1. Post #2521
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,279 Posts
    I've never met anyone with the problem of having an orgasm before anything even happens. How does that work? Does it still feel amazing?
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  2. Post #2522
    Hamburgers's Avatar
    February 2011
    564 Posts
    This thread strikes me with jealousy and sadness.
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  3. Post #2523
    provides mlp plot free of charge
    Oicani Gonzales's Avatar
    February 2011
    18,058 Posts
    instead of being jealous and sad learn some things and use it as motivation to improve yourself in the art of love~ and eventually do it all
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  4. Post #2524
    Hello Handsome
    ForgottenKane's Avatar
    February 2010
    14,019 Posts
    So with the help of my friends, i was able to get this girl's number. Turns out she liked me, we talked for a week face to face and we're both comfortable with each other so i asked her out for this saturday. I'm gonna be her first boyfriend, and she's my first girlfriend. She's a nice cute smart girl :3

    That is not my problem.

    My problem is this dude in my class. I heard alot of shit about him. He's a huge asshole. He somehow got my number and keeps sending me messages of this "fuck game" he plays with his friends where he steals people's girls and fuck em. And ended up saying "your girl's worth 160 points. Competetion time :)"

    This dude's a fucking creep -.-

    What do i do in this situation :/
    Happened to me once, the dude was like two inches taller than me and was pretty muscular. Found him afterschool the next day and beat his ass with a metal pipe. Fucker hasn't gone within 20 feet of me (or her for that matter) ever since.
    I broke up with that GF later, sadly, but we still remain friends. Never told her about it.
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  5. Post #2525
    Hamburgers's Avatar
    February 2011
    564 Posts
    instead of being jealous and sad learn some things and use it as motivation to improve yourself in the art of love~ and eventually do it all
    I can pull, but I can't find anyone to love me. It's weird and empty
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  6. Post #2526
    Hello Handsome
    ForgottenKane's Avatar
    February 2010
    14,019 Posts
    Don't be. You're probably just shy. I have some REALLY ugly fucking friends, and they even have girlfriends. It's all about going out there, making friends, and hit on 'em when the time's right.
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  7. Post #2527
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,350 Posts
    We were holding hands. She decided to start licking and sucking my fingers... I said "you would have to go deeper than that" and she then took my finger down her throat.
    that's gross.
    i'd have to ask for a wet tissue after that.
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  8. Post #2528
    screamin 4 da gold
    RenegadeCop's Avatar
    January 2010
    7,430 Posts
    It turns me on when my girlfriend sucks my fingers. (But that isn't on the first date, of course.)
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  9. Post #2529
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,350 Posts
    i prefer ears.
    makes me all tingly.
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  10. Post #2530
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    when my girl plays with my ears it absolutely drives me nuts (in a good way).

    she's never sucked them though.
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  11. Post #2531
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    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,120 Posts
    i personally like it when she twists my nipples and hums latin chants into my ear
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  12. Post #2532
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    i personally like it when she twists my nipples and hums latin chants into my ear
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  13. Post #2533
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    the sound effect

    when he's playing with them

    oh my god
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  14. Post #2534
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    May 2007
    2,598 Posts
    Agreed with ear kisses/whispers and shit, goddamn that is the ultimate turn on for me.

    Sucking fingers is pretty hot too but for a first date, I'd say just remain wary. Don't invest too much emotion into her because tbh it sounds like she's kinda easy/more interested in just a sexual thing if she let you do that much to her on the first date. I've got nothing against sexual expression and intimacy but y'know, just take it easy so you're not disappointed.
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  15. Post #2535
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    March 2011
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    that's gross.
    i'd have to ask for a wet tissue after that.
    I would count myself lucky as my mates girlfriend's favourite pastime is slipping a finger in his...

    Yea.
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  16. Post #2536
    I would count myself lucky as my mates girlfriend's favourite pastime is slipping a finger in his...

    Yea.
    His what, ear?
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  17. Post #2537
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,350 Posts
    I would count myself lucky as my mates girlfriend's favourite pastime is slipping a finger in his...

    Yea.
    that's far less gross.

    Edited:

    and it's not illegal to say anus.
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  18. Post #2538
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,341 Posts
    Don't be. You're probably just shy. I have some REALLY ugly fucking friends, and they even have girlfriends. It's all about going out there, making friends, and hit on 'em when the time's right.
    So it's a matter of personality or being good looking??
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  19. Post #2539
    Allstone's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,692 Posts
    No offense but if you did all that on your first date then she's probably really easy.
    That's a pretty harsh thing to say based entirely on such little information.
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  20. Post #2540
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,341 Posts
    No offense but if you did all that on your first date then she's probably really easy.

