[LaughingStock]

FluffyMcNutter posted:

okay FUCK.

I went to save a replay, it told me everything was working. Then I went to open it to edit it and got THIS.


I basically can't get any replays running anymore. Anyone know what to do?

Everyone has that issue, I don't think there's a fix.

[Tomo Takino]

First person to guess what map Im up to in Doom 2 wins nothing.

Heres a hint: Its between Map 07 and Map 09 and the answer is Map 08: Tricks and Traps.

Sorry for making this so difficult to win nothing, but its quite an expensive prize.

[Ern]

TMBGFan posted:

You join a 24/7 BADLANDS server.
There are 3 people on your team:
A FREE-TO-PLAY SCOUT wearing a GIBUS and using the FORCE OF NATURE
A FREE-TO-PLAY HEAVY using Natascha and wearing the SWARM PARASITE
A PYRO wearing the DEAD CONE and W+M1ing with the DEGREASER.

Your team has somehow managed to cap the point. You are in the SPAWN ROOM where you spawn when that happens. The HEAVY is idle. You hear the sounds of a scuffle outside.
WHAT CLASS DO YOU PLAY and WHAT DO YOU DO?

Play Demoman
Use gibe hats pls and Scan for items.

[TMBGFan]

Cructo posted:

Play Heavy with Eviction notice/Steak

You decide that your team is already bad enough. There is nothing you can do to help.

You appear as a BURLY COSSACK in the spawn room. You EAT YOUR STEAK and brandish your BRASS KNUCKLES as you emerge to take on the enemy.

There is an ENEMY SNIPER charging at the PYRO with his SMG. What do you do?

Ern posted:

Use gibe hats pls and Scan for items.

The most valuble item belongs to the PYRO. It is a level 100 Unusual Team Captain with Burning Flames.

[Ern]

shadow_of_intent posted:

First person to guess what map Im up to in Doom 2 wins nothing.

Heres a hint: Its between Map 07 and Map 09 and the answer is Map 08: Tricks and Traps.

Sorry for making this so difficult to win nothing, but its quite an expensive prize.

Is it map 5?

Edited:

TMBGFan posted:

You decide that your team is already bad enough. There is nothing you can do to help.

You appear as a BURLY COSSACK in the spawn room. You EAT YOUR STEAK and brandish your BRASS KNUCKLES as you emerge to take on the enemy.

There is an ENEMY SNIPER charging at the PYRO with his SMG. What do you do?

Use gibe hats pls and Scan for items.

[inertmudkip]

shadow_of_intent posted:

First person to guess what map Im up to in Doom 2 wins nothing.

Heres a hint: Its between Map 07 and Map 09 and the answer is Map 08: Tricks and Traps.

Sorry for making this so difficult to win nothing, but its quite an expensive prize.

Map 08: Tricks and Traps?

[Tomo Takino]

inertmudkip posted:

Map 08: Tricks and Traps?

You couldnt possibly be further from the right answer.

The correct answer is Map 08: Tricks and Traps.

There is no question mark.

[inertmudkip]

shadow_of_intent posted:

You couldnt possibly be further from the right answer.

The correct answer is Map 08: Tricks and Traps.

There is no question mark.

There's no period either.

[mattmanlex]

TMBGFan posted:

You decide that your team is already bad enough. There is nothing you can do to help.

You appear as a BURLY COSSACK in the spawn room. You EAT YOUR STEAK and brandish your BRASS KNUCKLES as you emerge to take on the enemy.

There is an ENEMY SNIPER charging at the PYRO with his SMG. What do you do?

The most valuble item belongs to the PYRO. It is a level 100 Unusual Team Captain with Burning Flames.

Attempt to TRADE the PYRO's UNUSUAL TEAM CAPTAIN for your ROCKET LAUNCHER.
Then, make your way to the POINT.

[Tristy1]

My life is now complete


kill me

[Tomo Takino]

inertmudkip posted:

There's no period either.

In which case, you are still wrong.

