1. Post #4081
    Go Shuya! You can do it Shuya!
    redback3's Avatar
    December 2005
    5,122 Posts
    Morning gays, spent god knows how long voice chatting with someone. Then I went offline to try and get some sleep but I ended up just laying in bed for the next two hours.


    Fuck me.
    :3
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  2. Post #4082
    THE SAINTS GO PARKING
    JtRtheRiPPeR's Avatar
    July 2008
    77 Posts
    Yeah internet relationships are a bad idea. Also, you don't love him (sorry), you've not even met and you've not even talked with him yet. What that is called, is infatuation with someone and what you've built them up to be like in your head.

    However, don't be afraid to chat or anything if you want to. I'd just avoid trying to seriously pursue an e-crush, and to pretend that you're in love when it's more like instinctive infatuation with someone's avatar/image they give off online.
    Actually, we had cyber'd two times sort of. It's not about the avatar, but about the way he is.
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  3. Post #4083
    Kawaii Member
    CheeseMan's Avatar
    July 2005
    16,403 Posts
    Actually, we had cyber'd two times sort of. It's not about the avatar, but about the way he is.
    What he means is that the "avatar" is what you are still talking to, for better or for worse. I'm not attacking long distance relationships, just saying that in a medium where you can think out the next thing you are going to say there is always going to be a disparity between what a person types and what they would normally say.

    This ain't saying whether they work out or not, that's up to you two.
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  4. Post #4084
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    Indeed.
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  5. Post #4085
    ~ pissing excellence ~
    Fingers!!!'s Avatar
    May 2005
    2,695 Posts
    So... Yeah, anal is quite good.
    Here's how it went:
    Both of us got in bed, clothed. We start playing around and such so I suggested him to take his t-shirt off, and so he did. So did I, soon after. TV is then turned off, we make out a little bit, he starts gaining advantage when he suddenly slipped his hands through my pants/underwear. Clothes flied around and such, just like a movie. Blowjob time. He did it first, and I must say that oral sex is still the best kind of sex. I went ahead and gave him one, alas, with it being my first time, I "sucked", he said I did well though, what a liar But then shit starts to go down the drain when I said "I want to try it". He said it was a bummer since he could possibly hurt me, I disagreed and said: "I want it". Welp, just like the television, he got turned off. I got really scared, thinking "What if it's me? What if he doesn't like me at all?" We slept a little.


    Woke up with him spooning me, messing around with my underwear while whispering "I told you just to wait a little bit", and yep, he did it. I did it. I tried anal sex and it felt great, the fact that he was quite good in bed helped out loads. I couldn't stop fucking panting, oh my God it was so intense, he finished (thank God he brought condoms along, I didn't want to get pregnant [again]) laid on my back a little bit, and started giving me a bj, which made me come like I never did before.


    Another fantasy of mine is the one which includes, somehow, sex while being awoken in the morning. A fantasy which became true, I must say. Once again, woke up with him spooning me, just like last night. We did it again, same thing, twice as good.

    Sorry if this seems like a sex story but I just wanted you guys to know how it went, since someone asked. Also sleeping with him was a pain in the ass (no zing intended), since he kept occupying the whole bed well, whatever.
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  6. Post #4086
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    13,840 Posts
    Also sleeping with him was a pain in the ass (no zing intended), since he kept occupying the whole bed well, whatever.
    Just lie on top of him
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  7. Post #4087
    Murr purr and stuff!
    Nintendo-Guy's Avatar
    November 2007
    33,658 Posts
    i'm jealous as fuck so i'm just gonna rate you optimistic
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  8. Post #4088
    Follow me, satisfaction guaranteed!
    ragin cajun's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,135 Posts
    When I took that sleeping pill last night, and tried to play terraria with a few friends

    Ragin Cajun: dddddaw ,wm,,,,,,,,,,,, ddont
    Ragin Cajun: kbnoo ww
    Ragin Cajun: ik ts ewrds

    [2:23:40 AM] Mike: guys i dont htink richards ever waking up agian
    [2:23:40 AM] Mike: ever

    what the actual fuck happened to me last night

    [9:32:19 AM] Richard: what the actual fuck
    [9:32:21 AM] Richard: happened last night
    [9:32:25 AM] Richard: i odnt remember shit
    [9:41:07 AM] Mike: uh
    [9:41:20 AM] Mike: i left for a while
    [9:41:20 AM] Mike: you tried to pick up james cuz u thought he was an item
    [9:41:30 AM] Mike: then you went full retard and died

