1. Post #7161
    MotherPuncher's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,024 Posts
    Welp, working on a presentation for Future Business Leaders of America because my friend slacked off on his part. We're going to a conference and have to present for seven minutes + three minutes of questioning by a panel of judges. Fortunately our topic is pretty easy, "the dangers of texting and driving." I'm worried about redundancy though. We'll end up repeating ourselves a lot, but we just need to find out how to say the same thing over and over without actually...saying it. If that makes sense.
    oh wow, I can't stress how much I fucking hate it when this happens. I was always chosen by the dumbest shits in my class when it came to doing group projects and I ALWAYS had to do all the work. I'm glad this hasn't happened since three years ago.

    Anyways, good luck with your presentation.
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  2. Post #7162
    Pedro the Fuzzy's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,278 Posts
    ty broe.

    I did choose him to be my partner because he's my bro but he's lazy as hell and procrastinated a lot.
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  3. Post #7163
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    Welp, working on a presentation for Future Business Leaders of America because my friend slacked off on his part. We're going to a conference and have to present for seven minutes + three minutes of questioning by a panel of judges. Fortunately our topic is pretty easy, "the dangers of texting and driving." I'm worried about redundancy though. We'll end up repeating ourselves a lot, but we just need to find out how to say the same thing over and over without actually...saying it. If that makes sense.
    IF YOU TEXT AND DRIVE THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE

    show a ton of gory as fuck pictures.

    bonus points for tears
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  4. Post #7164
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    if you text and drive you're a fucking retard and everybody hates you

    that's all you need to say
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  5. Post #7165
    roar
    Calkkuna's Avatar
    January 2008
    13,329 Posts
    Hmm.
    Lets see if I can get Absolutego in my 3x3 album list next sunday.
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  6. Post #7166
    Resident Dick Master
    mikeyt493's Avatar
    September 2008
    39,174 Posts
    thats going to take lots of hours
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  7. Post #7167
    roar
    Calkkuna's Avatar
    January 2008
    13,329 Posts
    thats going to take lots of hours
    Too much
    Also I love how I've listened to Boris almost an year now and I still haven't listened to all of their albums.
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  8. Post #7168
    Pedro the Fuzzy's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,278 Posts
    IF YOU TEXT AND DRIVE THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE

    show a ton of gory as fuck pictures.

    bonus points for tears
    if you text and drive you're a fucking retard and everybody hates you

    that's all you need to say
    ty for the support + ideas bros
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  9. Post #7169
    Gold Member
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    May 2007
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    we have the channel in sweden and im quite sure they do in most of europe aswell, dunno why dutch wouldnt
    We also have the channel. I even have Egyptian and Turkish TV channels.
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  10. Post #7170
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    February 2006
    2,291 Posts
    "if you text and drive I will personally rape your children and turn your wife into an armchair"
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  11. Post #7171
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    January 2011
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    Hmm.
    Lets see if I can get Absolutego in my 3x3 album list next sunday.
    that's the "slugs fucking" album.
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  12. Post #7172
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    July 2009
    6,808 Posts
    Reading the notes inside this Peatbog Faeries album I just got.

    For the song "Passport Panic":
    "Passport Panic was composed after Peter Tickell almost missed out on a trip to the States due to his somewhat lax approach to visa regulations."

    Riveting.
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  13. Post #7173
    roar
    Calkkuna's Avatar
    January 2008
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    Rain was like a cloak for the city's ugliness, covering it with its transparent gown, protecting it like a mother. I was no mother, I was a cuckoo, stealing the offspring and replacing it with my own dirty generation.
    I raised the collar of my jacket and took a deep breath. The downtown wind was driving me towards a old jazz club. The saxophone's wail reached the street, giving the place a warm feeling in this cold, cold world.

    As I opened the door warm air greeted my face while the smell of tobacco and liquor invaded my nostrils. The band was playing a sweet, sweet tune that made me feel like my years in Morocco. I navigated myself to the counter and asked for milk from a clean glass.
    The bartender looked at me and pointed in the corner of the dim club. Two porcelain-white legs stared at me under the table, they were like a siren, calling to me behind their fishnet cage.

    Walking towards the jaws of the lion the band started reaching the climax.


    This song just made me picture the most cliche film noir scene ever so I just had to write it down.
    How can I come up with metaphors this lame, seriously.
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  14. Post #7174
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    February 2006
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    i almost typed a similar awful film noir thing for this but I probably couldn't do it justice at all anyway

    it would have involved drinking alone and staring at things i'm sure
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  15. Post #7175
    roar
    Calkkuna's Avatar
    January 2008
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    i almost typed a similar awful film noir thing for this but I probably couldn't do it justice at all anyway

    it would have involved drinking alone and staring at things i'm sure
    Oh god that singing made me laugh, its like he's half asleep and he's on a vibrating bed.
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  16. Post #7176
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    March 2011
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    Welp, working on a presentation for Future Business Leaders of America because my friend slacked off on his part. We're going to a conference and have to present for seven minutes + three minutes of questioning by a panel of judges. Fortunately our topic is pretty easy, "the dangers of texting and driving." I'm worried about redundancy though. We'll end up repeating ourselves a lot, but we just need to find out how to say the same thing over and over without actually...saying it. If that makes sense.
    I was in FBLA. I quit after we took a conference trip to Denver because everyone hated me for some reason.

