1. Post #2441

    December 2010
    437 Posts
    This is hilarious, I woke up and read the update and I seem to have woken others up with my laughing.

    People who said Jane is a boring character are dumb.
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  2. Post #2442
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    person11's Avatar
    July 2006
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    I thought Jane was cool before it was cool.

    These recent updates are hilarious and absurd in all the most perfect ways.

    Jake friendzoning Jane after she pretends she does not fancy him, only for him to talk about how he is thinking of him and Dirk this is so many levels of comedy
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  3. Post #2443
    Takuat's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,116 Posts
    This update still hasn't really changed my feelings on Jane as a character. OK she makes some funny faces but she still seems really boring apart. But that's just my opinion.
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  4. Post #2444
    ❤Hazama❤
    Passerby Silver's Avatar
    April 2010
    790 Posts
    I always thought Jane was cute. I liked her since the first few pages she appeared in.
    Then again I like all the kids.
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  5. Post #2445
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    January 2010
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    I think Lil Cal is cute.
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  6. Post #2446
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
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    isnt a human character i dont like

    jade's my least favorite but even then she isnt bad
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  7. Post #2447
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    August 2009
    8,963 Posts
    I think Lil Cal is cute.
    He thinks you're cute too.



    But yeah, Jane is probably my favorite post-scratch kid, because of her hilarious antics and mannerisms. That, and Nannasprite was a pretty cool, so it is natural that Jane follows up. I think people just think lower of her when they compare her to the others, who are all so awesome in their own way.

    To be honest, I can't really compare them to see which is best. I like em' all.
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  8. Post #2448
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    November 2007
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    best kid?

    that's easy, bro. dave is the shit.
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  9. Post #2449
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    February 2011
    7,552 Posts
    oh god ahahaha

    Jane you fucking maroon

    Man I know this is going to shape in to super serious real drama time later but at the moment this is fucking hysterical.

    ALRIGHT so next update predictions:

    [S] Jane: Mental Breakdown
    or
    Jane suddenly has a very shameless outburst and confesses to Jake and then something happens immediately after the confession.

    Or both. Both would be great.
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  10. Post #2450
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    August 2010
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  11. Post #2451
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    June 2007
    4,222 Posts
    Thinking of printing out a load of small parts of a large image and pinning them up on my wall, similar to what that other guy did. I need a few good HS posters...
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  12. Post #2452
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    January 2007
    8,878 Posts
    isnt a human character i dont like

    jade's my least favorite but even then she isnt bad
    Pre-dreamdeath jade I agree but this jade owns
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  13. Post #2453
    Thinking of printing out a load of small parts of a large image and pinning them up on my wall, similar to what that other guy did. I need a few good HS posters...
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  14. Post #2454
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    January 2007
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    write boner on it^^^^^^
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  15. Post #2455
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    June 2007
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    I will print it across my whole room.
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  16. Post #2456
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    October 2010
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    Heh heh, friendzoned.
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  17. Post #2457
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    October 2010
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    I think part of Dirk's heart powers is making everyone so sexually confused and awkward.

    None of this shit started until the "Dirk confessing to Jake" thing came up.
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  18. Post #2458
    caw caw motherfuckers
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    July 2007
    7,854 Posts
    Rilez no

    no Rilez

    that's a different Jane and Jake

    the current Jane and Jake have never met IRL
    What Nanna is explaining is what took place in John, Rose, Jade and Dave's universe.

    Jake, Dirk, Jane and Roxy live in a completely different universe. The Scratched version of the original 4 kids' universe. Jake and Jane aren't related in the slightest. In fact, none of the 4 scratch kids are related at all.

    When John ecotbiologically creates baby versions of all the kids, Nanna, Gramps, Mom and Bro are made from paradox imprints of themselves. Let me post this image again.



    Their DNA gets combined to make John, Rose, Jade and Dave. Jake, Dirk, Jane and Roxy don't really have genetic parents. They are made from themselves in the original universe. In the scratch universe, they probably have genetic parents of some sort.

