[megafat]

SEKCobra posted:

Ok I have an idea let's crowdfund Evil O5, SCP Tycoon or whatever you wanna call it. TO THE KICKSTARTER!

For a $10,000 donation, you get SCP-173.

[Cone]

Someone4956 posted:

I'm bored. Someone gimme a vague suggestion to write an SCP about.

banana cup

I don't know just roll with it

[SEKCobra]

megafat posted:

For a $10,000 donation, you get SCP-173.

I'd pay for it.

[latin_geek]

SEKCobra posted:

Ok I have an idea let's crowdfund Evil O5, SCP Tycoon or whatever you wanna call it. TO THE KICKSTARTER!

Thought you had to be a hipster and or have been an employee on a big company who now has no money and needs a million bucks for an iOS game to use that website

[megafat]

SEKCobra posted:

I'd pay for it.

For $250,000, you get to live a day* in the life of a D-Class.

*-   Which usually is their whole life when they become a D-Class   

[Kochieboy]

megafat posted:

For a $10,000 donation, you get SCP-173.

Shut up and take my money!

[latin_geek]

megafat posted:

For $250,000, you get to live a day* in the life of a D-Class.

*-   Which usually is their whole life when they become a D-Class   

I still like the "termination means memory wipe and reuse" theory.

[Scarabix]

Really though, you could make a lot of dosh selling actual lifesize reproductions of scp-173.

Hell, you don't even have to care about the quality, the article itself says it's poorly made.

[Drsalvador]

Well, my app got accepted, Just need to figure out a good SCP idea.

[elitehakor v2]

Scarabix posted:

Really though, you could make a lot of dosh selling actual lifesize reproductions of scp-173.

Hell, you don't even have to care about the quality, the article itself says it's poorly made.

I'd buy 3

[geogzm]

hey what was that one sculpture that 173 is based on

[DesolateGrun]

latin_geek posted:

I still like the "termination means memory wipe and reuse" theory.

It's less cruel

[Zakkin]

http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/jesandals

I know I'm a bit of a shitty writer, so i'd like you fellows to help me with this. It's my first try at a SCP.

[Ordigenius]

How does the foundation get it's funds?

[Ghhostface]

Ordigenius posted:

How does the foundation get it's funds?

Front organizations, like Soap From Corpses.

[megafat]

$500,000 and you get to spend some time with the Doctor of your choosing.

[Neat!]

Ordigenius posted:

How does the foundation get it's funds?

duck farming

[asteroidrules]

Ordigenius posted:

How does the foundation get it's funds?

The previously stated reasons, coupled with the fact that they practically own the world.

[Stinky]

I've started to like reading the Foundation tales more than the SCP articles. This and this are probably my favorites.

[Aperture fan]

genius idea for an SCP guys hear me out


its an ordinary pair of jeans

right?

and they

stay with me here


they never stay zipped. No matter what outside forces or applications are applied, the second the zipper is unobserved it unzips itself.

[SEKCobra]

Probably exists in one way or another, but feel free to write it up with a recovery story and everything.

[Neat!]

Looks like SCP fuel to me.

[Someone4956]

Okay, I opened up http://watchout4snakes.com/Creativit...domPhrase.aspx and got the phrase "grouped led". Here is an SCP I thought up about said phrase.

Item #: SCP-XXX

Object Class: Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be kept in a safe measured 10 inches square. Said safe is to be guarded by no more than one guard. All testing shall be made with one researcher and no other personnel present. All video cameras shall cease operation for the duration of the testing, save for those brought in by the sole researcher.

Description:SCP-XXX, when viewed by a single observer, whether in person or through remote comunication, is depicted as a 7in x 5in marble statue of a harp. SCP-XXX only manifests its effects when one or more observers are watching SCP-XXX at any one time.

When viewed by one or more humans (current testing is ongoing for nonhuman subjects), SCP-XXX proceeds to manifest itself as an object of meaning between the observers. SCP-XXX then proceeds to appeal to the commonality between the observers in an attempt to lead them to harm themselves or otherwise death. Once contact with SCP-XXX has been made, all observers appear to willingly comply with any request SCP-XXX happens to make. It appears SCP-XXX is somewhat sentient, although it has no means of locomotion, it often requests that one of the observers picks it up. Please see Addendum 1 for testing log.



Addendum 1:

Test #: 1
Observers: D-3476 and D-6457

Details: Both D-Class subjects were fitted with camera helmets to capture footage on the effects of SCP-XXX. Once both D-class entered the room, they appeared to react to a noise not heard in the video. It is believed that SCP-XXX apparently asked the two fo them questions in an attempt to get them to work together. After ██ questions, the subjects both nodded their head in agreement. D-3476 then proceeded to pick the SCP up and attempt to breach the containment room. After █ hours, all breach attempts unsuccessful, both subjects then proceeded to put SCP-XXX on the floor. After which they both decided to commit suicide by chewing through their own wrists. Both subjects died by bloodloss ██ minutes later.

