1. Post #4481
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    6,963 Posts
    that reminds me, my coworker saw me bending over a counter so he decides to ram his goddamn finger into my anus at 200mph

    I needed to take a shit at the time too >:(
    uh
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  2. Post #4482
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,465 Posts
    girlfriend wants sexy surprises when she comes back from germany on friday / saturday


    wat do
    I just remembered a line of dialogue from Hobo with a Shotgun.

    "You're so hot I just want to chop off my dick and rub it on your tits."

    Do that.
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  3. Post #4483
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    6,963 Posts
    I just remembered a line of dialogue from Hobo with a Shotgun.

    "You're so hot I just want to chop off my dick and rub it on your tits."

    Do that.
    okay this one sounds good


    but im going to skip the cutting it off part, as that seems unnecessary and i can still do the last part
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  4. Post #4484
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,354 Posts
    NO YOU HAVE TO SAY THE WHOLE LINE
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  5. Post #4485
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    11,688 Posts
    What the fuck is going on in this thread?
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  6. Post #4486
    D3vils Buddy's Avatar
    January 2008
    5,998 Posts
    Dick cutting and tit slapping.
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  7. Post #4487
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
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    YEAH, GOOD STUFF
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  8. Post #4488
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,465 Posts
    Opera for iPhone, pretty nifty. Only problem though is that it doesn't let me rate posts.
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  9. Post #4489
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    You could probably get a job at a museum with experience like that.
    A toy museum perhaps, lol. Have a look at my 1/18 scale F-14A Tomcat. It's over three feet long with over a three-and a half feet wingspan.







    with my 1/18 scale Me-109G-6. I have more of these 1/18 aircraft, but they're massive, and it's hard to get them all together for a photo shoot.
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  10. Post #4490
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
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    February 2011
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    Tomcats are best. Ardvarks Lawndarts are ugly
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  11. Post #4491
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    6,963 Posts
    It's [del]
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  12. Post #4492
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
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    A toy museum perhaps, lol. Have a look at my 1/18 scale F-14A Tomcat. It's over three feet long with over a three-and a half feet wingspan.







    with my 1/18 scale Me-109G-6. I have more of these 1/18 aircraft, but they're massive, and it's hard to get them all together for a photo shoot.
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  13. Post #4493
    NYES SSSS SSSS
    Kath's Avatar
    June 2007
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    Come you too! It's only like $290 with bus from here
    I would love to but I'm under 18 and live in America :P
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  14. Post #4494
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,236 Posts
    I would love to but I'm under 18 and live in America :P
    Me too! Well, I'm under 18 (Going anyways~) but I'm Swedish.
    But, grow up and buy planetickets, they can't be THAT expensive?
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  15. Post #4495
    NYES SSSS SSSS
    Kath's Avatar
    June 2007
    3,123 Posts
    Me too! Well, I'm under 18 (Going anyways~) but I'm Swedish.
    But, grow up and buy planetickets, they can't be THAT expensive?
    'Bout 2,000 USD Round trip. I believe they require ID and you can't enter unless you're 18.
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  16. Post #4496
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,359 Posts
    Get four jobs, save all dosh, should seriously not need to be 18+ for international flights. Get passport and find out svedish customs and immigration/visiting laws.
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  17. Post #4497
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    December 2009
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    I can actually vote in the provincial election this year but I almost don't want to. I know the party I support is going to barely get any votes while the "Progressive" Conservatives and the super far right Wildrose Party are going to get all the votes thanks to all the old people and the oil companies.

    I fucking hate living in Canada's equivalent to the southern US.
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  18. Post #4498
    NYES SSSS SSSS
    Kath's Avatar
    June 2007
    3,123 Posts
    Get four jobs, save all dosh, should seriously not need to be 18+ for international flights. Get passport and find out svedish customs and immigration/visiting laws.
    I understand, I fly all the time, though the event we're drooling over is 18+ for entry.
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  19. Post #4499
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    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,393 Posts
    I can actually vote in the provincial election this year but I almost don't want to. I know the party I support is going to barely get any votes while the "Progressive" Conservatives and the super far right Wildrose Party are going to get all the votes thanks to all the old people and the oil companies.

