1. Post #1
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    [Release]THINGS WE ALL KNOW AND DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT

    DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT FUCKING OFFTOPIC POSTS BECAUSE THEN YOU ARE BEING OFFTOPIC YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE

    1. There is drama in this thread; DO NOT FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. If you don't like it, you should probably stay away or you will stress yourself. Ignore it or take part on it.
    2. The Minecraft forums are terrible
    3. FLOATING ISLANDS EXIST NO SHIT SHERLOCK
    4. There is a "Woo, Facepunch!" Splash image.
    5. There are dungeons on the surface. THERE ARE DUNGEONS WE KNOW IT OKAY
    6. Some users can be annoying. There is an ignore list. Use it.
    7. OIFY trolls on the thread? If you don't know how to play along, fucking ignore them. If you do, you should probably ignore them because you wouldn't know how to keep up with it
    [/Release]


    [release]
    Minecraft first turned out to be a singleplayer/online game where you built anything your heart desired with a large variety of blocks. This gamemode was and still is called Creative. But since Survival Mode is all the rage, Creative seems to be lost behind all of the commotion, only played by the poor and Irish of the Internet.

    What exactly is Survival Mode?
    Survival Mode was the second gamemode Notch (aka Markus Persson, creator of Minecraft) has ever made to Minecraft. This gamemode is all what you can imagine by the title - surviving. With the ability to create any structure with a large variety of interesting craftable and obtainable items, endless hours of gameplay. And with the exciting Multiplayer, it just keeps getting better.

    Survival Mode all started out with Survival Test, with Notch just toying with things that would soon become the incredible gamemode we all play today.

    Next came /indev/, also known as In Development, was just Survival Test, only, well, I'm not exactly sure why he did this, but he did it for a very good reason I bet.

    After that came /infdev/, also known as Infinite Development, but again, like /indev/. I'm still boggled about why he did this.

    And finally, after everything was prepared, he released the fantastic game known as Minecraft Alpha (also known as Minecraft Survival), the game we HAD until December 20, when the game was updated to Beta and the price was doubled! Further updates will continue to be free but this means the game will be nearing completion far in the future!
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    [release]
    ORES

    Ores is one of the big things in MINEcraft.

    Coal.
    - Coal is used to craft torches and smelt stuff. You need wooden pick or better to mine coal.

    Iron.
    - Iron is used to craft a LOT of tools. And armor too! You need a stone pick or better to mine iron.

    Gold
    - Gold is used to craft some rare items. You need an iron pick or better to mine gold.

    Redstone
    - If you mine redstone, you will get 4 redstone dust. Redstone dust is like the electric wires of minecraft. You can make really cool contraptions with redstone! You need an iron pick or better to mine redstone.

    Diamond.
    - Diamond is the best ore in the game. You can make tools and armor out of it. You need iron pick or better to mine diamond.
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    [release]
    MOBS

    Mobs are creatures that roam the generated terrain of every level. They can range from nice pigs to green dicks that blow up your shit.

    There are currently 22 mobs in Survival Mode, with 7 of them being passive.

    Friendly mobs:

    Mooshroom

    Villager

    Snow golem

    Pigs
    - Pigs are friendly mobs. They may seem cute, but not everyone lives forever. So you'll have to kill such adorable creatures for their delicious bacon that heals 1.5 hearts (cooked bacon heals 4 hearts). If one is struck by lightning it will turn into a Zombie Pigman.

    Sheep
    - Sheep are just as adorable as pigs. You are able to magically shear them with your hands by punching them, which results in 1-3 blocks of wool being dropped.

    Cows
    - Cows seem friendly and look pretty stupid; But these mobs may drop up to 0-3 leather, which can be crafted into really crappy armor.

    Chickens
    - Chickens may look like ducks, but try not to get them confused too much. Chickens drop 0-2 feathers when killed and crap out eggs every 5-10 minutes.

    Squids
    - Squids are a new addition to Minecraft that came with a big update. When killed, they drop 1-3 ink sacks which is useful for wool dye.

    Neutral mobs:

    Ender man

    Pig Zombies
    - Pig Zombies, or Zombie Pigmen if you prefer, were added in during the Halloween Update. Though they can only be found in the Nether, they are completely friendly (until you disturb them by attacking them).

    Wolves
    - Wolves are the first tamable mob in the game. Attack one and it'll most definitely fuck your shit up. Give it some treats and you'll have a partner that will help you rape some creepers.

    Enemy mobs:
    Zombies
    - Zombies looks like they're ready to hug, right? Well try not to get too close, because these fuckers pack a punch. They drop 0-2 feathers for God knows why when killed. When it turns day, they begin to burn (there must be no blocks above them, even leaves).

