1. Post #841
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    i don't always have something to say on the subject, but i don't see what's wrong with having the occasional female perspective on things
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  2. Post #842
    Mort and Charon's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,926 Posts
    I think occasionally having a female perspective is very good.
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  3. Post #843
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,893 Posts
    It was more just a light hearted joke at you being in a thread about girlfriends and shit.
    dont backpedal, own up to your dig
    you digger you
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  4. Post #844
    dont backpedal, own up to your dig
    you digger you
    Oh I am such a digger
    I dug so deep I am now in China.


    Also autumn there is nothing wrong with female perspective, I just found the idea funny.


    It would be like me sitting down with a bunch of girls at a oprah book club while eating yogurt and talking about our feelings, there is nothing wrong with it but the image would be a bit funny
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  5. Post #845
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
    22,893 Posts
    Oh I am such a digger
    I dug so deep I am now in China.


    Also autumn there is nothing wrong with female perspective, I just found the idea funny.


    It would be like me sitting down with a bunch of girls at a oprah book club while eating yogurt and talking about our feelings, there is nothing wrong with it but the image would be a bit funny
    uh....
    ok whatever you say
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  6. Post #846
    uh....
    ok whatever you say
    Hey, more yogurt and women for me.


    edit- No need to be insecure~
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  7. Post #847
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    Turnips5's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,169 Posts
    she had some bad experiences with her ex forcing her head down and choking her so she's put off them..
    wow, that's terrible
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  8. Post #848
    OFFICIAL DEAN of MAX PAYNE
    Dennab
    July 2009
    9,002 Posts
    What do girls feel like?
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  9. Post #849
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    some parts are squishy
    some parts are firm
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  10. Post #850
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    Dennab
    July 2009
    9,002 Posts
    Neat!

    Edited:

    Are they smushy, too?
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  11. Post #851
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    sure, why not
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  12. Post #852
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    January 2009
    3,484 Posts
    do they taste like lemon?
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  13. Post #853
    Mort and Charon's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,926 Posts
    wow, that's terrible
    I know... I don't know how she put up with him for two years... she told me the whole time she was with him she only came twice, and that includes every "method" so to say, while he told her exactly what to do to make him satisfied. She hates blowjobs now because he made her do it all the time, pushing her head down when she didn't like doing it normally anyway. He used her, and she fell for it because she needed someone. I'm trying to make sure she's a-ok with everything we do first because I don't want it to be like it was before for her.
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  14. Post #854
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    do they taste like lemon?
    uhm, they shouldn't do!

    i mean it depends entirely on which bit you're tasting but i think it's safe to say that a woman should never taste like lemon
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  15. Post #855
    SCREAMS 4 DA FURRY PORN
    RobbL's Avatar
    December 2011
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    Pm me if you're up for phone sex
    Fit girls only
    Seriously

    Edited:

    do they taste like lemon?
    The last girl I made out with tasted of orange for some strangew reason
    oranges give me migraines though :(
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  16. Post #856
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    May 2010
    5,635 Posts
    As for blowjobs... hopefully she'll get over it soon but she had some bad experiences with her ex forcing her head down and choking her so she's put off them..


    Handcuff yourself first.
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  17. Post #857
    Mort and Charon's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,926 Posts
    She says she wants to try it with me now anyway.
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  18. Post #858
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,334 Posts
    Tell her how you like it.
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  19. Post #859
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    March 2011
    8,734 Posts
    So whats this thread about now? Wheres the titties? the Girfriends and the shits?
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  20. Post #860
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    i don't want to see any shits...
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  21. Post #861
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,334 Posts
    Penises then ?
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  22. Post #862
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    not particularly, i don't wanna make the rest of you feel uncomfortable ;)

    just keep it up with the sex and girlfriends and everyone's happy!
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  23. Post #863
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,334 Posts
    How noble of you, to sacrifice your own desires for the sake of others.
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  24. Post #864
    Autumn for the president 2012
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  25. Post #865
    What am I reading
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  26. Post #866
    What am I reading
    Facepunch sweet love thread. Dooh.
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  27. Post #867
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    February 2009
    3,831 Posts
    Facepunch sweet love thread. Dooh.
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  28. Post #868
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  29. Post #869
    Godline's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,255 Posts



    Am I doing it right?


    Ffs I feel bad now she looks like a burns victim
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  30. Post #870



    Am I doing it right?


    Ffs I feel bad now she looks like a burns victim
    Sorry, it belongs in another thread.
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  31. Post #871
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    Larry_G's Avatar
    November 2008
    2,959 Posts
    So... any tips on not lasting so long..?
    Hold your breath. I'm not joking. Although this can be a hard thing to do, depending on the position really. But it works.
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  32. Post #872
    Mort and Charon's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,926 Posts
    Lol I don't think so mate.
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  33. Post #873
    The Janitor's Avatar
    April 2009
    830 Posts
    He is right. Holding your breath does work.
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  34. Post #874
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    May 2007
    2,598 Posts
    I used to think about levelling enchanting in World of Warcraft whilst having sex to make me last longer.
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  35. Post #875
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    think of ugly people
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  36. Post #876
    think of ugly people
    Or you could, you know, enjoy the sex and just take it slow.

    The issue people have is that they think fast= most pleasurable so they try to exert themselves and just end up over doing it. Also the first couple of times youre simply not going to last too long unless youre one of the nervous types then you wont be able to go at all.
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  37. Post #877
    BLOB Fish Dude's Avatar
    July 2009
    736 Posts
    My girlfriend recently told me that I have a cute awkwardness since I don't know how to flirt that well. She says she doesn't mind at all and actually kinda likes it but how do I avoid it? I mean, we've made out before, but sometimes I just don't know what to say before we do. We both really like each other and compared to her ex-boyfriends, apparently, I'm like a god in the way I treat her. So just how do I exactly flirt?
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  38. Post #878
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,334 Posts
    My girlfriend recently told me that I have a cute awkwardness since I don't know how to flirt that well. She says she doesn't mind at all and actually kinda likes it but how do I avoid it? I mean, we've made out before, but sometimes I just don't know what to say before we do. We both really like each other and compared to her ex-boyfriends, apparently, I'm like a god in the way I treat her. So just how do I exactly flirt?
    She's your girlfriend... it's usually a status that means you guys should be talking about intimacy comfortably...

    You don't what to say before you make out? just do it, she's your gf.
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  39. Post #879
    BLOB Fish Dude's Avatar
    July 2009
    736 Posts
    I guess thats true, she just says before making out, ussually you say some line like a compliment which I do. I dunno, we're both kinda in the same boat here since shes really my first girlfriend and I'm her first good boyfriend.
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  40. Post #880
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    Hizzle's Avatar
    February 2009
    1,961 Posts
    what's a girl?
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