1. Post #5081
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    September 2006
    8,277 Posts
    Bloody hell.



    The Zone has claimed another life.
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  2. Post #5082
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    Dennab
    March 2005
    7,463 Posts
    i'm pretty sure the first stalker killed my first video card.
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  3. Post #5083
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,083 Posts
    I ran more unoptimized games than STALKER.
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  4. Post #5084
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    Hi guys.

    Vignar pulled the trigger again and unleashed more lead at the horde of night-black rats charging at him and his friend. The flashlight didn't help much to see them as they hid in the sludge covering the ground, but their eyes glistened red, like albinos. As much as he shot, they kept crawling out of their holes with hungry, tiny teeth ready to nibble open their feet.

    ”Täcka mig Grattus, I must reload!”
    ”What?!”
    ”COVER ME!”
    ”You got it....fucking swede.”

    The veteran bandit fired one more burst with his AK-74 before taking his hand off the rail and reaching for a grenade. As he pulled the safety out with his yellow teeth, he threw it at the pests so hard it crushed one's head under the hard metallic shell. He turned tail and ran around the corner as the loud explosion ringed loud in the catacombs below Pripyat.

    ”I'm loaded.”
    ”Good, I think those zhopy got my message. Too bad they don't learn.”

    Vignar looked at Grattus with s stupefied expression from behind his gasmask. Even at a grim situation like this the old man could crack jokes. What a crazy guy. As he took a short, sharp breath and took aim at the long, grim and dirty tunnel with his Protecta, the silence started gnawing on him. As if the air itself had gotten so hostile it was grinding his feet apart...

    ”OH FUCK, WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!”

    A short and panicked firefight later Vignar wiped the blood off his gasmask's visor. The rats around his boots were now a bloody mush, but so was his right foot. He pulled out his Soul artefact and jammed it against the wound. Gritting his teeth and spelling swedish swear words, the artefact grew bone and flesh back in place through great pain. The process was slow, but it was slowly regenerating. Grattus was watching at the rookie with pity, cursing at the Zone in his mind.

    ”Vignar, you can't leave here alive without your whole suit intact. You know the gas anomalies will irreversibly destroy your foot again.”
    ”No no no, trust me Grattus, I c- AARGH!”

    Grattus took a step back as a sea of rats flooded from the tunnel behind them on the bleeding stalker and crawled in under his sleeves, digging his flesh and dwelling further in his screaming and suffering carcass. The bandit could only see bumps rising and holes largening under the suit as he slowly backed off. The hiveminded pests seemed to be busy devouring the rookie, he was a lost cause so he could try to get to the artefact himself. The Oasis can't be far, it can't be.

    He stopped a quarter hour later to catch breath. He heard no footsteps, but then again hearing didn't help against rats as small as these. They were always silent. He reached to scratch his itching foot as he realized the itch was moving. He shuddered and started banging at the itch in his pants which was climbing up his leg. At that moment he felt another go up his other leg, too. The rats were about to get him, they couldn't. Not him.

    As they got to his waist, they stopped and only started to move horizontally, tearing his jacket open from the middle. More rats climbed his long, dark coat and in the hole. He grabbed one and bashed it against the wall, but three more had managed to go in at this point. As he reached for the Makarov in his pocket, two pairs of sharp teeth bit his index finger off. He pulled back instinctively and yelped in pain.

    The bulge of rats inside his clothes now started moving around, itching and scratching his skin constantly. He started hammering the moving rodents as much as he could with his bleeding fist with no avail. One of them climbed down his back and stopped at his buttcheeks. It tore the skin a bit and then climbed back up. The pain was negligible to the already suffering bandit, but when the entire bulge moved to the wound, he started worrying.

    As much as he tried to clamp his asscheeks shut, they dug their way through the tensed muscle with small teeth and claws, much to the poor bandit's dislike. They poked their dirty noses at his hairy scrotum and pressed their heads against it, as if experimenting. The first rat got it's head through and Grattus tightened his scrotum so much he crushed the pest's neck and decapitated it. Instantly an endless clawing ensued and tore his asshole into a bloody orifice as he yelled and cried in pain in the mud. Why the hell were they doing this? Is this Zone's way of delivering karma?

    The rats now proceeded through the bleeding entrance into his intestines. Grattus felt the oddly organized line of rats extend inside him, reaching his stomach and tearing it open. As his stomach acids hit his other organs, the dissolving effect was too much for him to bear and he fainted.

    The controller now walked around the corner and raised his hand. The rats clawed their way through the fainted bandit's corpse and hasted in front of it, forming a bloodied row of red-eyed devils. The brainiac mutant grinned as he looked at the bandit's corpse.