    My point wasn't that they're related, but that she THINKS they're related:

    pipefan413: She mentioned that like in many fairy tales, there was more to the children's past than they knew. The colonel was not their father, nor was the baroness their mother. They in fact had no father or mother at all, nor were they ever actually born. They had both fallen from the sky! They were not actually brother and sister as they had been told either.
    The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003821
    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003822

    Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.

    As for the Ectobiology, that seems pretty obvious to me. First, John makes Roxy, Jake, Jane and Dirk from their own DNA. John then combines Nanna & Grandpa to make John and Jade, and combined Bro & Mom to make Rose and Dave. He sent the original kids back in time, and sent the scratch kids to the new universe.

    Who's to say the Ectobiologist of the Scratched group won't combine Rose & John/Dave & Jade? That seems the only likely scenario to me
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  19. Post #2459
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    October 2010
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    he's smashing the URANIUM
    which was located where a heart would be.
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  20. Post #2460
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    The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003821
    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003822

    Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.
    Except that in the scratched universe the meteor drops were switched. Jane's meteor landed on Poppop, not on hellmurder island with Sassacre and Crocker.

    Oh hello, poppop. His friendly face is there to greet you every time you open your chest. You would have loved to meet him. Unfortunately his life was cut short at the tender age of 86 in a tragic accident, coincidentally on the same day you were born, or so your dad tells you.
    All eight of the kids still arrived in the scratched universe with the items John had given them/they had climbed into/onto at the ectobiology lab.

    It is important to note that heroes that weren't ectobiologically created in their own session is LE's calling card.

    EDIT:
    I've completely lost where this is going because I seem to be echoing you but I feel you don't understand that those two panels are of Nanna and Grandpa, not the heroes of Life and Hope.
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  21. Post #2461
    Jane completely blew it

    it's almost painful

    but then I remember that they are siblings and I don't know what to feel
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  22. Post #2462
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    November 2007
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    My point wasn't that they're related, but that she THINKS they're related:



    The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003821
    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003822

    Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.

    As for the Ectobiology, that seems pretty obvious to me. First, John makes Roxy, Jake, Jane and Dirk from their own DNA. John then combines Nanna & Grandpa to make John and Jade, and combined Bro & Mom to make Rose and Dave. He sent the original kids back in time, and sent the scratch kids to the new universe.

    Who's to say the Ectobiologist of the Scratched group won't combine Rose & John/Dave & Jade? That seems the only likely scenario to me
    no dude

    they werent sent to post-scratch in john's session, they were sent to prescratch

    they werent raised together at all theyve never met

    john was the one to be raised by sassacre in this era, not jane

    i have no idea from where you got the idea that nanna and grandpa were sent to the post scratch earth before coming to prescratch

    Edited:

    jane even stated that she believes betty crocker isnt even still alive
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  23. Post #2463
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    i300's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,987 Posts
    My point wasn't that they're related, but that she THINKS they're related:



    The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003821
    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003822

    Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.

    As for the Ectobiology, that seems pretty obvious to me. First, John makes Roxy, Jake, Jane and Dirk from their own DNA. John then combines Nanna & Grandpa to make John and Jade, and combined Bro & Mom to make Rose and Dave. He sent the original kids back in time, and sent the scratch kids to the new universe.

    Who's to say the Ectobiologist of the Scratched group won't combine Rose & John/Dave & Jade? That seems the only likely scenario to me
    I agree. But all that with the baroness telling Jane and Jake that they are related happened in a different universe. The Pre-Scratch Universe. We're now in the Post-Scratch Universe.