    Skeletons
    - These assholes like to shoot arrows at you from anywhere when they're close to you. Do NOT get trapped in a pit with Skeletons above you. When killed, they drop 0-2 arrows and/or 0-3 bones. Just like Zombies, they burn as well when it's day.

    Spiders
    - Spiders lurk anywhere, and are ready to jump at you whenever. They can be a big pain in the ass, especially when there are more than one. When killed, they drop 0-2 string. But with Spiders, they do not start on fire, most of the time they become friendly, making nice house guests.

    Slimes
    - Slimes are currently broken for some odd reason. But they are very adorable mobs, even if they are unfriendly. Slimes can range from small to very large; the smallest slimes don't hurt you, so you can have them follow you and keep them as a pet! When they are killed, they usually drop 0-2 slime balls.

    Creepers
    - These gigantic faggot dicks are the epiphany of why we all hate this game at times. They can be lurking ANYWHERE - even more concealed than spiders, and jump at you and blow up for no reason. They may seem like they need a hug (like Zombies) but be careful - they will destroy your shit. And what makes it worse is that they do NOT burn in daylight. But they drop 0-3 gunpowder when they are killed normally (not blown up) that can be crafted with sand to create TNT. If these guys get struck by lightning, god help you.

    Ghasts
    - Ghasts were added in during the Halloween Update. These large, white, box-like, annoying fuckers shoot fireballs at you from wherever they are floating, even if you aren't that close. Thank god Notch fixed them from crying so much when on fire, you'd probably quit playing the game when it happened.

    Blaze

    Cave Spider

    Magma Cube

    Silverfish

    End bosses

    Enderdragon
    - Big gigantic dragon found in the end. Sure fucks up your day if you don't expect him to be in the end, but defeating him earns you a nice xp bonus and the end of the game.
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    [release]

    ONE COOL THING ABOUT MINECRAFT IS THAT IT IS UNDER DEVELOPMENT, SO ITS UPDATING CONSTANTLY

    ( well, not constantly, just like, 1 time in a month, but whatever )
    ( well now we have jeb so like 10000 times a week )

    new shit from the latest major update:

    1.3 (nearly!!)

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  2. Post #2
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    Why the hell did the original get locked, with some other threads and even 2b2t?
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  3. Post #3
    own-fucking-zone
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    Redstone trickery everywhere!



    Edited:

    Why the hell did the original get locked, with some other threads and even 2b2t?
    Large threads are closed each month.

    Edited:

    Also, if we may continue the discussion from the previous thread.



    The circuit doesn't work as intended for me. I'm not saying I didn't fuck up, in which case I can't spot the error.
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  4. Post #4
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    Why the hell did the original get locked, with some other threads and even 2b2t?
    major threads get locked end of every month for some gay reason

    Edited:

    someone make the minecraft idea thread, im not making that one too
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  5. Post #5
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    Dennab
    February 2007
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    Looks like some form of alien landscape :D
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  6. Post #6
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    Also, if we may continue the discussion from the previous thread.



    The circuit doesn't work as intended for me. I'm not saying I didn't fuck up, in which case I can't spot the error.
    I forgot to say that the A input needs to be a torch as to power the wire above it.
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    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
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    Just saw best movie ever. OP qualified?
    sohardcore.jpg
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  8. Post #8
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    Just saw best movie ever. OP qualified?
    sohardcore.jpg
    this is getting really old now

    there are like 8 of these videos in the related videos
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  9. Post #9
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    Woo new thread! I also downgraded to 1.7.3 to see what my friend (who still believes it's better than 1.1) is going on about. I can clearly say he is incorrect.
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  10. Post #10
    own-fucking-zone
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    I forgot to say that the A input needs to be a torch as to power the wire above it.
    I noticed and have been using torches all the time for both A and B.
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  11. Post #11
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    I noticed and have been using torches all the time for both A and B.
    From your last post in the other thread, what do you want? Do you want it to be like an AND gate, but when you either 01 or 10 you want to use those outputs instead of either 1 or 0?
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    From your last post in the other thread, what do you want? Do you want it to be like an AND gate, but when you either 01 or 10 you want to use those outputs instead of either 1 or 0?
    wouldn't that just be (but with more delay on the repeaterS)
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  13. Post #13
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    From your last post in the other thread, what do you want? Do you want it to be like an AND gate, but when you either 01 or 10 you want to use those outputs instead of either 1 or 0?
    You know, if we assume an AND-gate, both inputs needs to be 1 in order to output 1, right?
    That's what I want but with the AND-gate behavior, only one input needs to be 0 before the output is 0. So at the same time I want it to only output 0 if (and only if) both inputs are 0.