[Ern]

Tristy1 posted:

My life is now complete


kill me

Can I take it after you die?

[Psychopath12]

Tristy1 posted:

My life is now complete


kill me

Later

[Tristy1]

Ern posted:

Can I take it after you die?

no

[inertmudkip]

shadow_of_intent posted:

In which case, you are still wrong.

Map 08: Tricks and Traps

[TMBGFan]

mattmanlex posted:

See if the pyro will TRADE you his UNUSUAL TEAM CAPTAIN for your ROCKET LAUNCHER.
Then, make your way to the POINT.

You send a TRADE REQUEST to the PYRO.
He calls you a noob faggot.

You do not know why you even offered. Your ROCKET LAUNCHER is not tradeable, because it is a stock weapon.


You go to the POINT.
On the way, you see a PONY spray painted on a wall. It has text relating to some dead memetic joke from 3 years ago.
You spray ADRIEN BRODY over it.

You also see ANIME PORNOGRAPHY. You take 30 minutes to MASTURBATE.

[mattmanlex]

Tristy1 posted:

kill me

[Ern]

TMBGFan posted:

You send a TRADE REQUEST to the PYRO.
He calls you a noob faggot.

You do not know why you even offered. Your ROCKET LAUNCHER is not tradeable, because it is a stock weapon.

Threaten to HACK the PYRO.

[Tomo Takino]

inertmudkip posted:

Map 08: Tricks and Traps

Yes, not Map 08: Tricks and Traps?

You know nothing of video games and I am embarassed to be talking to you.

[mattmanlex]

-snip-

[inertmudkip]

shadow_of_intent posted:

Yes, not Map 08: Tricks and Traps?

You know nothing of video games and I am embarassed to be talking to you.

Shut up, at least I got it right the second time.

[HyperTails]

Tristy1 posted:

kill me

[xGUTSx]

Hey TMBGFan do you want the item you won in my raffle or not?
http://tf2r.com/ky5i5x0.html

[TentuZero]

shadow_of_intent posted:

Yes, not Map 08: Tricks and Traps?

You know nothing of video games and I am embarassed to be talking to you.

Dat level between Dead simple and The pit.

[Psychopath12]

TMBGFan posted:

You do not know why you even offered. Your ROCKET LAUNCHER is not tradeable, because it is a stock weapon.

My Shovel is tradable

[NoName-]

weird round of TF2 i just had, a speed hacking spy with some sort of script that allowed him to backstab always when reached the back of the hitbox. Seriously why people even uses hacks.

[Tomo Takino]

TentuZero posted:

Dat level between Dead simple and The pit.

I hate The Pit, but it does have awesome music.

Also I got the XBL achievement for killing a Cyberdemon with my fists. I fisted him good!

[TentuZero]

NoName- posted:

weird round of TF2 i just had, a speed hacking spy with some sort of script that allowed him to backstab always when reached the back of the hitbox. Seriously why people even uses hacks.

My generic response would be that:

"They have a small penis. That is all."

[Tristy1]

NoName- posted:

weird round of TF2 i just had, a speed hacking spy with some sort of script that allowed him to backstab always when reached the back of the hitbox. Seriously why people even uses hacks.

Because they can't get better in a game and they required unfair cheating.

[Executive]

My 3rd raffle

http://tf2r.com/kos7zqg.html

[hobothehero]

NoName- posted:

weird round of TF2 i just had, a speed hacking spy with some sort of script that allowed him to backstab always when reached the back of the hitbox. Seriously why people even uses hacks.

Obviously to improve their KDR so everyone will respekt them as the bestest most uber l33t pro kill3r ever

[TMBGFan]

Psychopath12 posted:

My Shovel is tradable

You disregard the mutterings of people who declare their STOCK ITEMS to be tradeable. They are ENORMOUS FAGGOTS.

Ern posted:

Threaten to HACK the PYRO.