    You know, now that I think about it, it's fucking insane that we are taking a story where BETTY CROCKER is one of the main villeins.
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  24. Post #2464
    caw caw motherfuckers
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    July 2007
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    Except that in the scratched universe the meteor drops were switched. Jane's meteor landed on Poppop, not on hellmurder island with Sassacre and Crocker.
    Sassacre got shot by Jake well after Jane had arrived on the island:

    Eight days prior, the orphan girl was taken in by an aristocratic southern colonel and legendary humorist. He recovered the young lady from a crater where a bakery once stood, operated by the man's wife, a notable baked goods baroness.
    John was probably there when she landed.
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  25. Post #2465
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    November 2007
    13,527 Posts
    i think the common misconception is that jane and jake are the same people as nanna and grandpa. they are alternate reality versions. they wont grow up to become each other.
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  26. Post #2466
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    May 2008
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    Sassacre got shot by Jake well after Jane had arrived on the island:



    John was probably there when she landed.
    But that would mean that Jake and Jane were born in 1910, and would be 101 years old when they entered the game.
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  27. Post #2467
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    June 2010
    857 Posts
    I... I don't know what to think of this.

    http://8bitraygun.tumblr.com/post/17...andmaid-sooo-i

       Yes, that is a guy.   
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  28. Post #2468
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    October 2010
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    I think you're all confusing each other
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  29. Post #2469
    I don't get what's so hard about this

    the kids from Nanna's story were Nanna and Grandpa Harley as kids

    they look the same as Jane and Jake but it isn't them in their new session
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  30. Post #2470
    caw caw motherfuckers
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    July 2007
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    But that would mean that Jake and Jane were born in 1910, and would be 101 years old when they entered the game.
    You have a point

    The Pre-Scratch guardians and Post-Scratch kids have too much in common for me to think it's just coincidence (like how did they get there with the stuff that was in the Ectobiology lab Pre-Scratch) but it's just too confusing for me to piece together with all the time/universe bullshit

    Edited:

    I don't get what's so hard about this

    the kids from Nanna's story were Nanna and Grandpa Harley as kids

    they look the same as Jane and Jake but it isn't them in their new session
    I'm going with this because it's much less confusing and I literally don't have to think about it at all
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  31. Post #2471
    I strive for convenience
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  32. Post #2472
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    October 2010
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    Homestuck needs more team poses now that I think about it.
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  33. Post #2473
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    October 2010
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    I... I don't know what to think of this.

    http://8bitraygun.tumblr.com/post/17...andmaid-sooo-i

       Yes, that is a guy.   
    My favorite is the one on the far right. At least she doesn't look shit.
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  34. Post #2474
    caw caw motherfuckers
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    July 2007
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    Homestuck needs more team poses now that I think about it.
    Has Homestuck even had a single pose as a team?
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  35. Post #2475
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    October 2010
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    Has Homestuck even had a single pose as a team?
    I don't think so.

    The only ones i remember as a whole are this:



    And the final problem sleuth one.
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  36. Post #2476
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    You have a point

    The Pre-Scratch guardians and Post-Scratch kids have too much in common for me to think it's just coincidence (like how did they get there with the stuff that was in the Ectobiology lab Pre-Scratch) but it's just too confusing for me to piece together with all the time/universe bullshit

    Edited:



    I'm going with this because it's much less confusing and I literally don't have to think about it at all
    its easy if you think about the universe as a coin

    prescratch is one side, postscratch the other

    people may exist on both sides but as seperate entities

    Edited:

    the idea that a meteor from prescratch somehow took nanna to postscratch and then she grew up and played sburb alpha only to somehow get out an become dad's mom prescratch is infinitely more confusing to me
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  37. Post #2477
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    May 2008
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    I have made a flawless explanation as to what happened in Poppop's childhood, why colonel Sassacre dies this time around and where the name English comes from.




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  38. Post #2478
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    Has Homestuck even had a single pose as a team?
    I don't think so.

    The only ones i remember as a whole are this:



    And the final problem sleuth one.
    Homestuck needs these. Hussie himself has even said if his work consisted mainly of stick figures posing as a team, he'd be a billionaire by now
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  39. Post #2479
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    July 2008
    663 Posts
    Hussie better have every single character posing as a team at some point, probably not in the comic though. Any news on the album?
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  40. Post #2480
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    I have made a flawless explanation as to what happened in Poppop's childhood, why colonel Sassacre dies this time around and where the name English comes from.




    This is the best thing ever made
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