    First date: Consists of talking, getting common ground, and learning about each other

    Second date: To prove that you want to see each other more and like spending time with her, possible first kiss

    Third date: Same shit as the first and second but with definite first kiss.



    Also I'm wondering how the people next to you two reacted when they looked over seeing a girl practically devouring some dude's arm.
    Is she? Because every girl that is "promiscuous" on the first date has to be a slut, it's not humanly possible she's that attracted to a person she'll just feel the urge to follow her instincts. Attraction is not something you choose to have.

    Also, there isn't any linear path when it comes to dating. Human relationships are dynamic, and so by abiding to a "certain" order and limiting your actions according to that, you also limit yourself. There's no actual normal, natural or formal rule in a person's mind as to when he/she can have intimacy with a person.
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  21. Post #2541
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    ewitwins's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,226 Posts
    I know this sounds weird, but since I'm an engineer it's REALLY hard to find attractive girls. There aren't any in the engineering school, and they're all in classes I can't get to. What do you guys think I should do? Parties aren't really an option because 1. not really my thing due to the fact that they're rolled five minutes in and 2. I don't want dumb eye candy.
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  22. Post #2542
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    Sub-Zero's Avatar
    May 2008
    2,567 Posts
    That's a pretty harsh thing to say based entirely on such little information.
    Sometimes women just want to get laid too you know


    I know this sounds weird, but since I'm an engineer it's REALLY hard to find attractive girls. There aren't any in the engineering school, and they're all in classes I can't get to. What do you guys think I should do? Parties aren't really an option because 1. not really my thing due to the fact that they're rolled five minutes in and 2. I don't want dumb eye candy.
    You must make more friends,hell when I got into a new group of people I ment like 10 girls.Also make sure you increase your activities such as going to a sport or the gym or whatever you could think of.
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  23. Post #2543
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    metalhand's Avatar
    July 2009
    458 Posts
    Always make sure to have a fine balance between not being desperate and still trying to get the girl.
    If you'r too desperate, you will be declared a creep within the week is over
    If you don't do anything, chances are you will lose the girl.

    Tried both things with my ex-girlfriend. She defintly had a crush on me, though i didn't hit on her at all at first. After that she kinda drifted away, and i became more and more desperate. The relationship ended with me calling her a whore while i was drunk. About a month after this, she asked me out for a walk. Too bad i decided to tell her i had a crush on her, for the first time in our relationship (All the other times i had been drunk).
    We both just drifted away after this, and i don't think any of us have feelings for each other anymore.
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  24. Post #2544
    Hello Handsome
    ForgottenKane's Avatar
    February 2010
    14,019 Posts
    It turns me on when my girlfriend sucks my fingers. (But that isn't on the first date, of course.)
    i hope i don't get laughed at for this, but i get turned on when my gf sucks on my nipples. it's very tantalizing.

    So it's a matter of personality or being good looking??
    You either have to have an outgoing personality, or you are good-looking. Now of course, you can be shy and ugly and still get a girl, but she's probably ugly too.

    Edited:

    jesus christ what the fuck
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  25. Post #2545
    Allstone's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,692 Posts
    Sometimes women just want to get laid too you know
    I'm fine with that, but I read his post as pretty strongly framing it as being a bad thing.
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  26. Post #2546
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,341 Posts
    You either have to have an outgoing personality, or you are good-looking. Now of course, you can be shy and ugly and still get a girl, but she's probably ugly too.
    I didn't know life was so black and white. So, basically you are saying if I am good looking, I can get most women?

    Knowing that it's not even close to the truth, it makes one wonder... What made you come to the conclusion?
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  27. Post #2547
    Hello Handsome
    ForgottenKane's Avatar
    February 2010
    14,019 Posts
    I didn't know life was so black and white. So, basically you are saying if I am good looking, I can get most women?

    Knowing that it's not even close to the truth, it makes one wonder... What made you come to the conclusion?
    I never said that, at all. Tell me when I said that. I said it increases your chances. If you're outgoing and good-looking, then yes, most women like that.

    Edited:

    You also have to note that good-looks are very perspective. Except, of course, if you have poor hygiene.
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  28. Post #2548
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,341 Posts
    I never said that, at all. Tell me when I said that. I said it increases your chances. If you're outgoing and good-looking, then yes, most women like that.
    You never mentioned chances, you just stated it as if it was an absolute thing. You also never mentioned that "good looking" and "outgoing" are qualities needed for most women to be attracted to you, you said either one of them would suffice.

    The truth is, it's unrelated to looks.
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  29. Post #2549
    Hello Handsome
    ForgottenKane's Avatar
    February 2010
    14,019 Posts
    You never mentioned chances, you just stated it as if it was an absolute thing. You also never mentioned that "good looking" and "outgoing" are qualities needed for most women to be attracted to you, you said either one of them would suffice.

