[Autumn]

i don't always have something to say on the subject, but i don't see what's wrong with having the occasional female perspective on things

[Mort and Charon]

I think occasionally having a female perspective is very good.

[Jo The Shmo]

1chains1 posted:

It was more just a light hearted joke at you being in a thread about girlfriends and shit.

dont backpedal, own up to your dig
you digger you

[1chains1]

Jo The Shmo posted:

dont backpedal, own up to your dig
you digger you

Oh I am such a digger
I dug so deep I am now in China.


Also autumn there is nothing wrong with female perspective, I just found the idea funny.


It would be like me sitting down with a bunch of girls at a oprah book club while eating yogurt and talking about our feelings, there is nothing wrong with it but the image would be a bit funny

[Jo The Shmo]

1chains1 posted:

Oh I am such a digger
I dug so deep I am now in China.


Also autumn there is nothing wrong with female perspective, I just found the idea funny.


It would be like me sitting down with a bunch of girls at a oprah book club while eating yogurt and talking about our feelings, there is nothing wrong with it but the image would be a bit funny

uh....
ok whatever you say

[1chains1]

Jo The Shmo posted:

uh....
ok whatever you say

Hey, more yogurt and women for me.


edit- No need to be insecure~

[Turnips5]

Mort and Charon posted:

she had some bad experiences with her ex forcing her head down and choking her so she's put off them..

wow, that's terrible

[A big fat ass]

What do girls feel like?

[Autumn]

some parts are squishy
some parts are firm

[A big fat ass]

Neat!

Edited:

Are they smushy, too?

[Autumn]

sure, why not

[JohanGS]

do they taste like lemon?

[Mort and Charon]

Turnips5 posted:

wow, that's terrible

I know... I don't know how she put up with him for two years... she told me the whole time she was with him she only came twice, and that includes every "method" so to say, while he told her exactly what to do to make him satisfied. She hates blowjobs now because he made her do it all the time, pushing her head down when she didn't like doing it normally anyway. He used her, and she fell for it because she needed someone. I'm trying to make sure she's a-ok with everything we do first because I don't want it to be like it was before for her.

[Autumn]

JohanGS posted:

do they taste like lemon?

uhm, they shouldn't do!

i mean it depends entirely on which bit you're tasting but i think it's safe to say that a woman should never taste like lemon

[RobbL]

Pm me if you're up for phone sex
Fit girls only
Seriously

Edited:

JohanGS posted:

do they taste like lemon?

The last girl I made out with tasted of orange for some strangew reason
oranges give me migraines though :(

[SataniX]

Mort and Charon posted:

As for blowjobs... hopefully she'll get over it soon but she had some bad experiences with her ex forcing her head down and choking her so she's put off them..

Handcuff yourself first.

[Mort and Charon]

She says she wants to try it with me now anyway.

[Seith]

Tell her how you like it.

[D3TBS]

So whats this thread about now? Wheres the titties? the Girfriends and the shits?

[Autumn]

i don't want to see any shits...

[Seith]

Penises then ?

[Autumn]

not particularly, i don't wanna make the rest of you feel uncomfortable ;)

just keep it up with the sex and girlfriends and everyone's happy!

[Seith]

How noble of you, to sacrifice your own desires for the sake of others.

[overpain]

Autumn for the president 2012

[1chains1]

What am I reading

[overpain]

1chains1 posted:

What am I reading

Facepunch sweet love thread. Dooh.

[Evilan]

overpain posted:

Facepunch sweet love thread. Dooh.

[overpain]

Evilan posted:

[Godline]

Am I doing it right?


Ffs I feel bad now she looks like a burns victim

[overpain]

Godline posted:

Am I doing it right?


Ffs I feel bad now she looks like a burns victim

Sorry, it belongs in another thread.

[Larry_G]

Mort and Charon posted:

So... any tips on not lasting so long..?

Hold your breath. I'm not joking. Although this can be a hard thing to do, depending on the position really. But it works.

[Mort and Charon]

Lol I don't think so mate.

[The Janitor]

He is right. Holding your breath does work.

[Dark_Light]

I used to think about levelling enchanting in World of Warcraft whilst having sex to make me last longer.

[trotskygrad]

think of ugly people

[1chains1]

trotskygrad posted:

think of ugly people

Or you could, you know, enjoy the sex and just take it slow.

The issue people have is that they think fast= most pleasurable so they try to exert themselves and just end up over doing it. Also the first couple of times youre simply not going to last too long unless youre one of the nervous types then you wont be able to go at all.

[BLOB Fish Dude]

My girlfriend recently told me that I have a cute awkwardness since I don't know how to flirt that well. She says she doesn't mind at all and actually kinda likes it but how do I avoid it? I mean, we've made out before, but sometimes I just don't know what to say before we do. We both really like each other and compared to her ex-boyfriends, apparently, I'm like a god in the way I treat her. So just how do I exactly flirt?

[Seith]

BLOB Fish Dude posted:

My girlfriend recently told me that I have a cute awkwardness since I don't know how to flirt that well. She says she doesn't mind at all and actually kinda likes it but how do I avoid it? I mean, we've made out before, but sometimes I just don't know what to say before we do. We both really like each other and compared to her ex-boyfriends, apparently, I'm like a god in the way I treat her. So just how do I exactly flirt?

She's your girlfriend... it's usually a status that means you guys should be talking about intimacy comfortably...

You don't what to say before you make out? just do it, she's your gf.

[BLOB Fish Dude]

I guess thats true, she just says before making out, ussually you say some line like a compliment which I do. I dunno, we're both kinda in the same boat here since shes really my first girlfriend and I'm her first good boyfriend.

[Hizzle]

what's a girl?