I'm just a lowly miner.
    I know it's supposed to be a role playing thing, but everything is still too based on me being a hired sword/mage/assassin.
    Are you kidding? did you expect it to rewrite the entire game or something, it's just an alternate start mod.
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  7. Post #10767
    Sourcegamer8's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,644 Posts


    What the fuck.
    Turn off AA or rollback drivers to fix
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  8. Post #10768
    LegndNikko's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,226 Posts
    Are you kidding? did you expect it to rewrite the entire game or something, it's just an alternate start mod.
    No, I was just hoping for at least a quest for the beginnings (besides being caught for crossing the border).

    I start out as a Stormcloak soldier. One of the first things I can ask is "how do I join the rebellion?"
    I start out as a miner in Whiterun, and the Jarl's steward asks me to kill some bandits.
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  9. Post #10769
    Gold Member
    Ardosos's Avatar
    July 2009
    7,129 Posts
    Possible Civil War questline spoilers:     Do you ever get to kill and thus loot Tullius? I want that armor of his.   
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  10. Post #10770

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    I'm sorry, but I don't get the hype about "Live Another Life"

    I start out and then... It's exactly like the regular game, minus Dovahkiin.
    I own property in Whiterun... Woah, you want me to kill bandits? Nu-uh, I'm just a lowly miner.
    I know it's supposed to be a role playing thing, but everything is still too based on me being a hired sword/mage/assassin.
    It's not really complete. It's still buggy, for one thing. My new character is completely unable to start the main quest in the newest version.
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  11. Post #10771
    LegndNikko's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,226 Posts
    Possible Civil War questline spoilers:     Do you ever get to kill and thus loot Tullius? I want that armor of his.   
       Yep. Only if you're a Stormcloak, though, but I assume you knew that.   
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  12. Post #10772
    Gold Member
    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,601 Posts
    Just finished the Oblivion Mage's Guild questline for the first time. Oh boy is it disappointing.
    The story itself is fine, but the king of worms was unbelievably lame. So lame that I am still convinced he wasnt the king of worms.

    I know bethesda doesnt give a fuck about anything, but even that lameness was beyond their not giving a fuck ability.
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  13. Post #10773
    Sourcegamer8's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,644 Posts
    The story itself is fine, but the king of worms was unbelievably lame. So lame that I am still convinced he wasnt the king of worms.

    I know bethesda doesnt give a fuck about anything, but even that lameness was beyond their not giving a fuck ability.
    That's what I mean, it took like 5 seconds to kill him.

    His staff was shit too.
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  14. Post #10774
    Hello, my name is Penis. Please refer to me as such. I'm totally cool with it.
    SPESSMEHREN's Avatar
    November 2009
    4,706 Posts
    Is this thread for Morrowind as well? I just installed the Morrowind Overhaul mod and a few others, including Galsiah's Character Development mod. I wanted to make a ranger/mage-type who's proficient in magic, ranged weapons, and swords. I chose Agility and Intelligence as specializations, and selected Sneak, Marksman, Alteration, Conjuration, and Restoration for major skills, and Enchant, Alchemy, Mysticism, Light Armor, and Short Blade for minor skills.

    I know GCD makes it hard to be proficient at more than a few things, but will this work? Short Blade is Speed-based, so I worry if it won't be as good.

    Also, Morrowind screenshot:


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  15. Post #10775
    provides mlp plot free of charge
    Oicani Gonzales's Avatar
    February 2011
    17,583 Posts
    dude 21fps? what are your specs
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  16. Post #10776
    Gold Member
    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,601 Posts
    Seyda neen just has bad FPS, not sure what it is but it just bombs there all the time. I have a beastly computer and I only get about 30 fps in seyda neen, compared to 40-60 elsewhere.

    Edited:

    I know GCD makes it hard to be proficient at more than a few things, but will this work? Short Blade is Speed-based, so I worry if it won't be as good.
    If you get a Dwemer Jinx-Sword (balmora fighters guild guy has them for sale) you might be able to pull off that build. Short swords kind of blow ass though, long sword is a better choice because it covers long swords and great swords.