You offer the PYRO your NEWLY OBTAINED MAD MILK. He continues to call you a NOOB FAGGOT. He throws some other slurs in as well. You feel as though you are in the state of TENNESSEE.

You threaten to HACK THE PYRO using your UBER LEET HAXXORS.
(During the trade, you both are killed by the SNIPER.)

The PYRO does not take your threat seriously.

[buro]

NoName- posted:

weird round of TF2 i just had, a speed hacking spy with some sort of script that allowed him to backstab always when reached the back of the hitbox. Seriously why people even uses hacks.

The only legit reason is for griefing. Using subtle hacks is pathetic.

[mattmanlex]

TMBGFan posted:

You disregard the mutterings of people who declare their STOCK ITEMS to be tradeable. They are ENORMOUS FAGGOTS.

You offer the PYRO your NEWLY OBTAINED MAD MILK. He continues to call you a NOOB FAGGOT. He throws some other slurs in as well. You feel as though you are in the state of TENNESSEE.

You threaten to HACK THE PYRO using your UBER LEET HAXXORS.
(During the trade, you both are killed by the SNIPER.)

The PYRO does not take your threat seriously.

Leave and CONNECT to plr_hightower.

[inertmudkip]

NoName- posted:

weird round of TF2 i just had, a speed hacking spy with some sort of script that allowed him to backstab always when reached the back of the hitbox. Seriously why people even uses hacks.

I remember watching my friend speedhack as Heavy, it was hilarious.

[Psychopath12]

TMBGFan posted:

You disregard the mutterings of people who declare their STOCK ITEMS to be tradeable. They are ENORMOUS FAGGOTS.

Fite me, bro.

[Ern]

TMBGFan posted:

You disregard the mutterings of people who declare their STOCK ITEMS to be tradeable. They are ENORMOUS FAGGOTS.

You offer the PYRO your NEWLY OBTAINED MAD MILK. He continues to call you a NOOB FAGGOT. He throws some other slurs in as well. You feel as though you are in the state of TENNESSEE.

You threaten to HACK THE PYRO using your UBER LEET HAXXORS.
(During the trade, you both are killed by the SNIPER.)

The PYRO does not take your threat seriously.

Spawn
WANK-OFF in-front of IDLING HEAVY.

Fuck off MattMan, you give the worst suggestions.

[NoName-]

inertmudkip posted:

I remember watching my friend speedhack as heavy, it was hilarious.

oh god yea, i never speedhacked or anything, but i remember a long time ago i joined a Roll The Dice server, i rolled scout speed for the heavy for 5 minutes, the thing was, my minigun spinning didnt slowed me down, hilarity ensure...


tho it did fucked up my stats :V

[TMBGFan]

mattmanlex posted:

Leave and CONNECT to plr_hightower.

You think about playing a DIFFERENT MAP, but in the end you decide YOU ARE TIRED OF THIS GAME FOR NOW.

You close the game and you see that while you were playing, your COUSIN messaged you on FACEBOOK to say that your BELOVED AUNTIE JOAN had died.

You also see that your POST ON FACEPUNCH accrued an unprecedented 78 DUMB RATINGS.

You decide to check your FAVORITE TF2-RELATED RAFFLE SITE, TF2RAFFLE. You have LOST EVERY RAFFLE YOU ENTERED, and a RUSSIAN CHILD with a TROLLFACE AVATAR and 0 REP has won your raffle.

You look for your cat. You find a LARGE PILE OF FECES and a note from the cat telling you that you are a DEPRESSING, FAT, OBESE PILE OF GREASE.


You decide to masturbate to GERMAN BDSM SCAT PORNOGRAPHY.

GAME OVER
YOU SCORED: 413/450 possible points

[HyperTails]

NoName- posted:

oh god yea, i never speedhacked or anything, but i remember a long time ago i joined a Roll The Dice server, i rolled scout speed for the heavy for 5 minutes, the thing was, my minigun spinning didnt slowed me down, hilarity ensure...

Sounds like the most fucked up RTD I've heard of