1. Post #30481
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    Grim Joker's Avatar
    January 2009
    4,743 Posts
    Isn't Master Chief like nine feet tall?
    Yeah, he's gigantic, so it makes sense that he towers over the others.
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  2. Post #30482
    Mr. Scorpio's Avatar
    May 2010
    11,048 Posts
    It's just because he's next to Samus, who, by the canon of Other M is approximately 2 1/2 feet tall
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  3. Post #30483
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    Goldenboy's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,981 Posts
    It's just because he's next to Samus, who, by the canon of Other M is approximately 2 1/2 feet tall
    We don't talk about Other M. We just don't.
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  4. Post #30484
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    Sector 7's Avatar
    May 2005
    3,143 Posts
    You know that Batarian preacher in the refugee area of the Citadel docks? I'm pretty sure that's the same bastard that was preaching doom-and-gloom on Omega near the apartments.
    those are Batarian refugees from Batarian space, not Omega. Just because they're both preachers doesn't mean they're the same person.

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  5. Post #30485
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    those are Batarian refugees from Batarian space, not Omega. Just because they're both preachers doesn't mean they're the same person.

       you humans are all racist   
    You remember that there are also Omega refugees.

    More specifically, ones that do nothing but sit on couches.
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  6. Post #30486
    Mr. Scorpio's Avatar
    May 2010
    11,048 Posts
    We don't talk about Other M. We just don't.
    I typed out a witty response to the post. I couldn't think of a fitting joke, but I couldn't help but look at my fingers for inspiration.

    The response had two purposes. One, to show that I had read the post, and two, to show my sarcastic agreement.
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  7. Post #30487
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    Exooodus's Avatar
    April 2008
    2,542 Posts
    I'm going to make a collaboration video of me punching things as the Batarian Soldier, I will set it to this:

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  8. Post #30488
    Jetpack Bear's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,492 Posts
    Who here loves getting kicked from silver games?

    Edited:

    I love french people playing skrillex as well.
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  9. Post #30489
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    March 2012
    1,701 Posts
    So, the Catalyst is pretty sure that the Created will always rebel against their Creators. He claims that's the whole cycle, yadda yadda, the Geth rebelled, and so did generations before.

    Well... that's fine and dandy I guess there, Catalyst. What are you, again?

    Hmm? The Creator of the Reapers?

    Hmm. Interesting.
    You know, I noticed....

    The reapers seem to be doing a really ****ty job with that whole " rebelling" against you, thing.


    You seem to have a race of synthetics that obey you.
    The creator of the reapers is like a IV, except he can mimic things like the child.

    I think they used to be a race of some kind like the humans, advanced like the Protheans.

    I'm sure the citadel was their home, and were another race, that created the cycle, and the only way to save their race and the whole galaxy from being corrupted was to be reaper-inized to help put the balance.

    Who cares, the reason why the Calayst said they were on earth before, because the humans were developed and wiped out the dinosaurs, which then turned into Krogan. :p jk.
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  10. Post #30490
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,178 Posts
    oooh shit, I just thought of something.

    You know that Batarian preacher in the refugee area of the Citadel docks? I'm pretty sure that's the same bastard that was preaching doom-and-gloom on Omega near the apartments.
    Yeah, I kinda thought that too.

    And man has he changed his tune.
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  11. Post #30491
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    Egevened's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,745 Posts
    people sometimes seem so laid back in multiplayer

    I'm not a good player, but I often dwarf people on the scoreborad

    are they just not paying attention? I doubt I'm any better than the average player yet noone even tries to play a decent game
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  12. Post #30492
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
    Skyward's Avatar
    March 2009
    15,831 Posts
    people sometimes seem so laid back in multiplayer

    I'm not a good player, but I often dwarf people on the scoreborad

    are they just not paying attention? I doubt I'm any better than the average player yet noone even tries to play a decent game
    What challenge are you playing on? I honestly tend to slack off in bronze and silver.
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  13. Post #30493
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    September 2010
    2,990 Posts
    What challenge are you playing on? I honestly tend to slack off in bronze and silver.
    I honestly tend to slack of in those too, but its mainly from just being tired of MP, and grinding credits to buy more super premiums. I swear sometimes I feel like I'm half asleep some games, and I get surprised when its like wave 7 or so.

    The novelty of the somewhat randomized objectives has mostly worn of for me. I hope they have something more substantial planned for the future like the multi stage coop-missions or something. You know, something do with the narrative of all these weekend operations.

    OH, also I had an idea that could work for MP that would be a little neat for the whole drop in drop out thing, and would really help squads who lose people to disconnects or rage quits;

    Essentially there is an active reserve option, what this does is look for games already in progress and just drops you in when it finds a spot open. You obviously don't get all the credits for the mission, but maybe there is like a +5000 credit (or less) bonus for opting for this option and playing like a round or two.

    Think it would help people that are down a squad mate or two, plus it is a nice option for people who don't have time to spend 15-20 minutes on a match.
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  14. Post #30494
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    February 2012
    302 Posts
    I know this is a bit off-topic/late, but is Firefly worth the watch? Seems interesting enough, but I've never gotten around to watching it. All of the episodes are on Hulu, so..
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  15. Post #30495
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    Grim Joker's Avatar
    January 2009
    4,743 Posts
    I know this is a bit off-topic/late, but is Firefly worth the watch? Seems interesting enough, but I've never gotten around to watching it. All of the episodes are on Hulu, so..
    Firefly is definitely worth the watch, as is the movie that takes place after the series, Serenity. Joss Whedon's finest work, I'd say.
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  16. Post #30496
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    Fayez's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,966 Posts



    There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.
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  17. Post #30497
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    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,832 Posts
    understandable. garrus is a total bro
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  18. Post #30498
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    March 2010
    7,975 Posts



    There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.
    This probably isn't what the artist intended, but I find that image hilarious, especially the anatomy and FemShep's face.
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  19. Post #30499
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts



    There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.
    and a conspicuous lack of dudeshep/garrus high-five and bro-bump fanart.

