1. Post #4361
    POOP DICKS
    Dark Descent's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,912 Posts
    I played with IdentityIdentity
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  2. Post #4362
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,933 Posts
    A long time ago before my first FP ban, I had a dream where I got banned and the FBI came to my house to arrest me because Garry thought that just a ban wasn't serious enough or something.
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  3. Post #4363
    i have had two other dreams with fpair people that i totally forgot to mention, not quite as bizarre as the one i had with deathmog though

    the first was with fish muffin, although he was only there for a bit of it but basically it was a girl in my year who is 15 was pregnant (this part is real life and she has had the baby) but it was my brother who was the father, so for some reason i was totally fine that a 19 year old who is my brother was having a baby with a 15 year old and at one point i met fish muffin in an underground car park and his parents were there and they were all chill and gave me a lift to the hospital because this 15 year old was about to go into labour and that was pretty much it

    the second one was with ossumsauce......

    and basically we literally actually killed these people who had airsoft guns and i was scavenging for extra guns and i came across a fnc (this was shortly after felix got his fnc) in the back of a pickup then out of nowhere this totally junky kid in my year comes along with 3 kjw 1911 hi-capas and i ask for one of them because he doesn't really need 3 so he gives me one and i remember talking to ossum and he had his fn2000 and i dont think he even mentioned portal stuff once


    yeah, this is what happens when you read the forums right before you go to bed
    Dude, that's awesome.
    Did you actually dream me looking and sounding like myself or what?
    I almost never talk about portal IRL, unless of course someone else brings me into a conversation about it. So really that dream was pretty accurate. Except the killing part. Not sure what that was about.
    I am honored to be in your dreams.

    Edited:

    I played with Codemoney, Timebomb, metal man, deathmog, and another FPer named Froztshock.
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  4. Post #4364
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,997 Posts
    Dude, that's awesome.
    Did you actually dream me looking and sounding like myself or what?
    I almost never talk about portal IRL, unless of course someone else brings me into a conversation about it. So really that dream was pretty accurate. Except the killing part. Not sure what that was about.
    I am honored to be in your dreams.

    Edited:

    I played with Codemoney, Timebomb, metal man, deathmog, and another FPer named Froztshock.
    you did look like you but and i have heard your voice before so you probably sounded like how you do
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  5. Post #4365
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,074 Posts
    A long time ago before my first FP ban, I had a dream where I got banned and the FBI came to my house to arrest me because Garry thought that just a ban wasn't serious enough or something.
    "ATTENTION, This is the FBI. Come out with your hands up. He's not coming out, get on the speaker."


    "TAKE THE SHOT"
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  6. Post #4366
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    MAKING FUCKING CHILI
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  7. Post #4367
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,533 Posts
    I dreamed that I somehow got into a polygamous relationship with my ex and my current girlfriend? Or maybe it was felix's girlfriend? I don't remember.
    UHH
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  8. Post #4368
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    MAKING FUCKING CHILI
    Whoa, stop the presses!
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  9. Post #4369
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Whoa, stop the presses!
    HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN CHILI UP IN THIS SHIT BETTER BELIEVE IT WATCH YOUR BACK MOTHERFUCKER.
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  10. Post #4370
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN CHILI UP IN THIS SHIT BETTER BELIEVE IT WATCH YOUR BACK MOTHERFUCKER.
    I SEE YOUR ALL-CAPS POST AND RAISE YOU A BOLD.
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  11. Post #4371
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,621 Posts
    I SEE YOUR ALL-CAPS POST AND RAISE YOU A BOLD.
    I SEE YOUR ALL-CAPS BOLD POST AND RAISE YOU AN ALL CAPS BOLD UNDERLINED ITALICS STRIKETHROUGH.
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  12. Post #4372
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    I SEE YOUR ALL-CAPS POST AND RAISE YOU A BOLD.
    [tab]HOLY SHIT[/tab]
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  13. Post #4373
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    [strike]I SEE YOUR ALL-CAPS BOLD POST AND RAISE YOU AN ALL CAPS BOLD UNDERLINED ITALICS STRIKETHROUGH.[/strike]
    Well... fuck.