    I fucking hate living in Canada's equivalent to the southern US.
    Its funny how it is in manitoba, the ndp is fucking horrible (even though i vote for ndp federally) and the liberal party fall apart even though they were a really reasonable choice for center-left people. idiots keep voting in the ndp every year
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  20. Post #4500
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Its funny how it is in manitoba, the ndp is fucking horrible (even though i vote for ndp federally) and the liberal party fall apart even though they were a really reasonable choice for center-left people. idiots keep voting in the ndp every year
    Alberta has never had an NDP government ever so I don't know how well it's going to turn out. They want to get big oil out of politics though so that's always a good thing.
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  21. Post #4501
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    Foosili's Avatar
    January 2005
    7,427 Posts
    I PASSED MY DRIVERS TEST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    im gonna get all the bithcese
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  22. Post #4502
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
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    'Bout 2,000 USD Round trip. I believe they require ID and you can't enter unless you're 18.
    Son, I'm turning 18 like 20-ish days before the event, in the same month. My friend is paying my ticket when they are released October 1st, and then he "sells" them to me on November 3rd, when my birthday is. I'll enter there legally, with a real ID.
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  23. Post #4503
    NYES SSSS SSSS
    Kath's Avatar
    June 2007
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    Son, I'm turning 18 like 20-ish days before the event, in the same month. My friend is paying my ticket when they are released October 1st, and then he "sells" them to me on November 3rd, when my birthday is. I'll enter there legally, with a real ID.
    You crafty snake.
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  24. Post #4504
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,236 Posts
    You crafty snake.
    I know you love me anyways <3
    How old are you, as in when are you born?
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  25. Post #4505
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    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,900 Posts
    ok jomt so im gonna hijack a plane and fly it to that place, and parachute out.

    oh also as it turns out my cousin sells ecstasy so we're covered on that base too.
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  26. Post #4506
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,236 Posts
    I don't wanna do ecstasy, I wanna do weed if anything.
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  27. Post #4507
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    12,581 Posts
    You need to be on some form of mind altering substance to enjoy electronic music that just proves how shit it really is.
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  28. Post #4508
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    I don't wanna do ecstasy, I wanna do weed if anything.
    MDMA (ecstasy) is fun but you feel like shit for a week or so afterwards.

    Edited:

    You need to be on some form of mind altering substance to enjoy electronic music that just proves how shit it really is.
    I could hate on metal all I want but I don't, so get mellow and be tolerant.
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  29. Post #4509
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    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,900 Posts
    You need to be on some form of mind altering substance to enjoy electronic music that just proves how shit it really is.
    What music do you listen to?
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  30. Post #4510
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
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    What music do you listen to?

    This triggers emotional responses. Electronic music does not other than rage over how something so shitty became so popular while my music stays mostly underground.
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  31. Post #4511
    Shotgun Guru
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    February 2009
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    This triggers emotional responses. Electronic music does not other than rage over how something so shitty became so popular while my music stays mostly underground.
    You have the same sense of logic when it comes to music that Creationists get when in comes to science.
    "I don't like this, therefore its stupid and doesn't make sense. My viewpoint is superior even though art is all opinions. Many people disagree with me in many different ways, but all of them are stupid. I have no detailed knowledge of the subject matter, but I can tell you everything about it."

    Please stop being a close minded cunt and either chill out, or accept that people like things that you don't.
    For the record, I'm straightedge, but I love me some electronic music and raves.
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  32. Post #4512
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    Foosili's Avatar
    January 2005
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    I passed my behind the wheel today fuck yeah
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  33. Post #4513
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    October 2006
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    This triggers emotional responses. Electronic music does not other than rage over how something so shitty became so popular while my music stays mostly underground.
    the definition of "good" 100% changes depending on the person and you are dumb
    my definition of good
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  34. Post #4514
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    August 2010
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    the definition of "good" 100% changes depending on the person and you are dumb
    my definition of good
    still not bad
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  35. Post #4515
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
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    You have the same sense of logic when it comes to music that Creationists get when in comes to science.
    "I don't like this, therefore its stupid and doesn't make sense. My viewpoint is superior even though art is all opinions. Many people disagree with me in many different ways, but all of them are stupid. I have no detailed knowledge of the subject matter, but I can tell you everything about it."

    Please stop being a close minded cunt and either chill out, or accept that people like things that you don't.
    For the record, I'm straightedge, but I love me some electronic music and raves.
    I just don't understand the appeal to electronic music. It just feels so soulless and disconnected from its creator. It's like some guy decided "hey I know stuff about making music but instead of making stuff with an emotional impact I'll just do something completely asinine."
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  36. Post #4516
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    October 2006
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    I just don't understand the appeal to electronic music. It just feels so soulless and disconnected from its creator. It's like some guy decided "hey I know stuff about making music but instead of making stuff with an emotional impact I'll just do something completely asinine."
    music doesn't always need to have a ~emotional impact~.. the song i posted above is about raping women and killing cops, i don't like it because of the message but because it sounds good.

    Edited:

    why am i replying to these bad posts
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  37. Post #4517
    I HATE COFFEE
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    April 2009
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    the definition of "good" 100% changes depending on the person and you are dumb
    my definition of good
    This is my definiton of good

    This is my definiton of good, as well

    This also

    This is also good

    My point: I like all music, and I'm not hating on anyone that doesn't like what I like, and vice verca.
    So all of you who say "no that sucks and this is godlike", grow the fuck up.
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  38. Post #4518
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
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    Fuck all your rap an electronic shit
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  39. Post #4519
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    12,581 Posts
    How about let's agree to never post about music again unless it's something we can all mutually agree is good or shit.
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  40. Post #4520
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
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    Also, this song have a story behind it, listen to the lyrics
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