[GetBent]

By the way, here is a link to the BSN thread for those who don't want to go to 4chan.

http://social.bioware.com/group/5245/discussion/19493/

Make sure you're logged in to BSN to see it.

[Novangel]

Fuck you Sardonus. Fuck you I WILL NOT SUCCUMB.

[GetBent]

Novangel posted:

Fuck you Sardonus. Fuck you I WILL NOT SUCCUMB.

All it said was "Wrex has 6 vaginas" (Which is false)

Also (actual spoiler)    The ending is final, so it throws you back in time to before you started the last mission so you can play future DLC.

That means no playing after beating the last mission. :(   

[Egevened]

abandon thread

[One]

I really should stop spoiling myself..

Just one more week.

One more damn week.

[GetBent]

"Plus lots of ship dialog in this game is Zaeed / Kasumi style where Shep talks but not in convo mode."

Sadface

[Sardonus]

Novangel posted:

Fuck you Sardonus. Fuck you I WILL NOT SUCCUMB.

It says Wrex has 6 vaginas

that might be true

[dumbidiotretard]

GetBent posted:

"Plus lots of ship dialog in this game is Zaeed / Kasumi style where Shep talks but not in convo mode."

Sadface

pre-order cancelled

[SomeDumbShit]

Since I can't resist the urge to click shit, see you all after I finish the game.

[Sardonus]

GetBent posted:

"Plus lots of ship dialog in this game is Zaeed / Kasumi style where Shep talks but not in convo mode."

Sadface

Please let that mean "random crew members" and shit and not my Garr-Bear or Liara.

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SomeDumbShit posted:

Since I can't resist the urge to click shit, see you all after I finish the game.

Wrex doesn't REALLY have 6 vaginas

he has 4

Edited:

GetBent posted:

All it said was "Wrex has 6 vaginas" (Which is false)

Also (actual spoiler)    The ending is final, so it throws you back in time to before you started the last mission so you can play future DLC.

That means no playing after beating the last mission. :(   

Aww. That kinda sucks. Oh well, I will go through at least 2 playthroughs on my canon Shepard (Normal, then INSANITY MOTHERFUCKKKKASS) and then another 1 or 2 on my Femshep... so I see no worries.

[GetBent]

"Everyone has a "home" area, such as Garrus doing calibrations, but they all move around more than once. For example, no spoilers, but I walked in on Vega and Garrus having a staring contest"

Well that sounds good.

[Sharp_Shooter]

GetBent posted:

All it said was "Wrex has 6 vaginas" (Which is false)

Also (actual spoiler)    The ending is final, so it throws you back in time to before you started the last mission so you can play future DLC.

That means no playing after beating the last mission. :(   

How is that a spoiler?

[GetBent]

Sharp_Shooter posted:

How is that a spoiler?

Because of what it implies.

[Sardonus]

GetBent posted:

"Everyone has a "home" area, such as Garrus doing calibrations, but they all move around more than once. For example, no spoilers, but I walked in on Blast Hardcheese and Garrus having a staring contest"

Well that sounds good.

That's neat. Would be neat if I could walk in on characters having conversations and such.

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GetBent posted:

Because of what it implies.    Shepard dies/Controls Reapers/Destroys Mass Relays   

I swear to fucking god is that the legit endings
I PRAY TO ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY THAT BETTER NOT BE THE ENDINGS.

[GetBent]

Sardonus posted:

That's neat. Would be neat if I could walk in on characters having conversations and such.

They also walk around to various places on the Citadel when you dock there.

Removed spoiler. I think I've posted enough of them.

[Sardonus]

GetBent posted:

About that.    Apparently if you don't romance Tali or Garrus, you walk in on them and Garrus has a mandible stuck in Tali's facemask   

Oh, C'mon Garrus. Fuck you. As a maleshep I want to bang him still.

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also if those were the legit endings I'm so fucking pissed
not because they were spoiled
because those are shit

Edited:

who should I be more pissed at if those are the real endings
Myself, for clicking what I thought was a small spoiler
or Bioware for writing those

Edited:

goddamnit man

you have like, 2 that were hardly spoilers at all
and then you have 1 that's the fucking ending
that's misleading

[Zet]

here's a translation of that manga: http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-new...-in-manga-form

[Sardonus]

Zet posted:

here's a translation of that manga: http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-new...-in-manga-form

The last panel represents how I feel

[Tuskin]

Arachnidus posted:

Nobody noticed I play as Shepard@Arachnidus, use ships named Normandy ridiculously often and run around wearing the command uniform because it's black and red?

Also, does anybody know if the new ME book is really that bad? From what I've seen...yes, hence my hesitation to read it.

I used to use a MVAM prommie named the Normandy with couple parts from the Cerberus model.

[One]

Alright, see you guys in a week.

/flies into the sun

[GetBent]

Sardonus posted:

you have like, 2 that were hardly spoilers at all
and then you have 1 that's the fucking ending
that's misleading

Yeah I know, I feel bad for posting them now. So I'm just removing them.

[Sardonus]

GetBent posted:

Yeah I know, I feel bad for posting them now. So I'm just removing them.

I am hunting you down to the ends of the earths, still though
No where is safe

[Zet]

Sardonus posted:

The last panel represents how I feel

I agree; there was no tentacle action at all :(

[GetBent]

On the mission Journal, and why it is now worthless:

"It doesn't change to show what you have or haven't done in a quest, everything is just lobbed together, no more primary and secondary."

Also, he beat the game, side missions and all for the best ending, in 23 hours. Not sure what difficulty however.

[Novangel]

Zet posted:

here's a translation of that manga: http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-new...-in-manga-form

brb suicide

[Swilly]

As soon as I saw Kyaa I wanted to suicide.

[mikester112]

Asari-Hanar porn games.

[Wulfram]

Shepard smells like sweat...

[guicool-BR-]

Swilly posted:

What happen to the Shepard :q: face?

[Errorproxy]

Anyone get a checkmark for that recruit a friend?

[The_J_Hat]

I found this on the ME wikia page. Yeah.

Edited:

That was bigger than I had anticipated.

No pun intended.

[Sowee]

Guys, i bought ME1. Played the first five hours, but just got fed up with the game. I dont know why, maybe because the strange combat style, thats incredibly hard to kill someone when its incredibly easy for you to be killed. Should I give up? It gets better? The story makes it bearable?

[Sardonus]

Sowee posted:

Guys, i bought ME1. Played the first five hours, but just got fed up with the game. I dont know why, maybe because the strange combat style, thats incredibly hard to kill someone when its incredibly easy for you to be killed. Should I give up? It gets better? The story makes it bearable?

One of my favorite stories in gaming. Stick with it, especially if you want to continue the series.

[Wii60]

Zet posted:

here's a translation of that manga: http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-new...-in-manga-form

the last panel perfectly describes the female bioware fanbase

[TehDoctorz]

How does everyone know what is going on with the journals and squadmates on ships and stuff?

Has the game come out in other countries?

[Lambeth]

Turrets!

[GetBent]

TehDoctorz posted:

How does everyone know what is going on with the journals and squadmates on ships and stuff?

Has the game come out in other countries?

One of the guys who got an early copy is posting about it.

[27X]

Also, most of the leak information has been true.

WHAT A TWEEST

If dialog has been recorded, it's not going to be altered. People don't seem to get it.

[Heigou]

guhguhguhaguhaguggu.

Still unsure if I should play the singleplayer part, how long is it? I'm scared it'll spoil me a bit.

[Lambeth]

I wonder if there would be such a huge backlash against bioware if the story hadn't leaked