    Also, Crossbows > Bows. Unless you can get your hands on a daedric long bow (or maybe a bonemold long bow), I wouldnt bother with bows, crossbows have much more consistent damage values.
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  17. Post #10777
    Gold Member
    KorJax's Avatar
    January 2007
    11,675 Posts
    It seems almost every skill is "overpowered" at 100, that's pretty much what 100 means.
    The problem is "overpowered" would feel like it fits better if there was actual end-game stuff to do. I love feeling like a demi-god with all my used skills at 100, what I don't love is that the game never gives me opportunities to really "prove" my demi-godness or become something "greater". Or hell, even a seat of power within the game mechanics/world, recognition, etc. There was one radient feature they mentioned before release where people would challenge your skills - this was a great step twords that! For some reason, it doesn't happen in-game though.
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  18. Post #10778
    LegndNikko's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,226 Posts
    The problem is "overpowered" would feel like it fits better if there was actual end-game stuff to do. I love feeling like a demi-god with all my used skills at 100, what I don't love is that the game never gives me opportunities to really "prove" my demi-godness or become something "greater". Or hell, even a seat of power within the game mechanics/world, recognition, etc. There was one radient feature they mentioned before release where people would challenge your skills - this was a great step twords that! For some reason, it doesn't happen in-game though.
    For me it happened, like, ONCE

    A guy came up to me saying "Hey, I bet I'm a better mage than you!" in Whiterun, while wearing nothing...
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  19. Post #10779
    Gold Member
    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,601 Posts
    I've had those duels happen a few times. there's also those annoying as fuck "Bretons" and "Dark Elves" or whatever generic NPCs who level scale to your level and attack you for no reason in the wilderness.

    Due to the nature of how "classic" rpgs work though I dont think that issue will ever go away. In an RPG like mount and blade (or something comparable, if there is) your health never increases by much, and your prowess in combat is based more on your practical weapon skills and equipment, whereas in TES your stats just keep on improving on a compounding scale so you become astronomically super-human in comparison to other people... ergo you become very overpowered.

    Its probably not an issue that can be fixed.. however in morrowind its more entertaining to be OP because you can find challenges well suited to your abilities, wheras oblivion and skyrim are always level scaling so if you're OP you'll be eternally OP.
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  20. Post #10780
    Gold Member
    SGTNAPALM's Avatar
    October 2007
    21,989 Posts
    So, I finished the civil war questline.
       I joined the legion, fought numerous battles for the legion, slaughtered countless Stormcloaks with both my vampiric powers and my powerful illusion magic, I've led entire platoons of legion soldiers to victory without casualties using the same illusion magic, and I've captured several cities in the name of the emperor.

    So, during the ultimate battle in Windhelm, I fight my way through the streets, Stormcloaks falling before me like wheat before a scythe. After killing scores, I burst my way through the Palace of Kings and march right up to Jarl Ulfric himself, to see what he had to say. 
      

    http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/55...ECF021D4B04D6/

    Edited:

    For me it happened, like, ONCE

    A guy came up to me saying "Hey, I bet I'm a better mage than you!" in Whiterun, while wearing nothing...
    Then he yelled at me when I took my bound sword because bound swords aren't magic apparently.
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  21. Post #10781
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
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  22. Post #10782
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    Cool, GMod.
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  23. Post #10783
    zelchacha's Avatar
    January 2011
    322 Posts
    Check out my Argonian spiky Phallus.



    I just…I don't understand.

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  24. Post #10784
    Gold Member
    Heigou's Avatar
    May 2006
    5,458 Posts
    Jesus christ, too many mods, I don't feel like playing Vanilla because I feel like I'm missing out and there's so many mods to browse through that I always feel I'm missing out on good ones.
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  25. Post #10785
    74
    UK is fucking terrible, don't live here.
    74's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,169 Posts
    I'm only on like 40 that i'm subscribed to from the Workshop and like 5 - 10 off the Nexus, i just recently had to remove some shit because the graphics went weird, some dodgy mesh shit fucking everything up.
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  26. Post #10786
    Gold Member
    SGTNAPALM's Avatar
    October 2007
    21,989 Posts
    I have a total of 51 loaded ESM and ESP files loaded.
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  27. Post #10787
    Gold Member
    Ardosos's Avatar
    July 2009
    7,129 Posts
    Except for my custom skyrim.ini and skyrimprefs.ini (which really only remove the cloud cover on the map more than anything) I play the game vanilla. Not bored with it yet.