    I'm scared
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  9. Post #4089
    Ceighk's Avatar
    January 2012
    30 Posts
    how were the sleeping pills in general?
    i've been having trouble sleeping lately and am considering looking at the options to solve it
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  10. Post #4090
    Murr purr and stuff!
    Nintendo-Guy's Avatar
    November 2007
    33,658 Posts
    they make you sleep
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  11. Post #4091
    Ceighk's Avatar
    January 2012
    30 Posts
    really????
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  12. Post #4092
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    13,840 Posts
    My nana takes them at about 12 and she stays up until 2:30 listening to classical music stoned out of her head.

    I'd be walking between rooms,
    "They're over there Sean"
    "What are?"
    "The uh, hm... uh"
    "Thanks nana"
    "Hah don't mention it Sean!" :)
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  13. Post #4093
    Resident Dick Master
    mikeyt493's Avatar
    September 2008
    37,442 Posts
    shes just a junkie
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  14. Post #4094
    Murr purr and stuff!
    Nintendo-Guy's Avatar
    November 2007
    33,658 Posts
    My nana takes them at about 12 and she stays up until 2:30 listening to classical music stoned out of her head.

    I'd be walking between rooms,
    "They're over there Sean"
    "What are?"
    "The uh, hm... uh"
    "Thanks nana"
    "Hah don't mention it Sean!" :)
    how nice of her to warn you about the uh, hm... uh
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  15. Post #4095
    Ask me about my ex-boyfriend being raided by the FBI
    Nerdeboy's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,862 Posts
    I think I'm addicted to oxycodone or something, but I have slept the best in my life the past couple of days having dreams about my bf.
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  16. Post #4096
    l l
    lmao
    Dennab
    December 2011
    10,758 Posts
    I think I'm addicted to oxycodone or something, but I have slept the best in my life the past couple of days having dreams about my bf.
    bad tradeoff
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  17. Post #4097
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    -snip-
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  18. Post #4098
    Ask me about my ex-boyfriend being raided by the FBI
    Nerdeboy's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,862 Posts
    bad tradeoff
    Yeah it's probably the worst thing but going from being stressed out of my fucking mind to as serene as I am now is soooo relaxing.

    Edited:

    Now I see why it's so easy to get addicted to this stuff.
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  19. Post #4099
    Turbo Dyke
    .Lain's Avatar
    June 2010
    18,350 Posts
    I stopped taking any medication i was taking a month back (a fucking lot)
    I feel better than ever, getting more shit done and I'm not depressed as fuck :x
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  20. Post #4100
    Apple extraordinaire~ ♥
    eddy-tt-'s Avatar
    April 2006
    5,505 Posts
    i'm jealous as fuck so i'm just gonna rate you optimistic
    Stop being jealous, you'll get violated soon.
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  21. Post #4101
    a cervine
    nnanna's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,485 Posts
    i'm jealous as fuck so i'm just gonna rate you optimistic
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  22. Post #4102
    EtBuh's Avatar
    December 2008
    499 Posts
    To whoever broke that beer bottle over my face last night, I hope you get sodomized by a red hot poker
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  23. Post #4103
    Gold Member
    blackt12's Avatar
    February 2005
    261 Posts
    Holy shit are you okay?
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  24. Post #4104
    EtBuh's Avatar
    December 2008
    499 Posts
    Yeah, my right eye is swollen shut and I have several deep cuts on my cheek and forehead, but I'm fine.
    It was a bar fight I wasn't even involved in.
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  25. Post #4105
    Ask me about my ex-boyfriend being raided by the FBI
    Nerdeboy's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,862 Posts
    Wow. Seriously, go to the doctor or something.

    Get some painkillers they're fucking awesome.
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  26. Post #4106
    EtBuh's Avatar
    December 2008
    499 Posts
    Wow. Seriously, go to the doctor or something.