    The truth is, it's unrelated to looks.
    Your pulling words out of my mouth, and:
    The truth is, it's unrelated to looks.
    LOL

    Edited:

    I've been told on many occasions by many girls that they will refuse to date a guy with certain qualities about their looks.

    Edited:

    I've also been told by my GF, who loves me to death, that if I was really fat she would never have dated me.
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  30. Post #2550
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,341 Posts
    So you've been told.... Women also tell me, in Israel, they prefer hairy men, while I dated those girls and I shave myself almost completely.

    Sorry to say, but most people don't know what they are looking for. "Good looks" is also a subjective term. As I have mentioned above, some might "not date" a hairy man, while some will. When there are so many factors of superficial beauty, it just loses it's appeal.

    What really matter is confidence, and that's in a nut shell. I am glad to see a number of my students - fat and nerdy - get numbers and also date good looking girls.
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  31. Post #2551
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    So you've been told.... Women also tell me, in Israel, they prefer hairy men, while I dated those girls and I shave myself almost completely.
    If they prefer hairy then that means they like it better. It doesn't mean they'll date exclusively hairy men, so obviously they could date you even if you shave yourself.

    Other than that, I quite agree with you, yet ForgottenKane also has truth in what he says.
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  32. Post #2552
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
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    If they prefer hairy then that means they like it better. It doesn't mean they'll date exclusively hairy men, so obviously they could date you even if you shave yourself.

    Other than that, I quite agree with you, yet ForgottenKane also has truth in what he says.
    My point was; women claim something, yet do otherwise. Looks doesn't matter, even if they consciously think it does.

    The only part looks play in relationships, is how much effort you need to put in. By effort I mean, consistency. Good looking people may need less of it, and may be given more attention to, but both, ugly and good looking could fail equally on the first date or even getting her number.
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  33. Post #2553
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    ZeroMinus's Avatar
    January 2007
    1,427 Posts
    Going to an Italians tomorrow night for my second date, I've booked it all up and I'm paying, been to the place to pickup a menu they do nice food for modest prices and they put on romantic music, the only downside is that I'm paying... beginning to believe single life had its benefits after all
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  34. Post #2554
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    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
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    Going to an Italians tomorrow night for my second date, I've booked it all up and I'm paying, been to the place to pickup a menu they do nice food for cheap prices and they put on romantic music, the only downside is that I'm paying... beginning to believe single life had its benefits after all
    really? i guess women still want equal rights but not equal priviledges. my gf fucking scams me to prevent me from paying everything, like one time we went out to eat it was only like five bucks so i was like it's ok i'll pay

    the crazy cunt didn't say anything and later it turned out she stuffed five euros down my pants while we were making out so she that way paid equally


    women man i tells ya
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  35. Post #2555
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    January 2007
    1,427 Posts
    really? i guess in america women still want equal rights but not equal priviledges. my gf fucking scams me to prevent me from paying everything, like one time we went out to eat it was only like five bucks so i was like it's ok i'll pay

    the crazy cunt didn't say anything and later it turned out she stuffed five euros down my pants while we were making out so she that way paid equally


    women man i tells ya
    Been in relationships that have always gone Dutch before and split everything 50/50 sometimes taking turns, but to be honest this is the first time I've ever seriously had to pay for shit - I mean shes bought some stuff like drinks etc
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  36. Post #2556
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    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,131 Posts
    Me and my girlfriend just pay for each other, say we go into the shop she'll pick us up a few bits and next time I'll pay for her stuff and we'll lend eachother money if the other is short or if we're going out.

    When I drive up to see her she'll normally pay for one of our nights out because it costs a lot in petrol.
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  37. Post #2557
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    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,120 Posts
    i personally don't mind paying for shit, the only downside is when we eventually split i am always immediately aware how much i paid
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  38. Post #2558
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    ZeroMinus's Avatar
    January 2007
    1,427 Posts
    i personally don't mind paying for shit, the only downside is when we eventually split i am always immediately aware how much i paid
    That's how I've felt in the past, I think its just because were in the dating stage then if we ever get into a relationship then It should have its fair share
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  39. Post #2559
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    eternalflamez's Avatar
    November 2011
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    Been in relationships that have always gone Dutch before and split everything 50/50 sometimes taking turns, but to be honest this is the first time I've ever seriously had to pay for shit - I mean shes bought some stuff like drinks etc
    A relationship gone Dutch?
    What does that mean?

    I'm Dutch and what is this?
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  40. Post #2560
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    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,120 Posts
    A relationship gone Dutch?
    What does that mean?

    I'm Dutch and what is this?
    i think that is the part of the relationship where you do shit like shit on each others chest
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