    Zone's mutants' tendency to necrophilia isn't a very popular subject for obvious reasons.
    Have a nice day, Stalkers
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  5. Post #5085
    Slightly odd request, but does anyone have a save up to right before    x16 labs (I got up to the part right after you escort that dude to the lab, near that lake place, the name slips my mind)    I formatted but forgot to back up the save
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  6. Post #5086
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,083 Posts
    Slightly odd request, but does anyone have a save up to right before    x16 labs (I got up to the part right after you escort that dude to the lab, near that lake place, the name slips my mind)    I formatted but forgot to back up the save
    Vanilla? You should ask Ignorum/Major Mattem. He probably has a hard save, but it's extremely rookie'd.

    Edited:

    Also did Ignorum beat the game or is he still stuck in one of the CNPP levels?
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  7. Post #5087
    ThatCrazyGmanV2's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,859 Posts
    Hi guys.
    Have a nice day, Stalkers
    That's hot
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  8. Post #5088
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    xpod1's Avatar
    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    Slightly odd request, but does anyone have an    assload of mutant porn   
    what

    thats how i saw it ok
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  9. Post #5089
    Muukkis's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,604 Posts
    Also did Ignorum beat the game or is he still stuck in one of the CNPP levels?
    He made it to the    Monolith Control Center    after the death count reached 94 so from that point onward he didn't probably keep dying to the radiation that much anymore.

    Slightly odd request, but does anyone have a save up to right before [sp]x16 labs
    You're in luck, I've been doing my vanilla run and backing up my saves at key spots of the game. I'll put it up shortly after I check which one of the files it is.

    Edited:

    Do you mean before the Wild Territory+Yantar or just before X16 ?

    Edited:

    Here you go.
    "Bar3" starts you in Rostok after    X18    while "Bunker" is in Yantar after the measurement quest.
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  10. Post #5090
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    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    10,806 Posts
    Hi guys.



    Have a nice day, Stalkers
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  11. Post #5091
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    Well, he WAS a double bandit.
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  12. Post #5092
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    MajorMattem's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,107 Posts
       Fellow Stalkers. My mission is complete.

    I also earned the title of 'Running One' from /vg/ 
      
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  13. Post #5093
    Muukkis's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,604 Posts
    Fellow Stalkers. My mission is complete.
    Could you make the CNPP videos viewable on your account ? A lot of people probably missed that part and I personally regret missing the Stancia 2 section.
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  14. Post #5094
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    March 2010
    3,107 Posts
    Could you make the CNPP videos viewable on your account ? A lot of people probably missed that part and I personally regret missing the Stancia 2 section.
    Im working on the videos right now.

    Edited:

    OH YOU MOTHER FUCKER

    The videos didnt save properly

    MY GOD I LOST THE WHOLE CNPP VIDEO
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  15. Post #5095
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    February 2011
    3,371 Posts
    Which stalker should I buy, I have a choice between Call of Pripyat, Shadow of Chernobyl, or Clear Sky.

    Edited:

    Screw it, I can't choose, I'll just buy the pack.
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  16. Post #5096
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,083 Posts
    Which stalker should I buy, I have a choice between Call of Pripyat, Shadow of Chernobyl, or Clear Sky.

    [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline}

    Screw it, I can't choose, I'll just buy the pack.
    Play SoC first.
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  17. Post #5097
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    Paravin's Avatar
    November 2007
    9,167 Posts
    Hi guys.



    Have a nice day, Stalkers
    I see someone is continuing my legacy, how nice.
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  18. Post #5098
    ☆Artist of Science☆
    rikimaru6811's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,248 Posts
    CS's head bobbing is not too smooth or too stiff. Basically the movement feelings in CS is the best.

    Moving in CoP is quite annoying, i have to say; every little change in the terrain makes Degty has to stop sprinting for a while.
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  19. Post #5099
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,083 Posts



    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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  20. Post #5100
    ☆Artist of Science☆
    rikimaru6811's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,248 Posts



    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
    When did BloodSuckers learn to use heavy firearms anyway?

    Edited:

    brb ignoring my history lesson to watch Stalker film.
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  21. Post #5101
    Muukkis's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,604 Posts
    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

    What's the deal behind that picture anyway ? I have shady memories from my early Clear Sky runs that there indeed was no gunner behind the turret as I played CS with a friend. However, in 1.5.10 there definitely was a gunner behind the turret. Was this a glitch ?
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  22. Post #5102
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    March 2010
    3,107 Posts
    Join Croguy's amazing clear sky stream!

    http://www.livestream.com/croguy
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  23. Post #5103
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    Tinter's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,350 Posts
    Bloody hell.