    Edited:

    also

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  20. Post #30500
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    October 2008
    4,410 Posts
    Did Mordin even find out who brought the Varren STD on the ship?
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  21. Post #30501
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    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts



    There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.
    if you've ever played a Femshep who bangs Garrus you'd see that Garrus has without a doubt the best romance subplot in 2 and 3 (even harder in 3)

    -Jacob is completely uninteresting
    -Thane is sweet, but he's not the one
    -Garrus however is downright adorable, he's always shy when talking to you, constantly slipping up, he seems like a 12 year old boy talking to the girl he likes. I also find their romance the sweetest just in general.
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  22. Post #30502
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    Fayez's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,966 Posts

    -Jacob is Jacob
    Fixed
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  23. Post #30503
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    June 2005
    2,960 Posts
    Did Mordin even find out who brought the Varren STD on the ship?
    Wasn't it Kelly?
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  24. Post #30504
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    September 2008
    5,922 Posts
    if you've ever played a Femshep who bangs Garrus you'd see that Garrus has without a doubt the best romance subplot in 2 and 3 (even harder in 3)

    -Jacob is completely uninteresting
    -Thane is sweet, but he's not the one
    -Garrus however is downright adorable, he's always shy when talking to you, constantly slipping up, he seems like a 12 year old boy talking to the girl he likes. I also find their romance the sweetest just in general.
    It also strikes me as the least contrived of them all. In ME1, Liara is always talking about how she finds Shepard's body fascinating. In ME2, Tali pulls the whole secret crush thing, and I'm not really sure about ME3 since they're all about as interesting as Jacob. Garrus and Femshep actually seem like they'd end up together.
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  25. Post #30505
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    Fayez's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,966 Posts



    Version where Shepard is pregnant.

    Ugh.
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  26. Post #30506
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    August 2011
    250 Posts



    Version where Shepard is pregnant.

    Ugh.
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  27. Post #30507
    Trans-Intellectual...you know, like a double entendre
    noneshallpass's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,421 Posts



    Version where Shepard is pregnant.

    Ugh.
    Ugh, I am so ashamed to say that I got erect from that

    Worst part is I find pregnancy really unattractive.
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  28. Post #30508
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    again with the fucking babies just stop it already

    Edited:

    jesus h. FUCK
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  29. Post #30509
    Frostypunch's Avatar
    March 2011
    621 Posts
    again with the fucking babies just stop it already

    Edited:

    jesus h. FUCK
    everybody hates babies

    even me :D
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  30. Post #30510
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    GetBent's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,965 Posts
    again with the fucking babies just stop it already

    Edited:

    jesus h. FUCK
       it is impossible not to daww at this picture   

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  31. Post #30511
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,178 Posts
    again with the fucking babies just stop it already

    Edited:

    jesus h. FUCK
    They're coming out of the goddamn walls!
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  32. Post #30512
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    Janus Vesta's Avatar
    May 2007
    12,187 Posts
    again with the fucking babies just stop it already

    Edited:

    jesus h. FUCK
    Especially the ones that are impossible and creepy.
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  33. Post #30513
    Frostypunch's Avatar
    March 2011
    621 Posts
    They're coming out of the goddamn walls!
    Game over man! Game over!
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  34. Post #30514
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    October 2007
    9,812 Posts
    To make this page less terrifying, here's something from lonefirewarrior:

    Do the Isaac!
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  35. Post #30515
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    Exooodus's Avatar
    April 2008
    2,542 Posts
    Especially the ones that are impossible and creepy.
    I feel like if I actually saw a Shepard/Garrus child I'd have horrible nightmares that would put me in an asylum.
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  36. Post #30516
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    Devodiere's Avatar
    November 2009
    10,784 Posts
    The real question is would a Tali/Shepard child gain the developed human immune system or would it have to be isolated also?

    loljk, her body would probably try and symbiosis with the fetus and aggressive human genetics would make the fetus kill her

    Edited:

    There will be no post in this thread that is not weird and disturbing!
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  37. Post #30517
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    April 2011
    612 Posts
    Thank Christ I finally got my download for both Mass Effect 1 and 2 to start working correctly. By tomorrow I should be able to finally get to play Mass Effect after hearing so many good things about it and studying the wikipedia pages after so long.

    Edited:
    Oh my every post must be disturbing eh?
    Imagine every fanfic that goes on between Tali and Legion.
       activating vibrate function   
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  38. Post #30518
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    The real question is would a Tali/Shepard child gain the developed human immune system or would it have to be isolated also?

    loljk, her body would probably try and symbiosis with the fetus and aggressive human genetics would make the fetus kill her

    Edited:

    There will be no post in this thread that is not weird and disturbing!
    first of all, it is physically impossible under any circumstances for tali and shepard to have a child together not only due to the fact that they both evolved on completely different worlds, but also because their genetic structures are completely incompatible at the most basic level, with their DNA spiraling quite literally in opposite fucking directions.

    second of all what the fuck is wrong with you
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  39. Post #30519
    I don't think I can think of any other game that's produced 3-4 baby pictures per day since release.

    Between every character!
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  40. Post #30520
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    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,832 Posts
    The real question is would a Tali/Shepard child gain the developed human immune system or would it have to be isolated also?

    loljk, her body would probably try and symbiosis with the fetus and aggressive human genetics would make the fetus kill her

    Edited:

    There will be no post in this thread that is not weird and disturbing!
    It would burst out of her belly alien style
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