    My group made me sleep on the floor and never invited me to do anything while we were there so yeah.
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  17. Post #7177
    Pedro the Fuzzy's Avatar
    July 2009
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    I was in FBLA. I quit after we took a conference trip to Denver because everyone hated me for some reason.

    My group made me sleep on the floor and never invited me to do anything while we were there so yeah.
    i woul've let u sleep in my bed ;)))
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  18. Post #7178
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    January 2010
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    Going to pre-order Koloss.
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  19. Post #7179
    Blue Member
    Pal13's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,766 Posts
    Look at this faggot

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  20. Post #7180
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    lol wat a queer bitch
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  21. Post #7181
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    I found out recently that I was supposed to have a sister. When my mom was pregnant with my brother, she was supposed to have twins. One of the twins was miscarried.
    One of the only things I've ever wanted was a sister, and now I find out that I've already lost one. She was taken from me before I even knew her. I'd rather have never found out.

    I was never particularly faithful. I'll never know if there is a supreme being watching over us. If there was ever a god, he's dead now. No one short of a mad man would allow this to happen.



    I was originally going to post a ton more. I decided that I didn't want to get that deep into my psyche with total strangers. I can tell you this much: I need some serious antidepressants.
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  22. Post #7182
    Ms. Andry
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    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    I think I was supposed to be a girl but something went wrong in the womb
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  23. Post #7183
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    I think I was supposed to be a girl but something went wrong in the womb
    I identify better with women. I like feminine things.

    I even look like a woman
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  24. Post #7184
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    I identify better with women. I like feminine things.

    I even look like a woman
    same. everybody says I look like my sister

    Edited:

    trident strawberry twist tastes absolutely nothing like strawberries. I've never experience this flavor before

    Edited:

    seriously what is this flavor
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  25. Post #7185
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    I look like a taller, heavier, more bearded version of my mom

    people used to mix us up all the time before I started growing my beard
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  26. Post #7186
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    I found out recently that I was supposed to have a sister. When my mom was pregnant with my brother, she was supposed to have twins. One of the twins was miscarried.
    One of the only things I've ever wanted was a sister, and now I find out that I've already lost one. She was taken from me before I even knew her. I'd rather have never found out.

    I was never particularly faithful. I'll never know if there is a supreme being watching over us. If there was ever a god, he's dead now. No one short of a mad man would allow this to happen.



    I was originally going to post a ton more. I decided that I didn't want to get that deep into my psyche with total strangers. I can tell you this much: I need some serious antidepressants.
    ill b ur sis
    mwah

    Edited:

    my sister takes the traits of my mother's side (chinese) while I look uber europian so we never get confused!

    Edited:

    I identify better with women. I like feminine things.

    I even look like a woman
    don't tell people these things
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  27. Post #7187
    Brosef Johnson
    Camp er Joe's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,780 Posts
    m8 dont take ur insecuritys out on me
    m8 ur girlfriend is a cover up so everyone will think your str8
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  28. Post #7188
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    don't tell people these things
    I think people should be more open about things like that

    makes me feel more normal

    Edited:

    listening to the blue heart's s/t, cried when linda linda started
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  29. Post #7189
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    well there is a place and time for everything

    Edited:

    get it while its hot
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  30. Post #7190
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    ill b ur sis
    mwah
    it's not the same. for starters you're in like minnesota or something
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  31. Post #7191
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    SO WHAT WE CAN OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE BIG BRO!
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  32. Post #7192
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    do minnesotans even have souls?
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  33. Post #7193
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    well there is a place and time for everything

    Edited:

    get it while its hot
    she's not that fat but it's all in her arms and face and that's not good
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  34. Post #7194
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    do minnesotans even have souls?
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  35. Post #7195
    Ms. Andry
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    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    that was a song

    Edited:

    bae doona is p hot
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  36. Post #7196
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    the joke is that band later became "SOUL" asylum
    heheeh
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  37. Post #7197
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    lmao laughing so hard!!!

    Edited:

    sorry that was mean
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  38. Post #7198
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    ):
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  39. Post #7199
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    I really want to listen to more punk but I know I'll go on a frenzy and have too much to manage and never get around to listening to any
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  40. Post #7200
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    Just start with a compilation or something. Here's a good start
    http://pankerijada.blogspot.com/2009...mpilation.html

    Edited:

    if not that, pick up Black Dots by the Bad Brains. Got a bit of everything. try to ignore the reggae songs though.
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