1. Post #121
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
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    puns

    me must always make awful, awful puns

    name an arnold swarzenegger action film that didn't have a pun in it
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  2. Post #122
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    November 2006
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    probably terminator 1, but i'd need to rewatch it to confirm that
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  3. Post #123
    OZZY INTENSIFIES
    GastricTank's Avatar
    August 2009
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    I hope all that orange soda becomes an invaluable plot device sometime in the future.

    That poor W magnet.
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  4. Post #124
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    November 2011
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    We have to think of a retarded typing quirk that makes absolutely no sense.

    I'd like to put forth the idea of the androgynous Ahnuld speaking entirely in television slogans and cliches to the point of being nigh unintelligible.
    it should use obscure characters from foreign languages that you only know about from wikipedia
    like half the fantrolls on pesterchum using the quirk maker thingy
    like b=Б, w=Ш and so forth until it is absolutely painful to read

    also: ridiculous horns

    and a dumb name
    going off of Ahnuld (which adheres to the 6/6 rule that is followed by real trolls and fantrolls who apparently dont get the 6/12 thing)

    Ahnuld Kisjil

    Ahnuld Phukre

    Ahnuld Chited

    Ahnuld Bumfuc



    ohoho there is so much that can be done here
    oh, and be sure to incorporate charicteristics that reflect the author avatars that fan trolls often are; wherin author avatar means "mary sue based on how the 12 year old making the fantroll wishes he/she was"
    for example: make him be brooding, make him be "misunderstood" et cetera et cetera
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  5. Post #125
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
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    fuck that, it's arnold

    make him a powerhouse of muscle
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  6. Post #126
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    I'm half expecting Ice Cream Man to be his goddamn next-door neighbor or something
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  7. Post #127
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    August 2009
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    i will show you the power of forbidden rhyme

    words that rhyme with themselves

    cat, bat, hat.........
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  8. Post #128
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
    7,713 Posts
    i will show you the power of forbidden rhyme

    words that rhyme with themselves

    cat, bat, hat.........
    well let me show you my sweet new rhyme
    except I really don't got the time
    If you think you can match me fine
    but just remember these lyrics are mine
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  9. Post #129
    fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
    Kinglah Crab's Avatar
    November 2007
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    or just use an online rhyme thing

    win every internet rap battle
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  10. Post #130
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    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,043 Posts
    skatin around on my four wheel device, just drinkin some slice, its hella nice
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  11. Post #131
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    April 2010
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    skatin around on my four wheel device, just drinkin some slice, its hella nice
    Because of your avatar, I read that in Mordecai's voice.
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  12. Post #132
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    October 2007
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    well let me show you my sweet new rhyme
    except I really don't got the time
    If you think you can match me fine
    but just remember these lyrics are mine
    Rhyming with mine is a crime all the time.
    You should know the flow goes better when you get a
    Set of lines times trine that people wont find
    Overused, so excuse me for feeling abused
    When you fuse slews of cues that you've confused
    With rapping.
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  13. Post #133
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  14. Post #134
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    Rhyming with mine is a crime all the time.
    You should know the flow goes better when you get a
    Set of lines times trine that people wont find
    Overused, so excuse me for feeling abused
    When you fuse slews of cues that you've confused
    With rapping.
    :(
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  15. Post #135
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    October 2010
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    Behold. Octopimps brother.... Y'know, the guy who does Dirk.
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  16. Post #136
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    February 2011
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    Octopimp's bro is a pretty talented dude. His music is just a bit too teenangst for my taste but his voice is just stellar. His band has serious potential.
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  17. Post #137
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    April 2005
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    Update!

    Edit:
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  18. Post #138
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    So, what about the birds?
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  19. Post #139
    oh god yes

    he will put the SORD to use
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  20. Post #140
    fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
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    November 2007
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    ahhahaha

    unreal air finally drifts back from skaia
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  21. Post #141
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    February 2010
    2,751 Posts
    how would the glasses fit there
    from grenade, all i can assume is that the soda is "minute maid"
    but what would the glasses be, then

    Edited:

    fuck the story THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
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  22. Post #142
    <3 Strike Witches <3
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    May 2008
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    how would the glasses fit there
    from grenade, all i can assume is that the soda is "minute maid"
    but what would the glasses be, then

    Edited:

    fuck the story THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
    shades
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  23. Post #143
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    Dennab
    February 2009
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    Updated everyone's favorite fan adventure hell simulator PROLBUM SLUOTH

    Edited:

    how would the glasses fit there
    from grenade, all i can assume is that the soda is "minute maid"
    but what would the glasses be, then

    Edited:

    fuck the story THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
    Shame they didn't mix glasses with asses.

    row full of puppet rump.
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  24. Post #144
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    October 2008
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       i've never seen a can in my supermarket before, tonight i found SIX. last pack too.   
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  25. Post #145
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    March 2007
    7,043 Posts
    my wal-mart always has tab in stock

       because its terrible and no one drinks it   
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  26. Post #146
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    February 2008
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    I wonder what other JPEGGY stuff Brodave had made besides the sord and unreal air, and whatever else that I can't remember on the top of my mind?
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  27. Post #147
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    October 2007
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    I wonder what other JPEGGY stuff Brodave had made besides the sord and unreal air, and whatever else that I can't remember on the top of my mind?
    A tattoo gun, apparently.
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  28. Post #148
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    person11's Avatar
    July 2006
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    Tab is actually amazing.
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  29. Post #149
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    October 2010
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    I don't think I've ever actually had tab.
    I'll make sure to keep an eye out for it.
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  30. Post #150
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    July 2009
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    chumpstick
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  31. Post #151
    hOnK :o)
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  32. Post #152
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    October 2008
    3,778 Posts
    all dead prospitian and dersian soldiers go to toilet heaven
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  33. Post #153
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    16,217 Posts
    OH GOD THE FORESHADOWING.
    It's more like fore-solar eclipsing with this subtlety.
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  34. Post #154
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    July 2009
    813 Posts
    I had never even seen tab before reading the comic.
    Like with many things in HS I was unsure if hussie came up with it or if its a real thing
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  35. Post #155
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
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    Wait a second, where's the shit? This SBAHJ looks the least shit out of all of them. I can't see much jpeg artifacts.

    Edited:

    AUTOMERGE
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  36. Post #156
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    OH GOD THE FORESHADOWING.
    It's more like fore-solar eclipsing with this subtlety.
    And we're caught right in the middle of the fore... Umbra...
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  37. Post #157
    it's not all about artifacts
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  38. Post #158
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    I had never even seen tab before reading the comic.
    Like with many things in HS I was unsure if hussie came up with it or if its a real thing
    If its mentioned, it probably exists
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  39. Post #159
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    November 2006
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    Wait a second, where's the shit? This SBAHJ looks the least shit out of all of them. I can't see much jpeg artifacts.

    Edited:

    AUTOMERGE
    paintbrush + fill tool is shitty enough for me
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  40. Post #160
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    February 2008
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    I say the latest SBaHJ comic implies that the parcel mistress died.
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