    You win.
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  14. Post #4374
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    I SEE YOUR ALL-CAPS BOLD POST AND RAISE YOU AN ALL CAPS BOLD UNDERLINED ITALICS STRIKETHROUGH.
    [SUP]
    [RELEASE] I THINK I JUST WON OKAY [/RELEASE]
    [/SUP]

    Edited:

    because it was quoted
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  15. Post #4375
    Gold Member
    TehG3A3's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,223 Posts
    i havent had a dream in forever

    although sometimes i drift off into sleep and i dream about walking down a staircase until i trip, then i wake up by having a crazy ass spasm like im reacting to falling

    i kicked my cat in the face once during one of those dreams, motherfucker flew off the bed so fast
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  16. Post #4376
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,738 Posts
    The last dream I had involved my school organizing a trip to Vietnam for some reason and I was going on it and I was all excited about going to Nam and I listened to the Rolling Stones constantly. I have no idea where that would have come from.

    Edited:

    And that was one of those dreams where when I wake up I think it was real for a few seconds.
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  17. Post #4377
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,371 Posts
    [release]
    YOU ARE ALL WRONG I WIN
    [/release]

    Edited:

    hahaha I win because that's in release.
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  18. Post #4378
    POOP DICKS
    Dark Descent's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,912 Posts
    So I tripped over the Bitch and my gun has taken it's first taste of blood. Now my fucking knee is all torn up
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  19. Post #4379
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    [release][/release]

    Edited:

    hahaha I win because that's in release.
    mines in release too
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  20. Post #4380
    Moose's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,067 Posts
    i hate it when i lose my black friend in the dark
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  21. Post #4381
    Gold Member
    QQnMarine's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,051 Posts
    i hate it when i lose my black friend in the dark
    in b4 "thats racist"
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  22. Post #4382
    Moose's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,067 Posts
    i dont see how

    its really hard to see him, man
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  23. Post #4383
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    13,053 Posts
    reservoir dogs stream soon?
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  24. Post #4384
    I hate US Marines
    Itsjustguy's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,291 Posts
    Video of yesterdays game in a old soviet base.
    Features - Old wrecked buildings, destroyed bunkers, pine tree forest and young forest.
    Also noticed some BIG bunkers for storing tanks/vehicles.
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  25. Post #4385
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,386 Posts
    peppurs
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  26. Post #4386
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    Sometimes I wish they'd open up parts of old Fort Sheridan for airsoft. That place is awesome.
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  27. Post #4387
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,997 Posts

    really bad song
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  28. Post #4388
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Happy Easter guys c: Did anyone get anything neat?
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  29. Post #4389
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,533 Posts
    Happy Easter guys c: Did anyone get anything neat?
    I get a 12 hour shift at work. Is that neat?
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  30. Post #4390
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Are you getting payed extra?
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  31. Post #4391
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,933 Posts
    I got a 3 pound bag of gummy bears for Easter. C:
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Also, I had a dream last night where all the IFAP guys were living in some Fallout-like world. Taiwanese lived in an old P-51 Mustang and kept talking about how he was "gonna get the Krauts." Code lived in a giant castle made of nickels and bottle caps. Niko and Foos were mayor and vice-mayor. Deathmog was a midget trying to sell chems. Vityaz was an awesome traveling arms dealer. SimpleBoo ran a flashlight shop. TankMan was a squatter. Milk was a dog. German was running around screaming "HAIL SATAN!"

    Anyway what happened was that Postal killed Caesar and was planning to attack our village. Code bought everything Vityaz had to sell, so everyone had like 10 guns. Postal's forces were right at the gate, and we knew we were far outnumbered. We fought valiantly, but right when the gate was almost knocked down, Taiwanese comes flying out of nowhere in his Mustang shooting and dropping bombs screaming "YOU CRAZY NAZI COMMIE GOOK KRAUTS GET OUT OF MY TOWN."

    We won the war against Postal.

    It was a great dream.
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  32. Post #4392
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Aww man, I wasn't in it :c

    Edited:

    Cpt.Armadillo rates informative or funny on literally every post of mine haha.
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  33. Post #4393
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    5,103 Posts
    Cpt. Armed Dildo
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  34. Post #4394
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,386 Posts
    I wasn't in it either :c
    Kawaii let us dream about each other <3
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  35. Post #4395
    child porn prodigy
    venom's Avatar
    April 2005
    15,354 Posts
    yay i'm a mayor or something :)
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  36. Post #4396
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,386 Posts
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  37. Post #4397
    metal man's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,019 Posts
    I didn't get jack shit for easter. Just a nice breakfast of biscuits and gravy with the fam.
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  38. Post #4398
    PAST TENSE DIG
    deathmog's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,821 Posts
    of course I would be a midget in a dream
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  39. Post #4399
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,999 Posts
    I got a pile of work due tomorrow, and my eye started bleeding reddish-black. Hooray, Easter.
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  40. Post #4400
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,420 Posts
    Slowest day of work 2012, I dont think anyone realizes were open
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