1. Post #1
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    Dennab
    September 2010
    8,080 Posts
    http://nation.foxnews.com/michelle-o...irthday-burger

    [release]The Obamas are celebrating Michelle's birthday with friends at BLT Steak in Washington, DC this evening. The restaurant recently introduced “The 99%” burger (american cheese, wonder bread) and “The 1%” burger (foie gras, kobe beef and gold leaf).

    Eater: "BLT Steak in Washington, DC recently launched a rotating menu of political-themed sandwiches, but not mentioned in the original press release were two hamburgers: The 99% ($9.99) and The 1% ($58).[/release]

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  2. Post #2
    Hidole555's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Really, Fox?
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  3. Post #3
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    Valdor's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,524 Posts
    Really, Fox?
    without news like this and the home shopping network i'd probably die from boredom
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  4. Post #4
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    I find it more hilarious how in the comments they're missing the point about why the 1 % burger is 58 dollars.
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  5. Post #5
    ~blue 4evr~
    tehMuffinMan's Avatar
    October 2009
    10,679 Posts
    I wish I was famous enough for people to write articles about what I eat for lunch
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  6. Post #6
    Antdawg's Avatar
    July 2010
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    Oh no not a burger
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  7. Post #7
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    Valdor's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,524 Posts
    -snip-

  8. Post #8
    ~blue 4evr~
    tehMuffinMan's Avatar
    October 2009
    10,679 Posts
    okay maybe not

  9. Post #9
    Triumph Forks's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,689 Posts
    I remember when people were shitting themselves because Obama ordered a burger with mustard on it

    good times
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  10. Post #10
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    tehMuffinMan's Avatar
    October 2009
    10,679 Posts
    My automerge!

    Edited:

    NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

    Edited:

    There we go
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  11. Post #11
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    July 2009
    11,623 Posts
    Fox, what are you doing?

    Seriously, stop. You aren't even trying anymore.
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  12. Post #12
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    Dennab
    September 2010
    8,080 Posts
    Was going to post this story too. But it's off limits now.

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  13. Post #13
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    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    :foxnews: "Is Michelle Obama planning a terrorist attack with the burger she ate? More at 11" :foxnews:

    why is foxnews gone gog damnit
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  14. Post #14
    Pikachu231's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,865 Posts
    Where's the Fox emoticon where you need it....

    :fox:MICHELLE OBAMA EATING A BURGER! MORE AT 11!:fox:

    Ah, damn you, you took my headline and made it better
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  15. Post #15
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    October 2006
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    lol who cares about SOPA, PIPA and NDAA. Michelle Obama ate a burger OMG.
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    TheDestroyerOfall's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,235 Posts
    WHORE!
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  17. Post #17
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    Venezuelan's Avatar
    September 2011
    10,796 Posts
    Was going to post this story too. But it's off limits now.

    I thought Sophia Bush was like Bush's daughter or something but it's some actress
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    August 2006
    3,404 Posts
    I remember when people were shitting themselves because Obama ordered a burger with mustard on it

    good times
    Or drinking a beer at a basketball game

  19. Post #19
    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,759 Posts
    People are actually getting worked up in the comments.
    I don't know whether to laugh or cut my wrists over the stupidity.
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  20. Post #20
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    doonbugie2's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,387 Posts
    How dare she.

  21. Post #21
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    DamagePoint's Avatar
    January 2008
    4,661 Posts
    Really, Fox?
    This is actually pretty unsensationalist for Fox, relatively speaking.


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  22. Post #22
    Shane Alvarado's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,033 Posts
    I'll just be saying what everyone else has already said, but whatever. Who the fuck cares?
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  23. Post #23
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    February 2010
    5,892 Posts
    This news is so educative and informative, thank you Fox, for opening my eyes.
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  24. Post #24
    Shane Alvarado's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,033 Posts
    I find the bit about the themed burgers to be much more fascinating than the other part of the article.

    I didn't find the information regarding the burgers to be all that interesting.
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  25. Post #25
    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    15,662 Posts
    So does everyone else working at Fox.

  26. Post #26
    I don't give a shit about your dumb opinion, my opinion is the one that counts.
    Cructo's Avatar
    June 2011
    6,992 Posts
    I'll just be saying what everyone else has already said, but whatever. Who the fuck cares?
    Fox News does apparently.
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  27. Post #27
    If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
    ROFLBURGER's Avatar
    May 2009
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    Fucking monster
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  28. Post #28
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    October 2008
    7,589 Posts
    Can't believe people are commenting saying she's wasting taxpayers money

    that just defies logic
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  29. Post #29
    Sorry about the downtime, now buy shit.
    CrispexOps's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,588 Posts

    Enough said.
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    Abrown516's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,707 Posts
    Ron who??

  31. Post #31
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    September 2007
    14,377 Posts
    10 dollar hamburger with just cheese and meat? no thank you
    that is a 1% burger right there
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  32. Post #32
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    August 2009
    854 Posts
    Love the comments.
    Hummmm, how much is that costing the taxpayers tonight?
    She better hope her husband makes alot of money when next year after hes booted out out office. Shes gonna have to down size her life style of food and vacations and clothes by 99%. How is poor old Barrack gonna be able to keep her in the same style shes become accustom to without the American tax payer picking up the bill?
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    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    14,315 Posts
    Fox news ran out of things to insult Obama over about a year and a half ago. They need to give up and admit that they're the idiots.
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  35. Post #35
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    November 2005
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    what a bitch
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  36. Post #36
    Hello, my name is Penis. Please refer to me as such. I'm totally cool with it.
    SPESSMEHREN's Avatar
    November 2009
    4,510 Posts
    $58 for a burger???!!!

    oh god what is this country coming to?

  37. Post #37
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    April 2006
    6,669 Posts
    Shit, for $58 it better BURN calories, help clear up acne, be really big, and be delicious
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  38. Post #38
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    January 2011
    3,702 Posts
    BRING OUT THE FUCKING TORCHES SHE'S OBVIOUSLY INTO BESTIALITY

  39. Post #39
    SoaringScout's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,675 Posts
    E-gad! A burger!? Impossible!

  40. Post #40
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