    Edited:

    And the official HD pack technically, don't know if that would be considered "vanilla" or not.
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  28. Post #10788
    Gold Member
    SGTNAPALM's Avatar
    October 2007
    21,989 Posts

    These skies never really get old.

    Edited:

    Seriously, learning not to fast travel was one of the best things I've ever done.
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  29. Post #10789

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts

    These skies never really get old.

    Edited:

    Seriously, learning not to fast travel was one of the best things I've ever done.
    How did you get Candlelight to not act like its name is Spotlight?
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  30. Post #10790
    Gold Member
    SGTNAPALM's Avatar
    October 2007
    21,989 Posts
    How did you get Candlelight to not act like its name is Spotlight?
    I don't understand.
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  31. Post #10791
    Gold Member
    BCell's Avatar
    November 2006
    6,453 Posts
    Guys what would happen if the Storm cloak victory was seen as canon? What would future Elder Scrolls title would be? Would the Aldmeri Dominion launch a second invasion of the Imperial Empire?
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  32. Post #10792
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    Guys what would happen if the Storm cloak victory was seen as canon? What would future Elder Scrolls title would be? Would the Aldmeri Dominion launch a second invasion of the Imperial Empire?
    Skyrim would be wiped clean off the map if the Stormcloaks won. Stormcloaks can't handle the Aldmeri on their own.
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  33. Post #10793
    Gold Member
    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    10,808 Posts
    Are there any mods that allow you to knock people out?
    Something like that thief club that was modded into oblivion?
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  34. Post #10794
    supertribute's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,701 Posts
    bug with new ati drivers
    Naw, it's just mspaint shoops.
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  35. Post #10795
    LegndNikko's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,226 Posts
    Skyrim would be wiped clean off the map if the Stormcloaks won. Stormcloaks can't handle the Aldmeri on their own.
    Would the Aldmeri Dominion even bother? The White-Gold Concordant stated that Talos worship is banned in the Empire. If the Stormcloaks win, Skyrim secedes from the Empire, thus being excluded from the White-Gold Concordant.

    ...Then again, knowing the Aldmeri Dominion, they would just take over the weakened Skyrim, knowing that they can take them on, and there is no legal obligation against it.
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  36. Post #10796
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    Would the Aldmeri Dominion even bother? The White-Gold Concordant stated that Talos worship is banned in the Empire. If the Stormcloaks win, Skyrim secedes from the Empire, thus being excluded from the White-Gold Concordant.

    ...Then again, knowing the Aldmeri Dominion, they would just take over the weakened Skyrim, knowing that they can take them on, and there is no legal obligation against it.
    The Dominion, if I am correct, just wants to get rid of Talos worship everywhere, being extremists.
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  37. Post #10797
    Gold Member
    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,601 Posts
    Oh god, I'm trying to roleplay (hah, roleplaying in skyrim) a thief/rouge. A psychic imperial soldier that I killed alerted a guard telepathically before he died, so I have a 1100 bounty in whiterun which I dont intend to pay.

    A guard saw me in rorikstead so I started running, and now my game has turned into Terminator 1/2. No matter how far I run I see this whiterun guard jogging over the horizon, constantly homing onto my distant position.

    We cannot get out, they are coming.
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  38. Post #10798
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    Oh god, I'm trying to roleplay (hah, roleplaying in skyrim) a thief/rouge. A psychic imperial soldier that I killed alerted a guard telepathically before he died, so I have a 1100 bounty in whiterun which I dont intend to pay.

    A guard saw me in rorikstead so I started running, and now my game has turned into Terminator 1/2. No matter how far I run I see this whiterun guard jogging over the horizon, constantly homing onto my distant position.

    There's nowhere to hide, they are coming.
    The next time you play that character, listen to this:

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  39. Post #10799
    Gold Member
    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,601 Posts
    Im still running from him, will play this instead of the games music


    there we go, lost him. Chased me for about 5 minutes. Even when I was hidden he'd home onto my position :[
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  40. Post #10800
    The Silent Rater
    Timenova's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,266 Posts
    I have the PS3 version right now. Is it worth getting the PC one as well? I sort of feel as though I'm missing out on the mods. And as a mapper, I'm a bit interested in the map editor as well.
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