Paid 50k to Snitch for some juicy info. He said something about a teleport in the "back garden of the Bar where nobody pokes their nose" that allows for him to talk to unsavoury characters.
I searched the ENTIRE FUCKING MAP, even outside the normal playable area, only to find out the teleport is
1: not in a back garden by any stretch of the imagination
2: outside the map (albeit in a easy to get to place)
3: just leads back to the Barman's fucking back room
Needless to say, I RPGed the Bar and loaded a new save.
I guess it's useful for people who've pissed off Duty and want to get in without fuss, but fuck that. I love siding with Duty merely because they're the ones with the really big Warsaw Pact weapons (PKM and such)
Still trying to find the bloody crossbow that Nimble mentioned. But it's okay, I nicked one from Freedom's armoury (the old jumping over the guard's head trick)