    So an input of 0/1 or 1/0 changes nothing. Both inputs needs to change to the same before the output changes.
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  14. Post #14
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    see above post, does what you said (I think)
    I think what you want is

    (out a and out b are the outputs on the sides on the post above, out c is the one in the middle)
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    You know, if we assume an AND-gate, both inputs needs to be 1 in order to output 1, right?
    That's what I want but with the AND-gate behavior, only one input needs to be 0 before the output is 0. So at the same time I want it to only output 0 if (and only if) both inputs are 0.

    So an input of 0/1 or 1/0 changes nothing. Both inputs needs to change to the same before the output changes.
    NAND-gate with inverted input?

    The result would be:

    11: 1
    01: 1
    10: 1
    00: 0

    And I guess that's what you want.
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  16. Post #16
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    oh wait, I see what you want now
    you want a T flipflop triggered by an AND gate
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  17. Post #17
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    Dennab
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    I just want to say

    I fucking love the title of this thread

    Also, Minecraft.
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  18. Post #18
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    could one of you fancy graphics artists make a banner for this thread please since i am bad at bannering
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  19. Post #19
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    I really do not like the new Month = Thread thing garry has going on, it's a pain in the ass to find all my threads again.
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  20. Post #20
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    For some odd reason, even giving Java 4GB of RAM is not enough. Any other solutions to the constant crashing?
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  21. Post #21
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    For some odd reason, even giving Java 4GB of RAM is not enough. Any other solutions to the constant crashing?
    Give it less, it sounds insane, but it works.
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  22. Post #22
    provides mlp plot free of charge
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    anyone know a way to make it so nobody can come through my nether portal?
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  23. Post #23
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    anyone know a way to make it so nobody can come through my nether portal?
    Block it off.
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    oh wait, I see what you want now
    you want a T flipflop triggered by an AND gate
    T-flipflop triggered by an XOR gate
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  25. Post #25
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    Redpower is amazing
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    I <3 OTTERS~
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    anyone know a way to make it so nobody can come through my nether portal?
    I've been working on a toggleable nether portal. Basicly you make a water piston that pours water over the portal when you don't want to use it anymore, or just close it. Then when you want to use it again you activate it with the Flint and Tinder again.
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  27. Post #27
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    I've been working on a toggleable nether portal. Basicly you make a water piston that pours water over the portal when you don't want to use it anymore, or just close it. Then when you want to use it again you activate it with the Flint and Tinder again.
    The Nether one is still active AFAIK.
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  28. Post #28
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    Redpower is amazing
    idgi what is it doing
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  29. Post #29
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    idgi what is it doing
    Eating the lever and dropping it.
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    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
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    The Nether one is still active AFAIK.
    But can you use it?
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    But can you use it?
    Yes it creates a new one or reactivates the other.

    Edited:

    I was doing my morning check on my server's town and I saw this.

    That started out a a 4x4 square.

    Just realized I put that in the mod thread.
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  32. Post #32
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    Eating the lever and dropping it.
    oh ok
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  33. Post #33
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    T-flipflop triggered by an XOR gate
    I stole some designs an combined them into this work of art




    Repeaters on side are inputs and the redstone at the pointy end is output.
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  34. Post #34
    What's brevity?
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    New week's snapshot is up gents.
    http://mojang.com/2012/02/02/minecraft-snapshot-12w05a/
    Ocelots are easier to tame, Cats can now sit down when told, Villagers'll try to detect houses to live in, more Mob AI fixes and behaviours, and the language files have been updated too.

    All in all technical but nonetheless a good update.
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  35. Post #35
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    What's new in the latest snapshot? I'm not near anywhere I can play it.

    Edited:

    Nevermind.
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  36. Post #36
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    What's new in the latest snapshot? I'm not near anywhere I can play it.
    This certainly is!





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  37. Post #37
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    Real mature.
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  38. Post #38
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    Thankfully it seems Jeb's already fixed it as it's not in mine. Thank god this isn't some other game, or it would be on the national news right now.

    "MINECRAFT - RACIST TRAINING GAME FOR KKK RECRUITS - MORE AT 11"
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  39. Post #39
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    Yes (see the edit note), it's already been fixed.
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  40. Post #40
    What's brevity?
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    Pity we got a troll in the dungeon, but it doesn't necessarily affect the mechanics or whatnot; merely an abhorrent nuisance.
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