    Looks like the ui got saved with mipmaps.
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  24. Post #5104

    December 2011
    606 Posts
    I'm hearing random un-silenced 5.45x39mm firing sounds in Swartz mod every once in a while, while i don't even have weapon equipped. Is that meant to be that way, like surplus rounds setting themselves on in a bag?? I't gets annoying, especially when stalking bloodsuckers.
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  25. Post #5105
    He made it to the    Monolith Control Center    after the death count reached 94 so from that point onward he didn't probably keep dying to the radiation that much anymore.



    You're in luck, I've been doing my vanilla run and backing up my saves at key spots of the game. I'll put it up shortly after I check which one of the files it is.

    Edited:

    Do you mean before the Wild Territory+Yantar or just before X16 ?

    Edited:

    Here you go.
    "Bar3" starts you in Rostok after    X18    while "Bunker" is in Yantar after the measurement quest.
    Holy shit, thanks a bunch man. I've been eager to play this again since I formatted, but I haven't been able to find a save till now.
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  26. Post #5106
    Muukkis's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,604 Posts
    Holy shit, thanks a bunch man. I've been eager to play this again since I formatted, but I haven't been able to find a save till now.
    No problem. The saves are for 1.005 version but they might work with 1.006 too since I think 1.006 only changed multiplayer (that hardly anyone plays)


    Edited:
    Also, what is this ?




    I think it's a fan work instead of a genuine animation piece Scratch that, Sergei Zhukov seems to be one of GSC's (former?) animators

    Edited:

    Also, that rifle looks to me like AK-12 because of the shape of the buttstock.
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  27. Post #5107
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    Tinter's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,350 Posts
    Croguy's mind couldn't take anymore, I'm rendering a video, so I'll stream in 20 minutes.

    Edited:

    No problem. The saves are for 1.005 version but they might work with 1.006 too since I think 1.006 only changed multiplayer (that hardly anyone plays)


    Edited:
    Also, what is this ?




    I think it's a fan work instead of a genuine animation piece but it's still intriguing.
    One of the animations are called "Sit_ground_ass_idle".
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  28. Post #5108
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,083 Posts
    The bloodsucker anims, man.

    Imagine getting to see that shit in Agroprom Underground.
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  29. Post #5109
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    Tinter's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,350 Posts
    Gonna set up the stream now.
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  30. Post #5110
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    loled's Avatar
    July 2007
    3,244 Posts
    Gonna set up the stream now.
    Just don't forget to actually link it here.
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  31. Post #5111
    'Fashion Designer'
    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,688 Posts
    holy shit folks

    http://vimeo.com/39690265
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  32. Post #5112
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    Tinter's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,350 Posts
    http://www.livestream.com/tinter
    Get in here stalker.
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  33. Post #5113
    'Fashion Designer'
    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,688 Posts
    for those who watched my stream last week:

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  34. Post #5114
    Dumb Americunt
    MadCatMkII's Avatar
    May 2010
    8,818 Posts
    Tinter got raped by a controller a few times and now he's going to X8, get in here stalkers
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  35. Post #5115
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    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    20,111 Posts
    Looks like the ui got saved with mipmaps.
    I always thought saving UI elements without mipmaps was common sense. Looks like it isn't.
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  36. Post #5116
    Loves bratwurst, hates jews
    Oblivion Knight's Avatar
    July 2008
    2,871 Posts
    Newsflash! Garrus will be an available love interest in Redux 2.0
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  37. Post #5117
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,083 Posts
    Newsflash! Garrus will be an available love interest in Redux 2.0

    We know that. Also Shepard makes a cameo.

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  38. Post #5118
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    February 2011
    3,371 Posts
    Newsflash! Garrus will be an available love interest in Redux 2.0
    Will it include color coded DLC endings too?
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  39. Post #5119
    Loves bratwurst, hates jews
    Oblivion Knight's Avatar
    July 2008
    2,871 Posts
    We know that. Also Shepard makes a cameo.

    this picture is clearly doctored

    turians cannot drink cossacks vodka

    dextro-dna and shit

    Edited:

    TINTER IS THE WORST GODDAMN STALKER EVER
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  40. Post #5120
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    Tinter's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,350 Posts
    So it's over. Stingray squad died. Strelok died. Everybody in Skadovsk died. Vano died. Zulu died. Sokolov died. A major population of Yanov died. And I think I died over 500 times in the whole playthrough. 120 bullets. No armor.
    Gonna cry myself to sleep now.
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