    Get some painkillers they're fucking awesome.
    I went to the hospital right afterwards and yes, i do have painkillers.
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  27. Post #4107
    i enjoy sucking pony dick
    Wolfie13's Avatar
    November 2006
    1,545 Posts
    holy fucking shit its Roll_Program

    also yeah hi im here and queer and taken bitches better be jelly
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  28. Post #4108
    Ask me about my ex-boyfriend being raided by the FBI
    Nerdeboy's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,862 Posts
    also yeah hi im here and queer and taken bitches better be jelly
    Yeah but is he cute?
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  29. Post #4109
    Kolpian's Avatar
    September 2010
    955 Posts
    I haven't been to this chat thread since it was a whole section. Still good for lurking, I like you guys.
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  30. Post #4110
    Apple extraordinaire~ ♥
    eddy-tt-'s Avatar
    April 2006
    5,505 Posts
    also yeah hi im here and queer and taken bitches better be jelly
    Yeah no.
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  31. Post #4111
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    holy fucking shit its Roll_Program

    also yeah hi im here and queer and taken bitches better be jelly
    A lot of us are taken as well, that shit'd work in /r9k/ but here it just doesn't work.
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  32. Post #4112
    Ceighk's Avatar
    January 2012
    30 Posts
    The thing I don't get about being bi/gay is where to find other bi/gay people. I mean, there's forums and stuff, but I wouldn't want an internet relationship really, and there's gay bars and stuff, but I'm only 17 so they probably wouldn't let me in and I don't think places like that would really be my style anyway? I don't understand!
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  33. Post #4113
    Dennab
    October 2010
    1,436 Posts
    The thing I don't get about being bi/gay is where to find other bi/gay people. I mean, there's forums and stuff, but I wouldn't want an internet relationship really, and there's gay bars and stuff, but I'm only 17 so they probably wouldn't let me in and I don't think places like that would really be my style anyway? I don't understand!
    Are you in school? Ask around and locate other gays in the area. It's not terribly hard.
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  34. Post #4114
    Gold Member
    blackt12's Avatar
    February 2005
    261 Posts
    I'm the same as Ceighk, but I can't really ask around about gays in my school/college seeing as it's an all girl school with exceptions of about 20 guys VV
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  35. Post #4115
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    13,840 Posts
    all girl school with exceptions of about 20 guys VV
    Gotta be loads of gays there
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  36. Post #4116
    Gold Member
    blackt12's Avatar
    February 2005
    261 Posts
    There are 2 of us actually, but the other guy is taken - such is life!
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  37. Post #4117
    Kolpian's Avatar
    September 2010
    955 Posts
    Honestly never met a gay person irl before.

    Not sure how homophobic my hometown is but I know some gay guy got pushed into a pond once. It's probably at least a bit homophobic. I don't really think or talk about the place I live or the people around me so I wouldn't really know though. I'm living away from university now though and one of my friends is bi, he's really one of the most infuriating people I know.

    Personally I'm not entirely sure I'm even bi or gay or straight or whatever. I'm really just thinking I'll wait until an opportunity to find out presents itself. I had a crush once on a guy which went on too long and didn't amount to anything. Never had a crush on a girl, and honestly can't say I've really been attracted to anybody sexually. I've stopped bothering with thinking about it.

    So I guess I'm still a bit confused and just wanted to talk about that for a minute since I'm here.
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  38. Post #4118
    l l
    lmao
    Dennab
    December 2011
    10,758 Posts
    The only gays I've known were the annoying outgoing fabulous kind. I'm sorry if that comes off as rude but yeah.
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  39. Post #4119
    The Revelation
    Joseph Smith's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,792 Posts
    Honestly never met a gay person irl before.
    Not sure how homophobic my hometown is but I know some gay guy got pushed into a pond once. It's probably at least a bit homophobic. I don't really think or talk about the place I live or the people around me so I wouldn't really know though. I'm living away from university now though and one of my friends is bi, he's really one of the most infuriating people I know.

    Personally I'm not entirely sure I'm even bi or gay or straight or whatever. I'm really just thinking I'll wait until an opportunity to find out presents itself. I've stopped bothering with thinking about it.

    So I guess I'm still a bit confused and just wanted to talk about that for a minute since I'm here.
    Welcome to my life, altrough i had a gf for 2 years who cheated on me    she was my life, sigh    and since then i got depressed. Very depressed :toot:
    But yep, some people would define me bi-curious. So lube up your asses ladies and gentlemen.
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  40. Post #4120
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    13,840 Posts
    There are 2 of us actually, but the other guy is taken - such is life!
    That you know of~~

    There's ninja gays everywhere I found this out shortly after coming out, I was given a list of gays and there were more closeted than out.
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