Dr.Piper - It appears that when its original plans don't go correctly, it concocts a Plan-B. It doesn't appear to care how the observers die, just that they do indeed die.

Ta-da, tell me how you like it. Did it in about 20 minutes.

[Riller]

Aperture fan posted:

genius idea for an SCP guys hear me out


its an ordinary pair of jeans

right?

and they

stay with me here


they never stay zipped. No matter what outside forces or applications are applied, the second the zipper is unobserved it unzips itself.

OMG I am wearing them. Except they seem to have a like. Memetic effect or some shit. They stay zipped in private and stuff, but whenever I'm in a public situation where I am the centre of attention, they unzip.

[Cone]

Neat! posted:

Looks like SCP fuel to me.

So a totally crazy guy that's constantly reshaping his face?

Some good interview logs could really make or break something like this.

[CheeseMan]

That video is old as heck, may even have been used as an SCP already. If not, it's definitely been discussed.

[Lordgeorge16]

megafat posted:

$500,000 and you get to spend some time with the Doctor of your choosing.

Shut up and take my money, I want to shadow Rights for the day.

[The Aussie]

Anyone want to do a few colab SCP articles?
I got a few flying around in my head.
Like, A shower that makes you think you are so clean you never bathe again.
Or a tortoise that eat's peices of paper with a word on it, and then grows it out of it's back. (e.g., paper the word cup, tortoise grows a cup)
Finally, a school in England that has a talent show every year. people who compete recive large appluse no matter what, and become convinced of their own talents. Later killing them. E.G., juggler juggles chainsaws.

[latin_geek]

I like the last one, I love building SCPs.
I'm up for writing test logs or whatever.

[Drsalvador]

had an idea for an SCP, might be J-material though:

a stone bust of Hippocrates which sings Handel's Messiah on activation, causing anyone in the area with an injury to feel little to no pain until they have recovered from said injury.

i need to develop it more but eh

[latin_geek]

anything that involves not feeling pain has good SCP potential because that would suck

[Mercenary-]

Aperture fan posted:

genius idea for an SCP guys hear me out


its an ordinary pair of jeans

right?

and they

stay with me here


they never stay zipped. No matter what outside forces or applications are applied, the second the zipper is unobserved it unzips itself.

Shoelaces that always come loose!

Keter classification.

[Drsalvador]

maybe it has the unintended side-effect of causing like, major organ failure and heart attacks in a certain percentage of people,. just like real heavy painkillers.

i toyed with the idea of it giving those who have dealt harm to others an electrical shock but that's a bit far IMO.

[Mr Shadyface]

OK, this one's just off the top of my head. If it meets with general approval, i'll make the effort of signing up and submitting it:

Item #- SCP-XXXX

Object class: Euclid (Or possibly safe, I'm not perfectly sure here)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently employed to guard the D-class containment block on site (blocks. should learn em). Anyone wishing to "Hire" SCP-XXXX, for testing or otherwise, must first gain the appropriate permissions from superiors. Once a week, SCP-XXXX's current "empoyer" is required to approach the statue, at which point any money acquired will be handed over. SCPs current fee is [DATA REDACTED]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid statue, just under six feet in height. It is made up of a smooth, grey stone that has yet to be properly identified (See test log 2). With the exception of carved eyes, nose and mouth, SCP-XXXX lacks detail beyond basic muscle shapes, and a small hatch in the SCPs left hand.

When "Unemployed", SCP-XXXX will automatically begin "guarding" the nearest entry/exit. In order to "Employ" it, one must deposit any amount of currency (ANY currency. SCP-XXXX has been know to accept money from across the world, as well as outdated currency such as Roman denarius and even sea shells).
Once employed SCP-XXXX will stand in front of it's designated post and prevent anyone walking through (save the employer). The SCP will only allow someone to pass if an amount of the same currency used to hire equalling 10% of the hiring price is placed in the SCPs hand. The small hatch in its hand will open to accept the coins, then the subject will be allowed to pass through.
Any attempt to pass SCP-XXXX without paying will be met with varying levels of force, depending on method used (See test logs, below)


Test log 1:
D-class subject instructed to approach statue. Statue raised right arm in the "halt" gesture, and left hand out, awaiting payment. Subject was then ordered to gently push his way past. Statue pushed back with slightly more force, causing test subject to fall over.

Test log 2:
Researchers attempt to remove a small amount of the material making up SCP-XXXX for analysis. When the drill made contact, the statue immediately took it in one hand and crushed it, breaking two of the researchers fingers in the process.

Test log 3:
D-class subject was given orders to get past the statue by any means. Subject proceed to run and tackle the statue. The statue responded by picking the subject up and hurling him against a wall. Subject suffered a concussion, a broken rib and a dislocated arm.

Test log 4:
D class subject given a sledge hammer and told to get past the statue. After the first blow, the statue proceeded to beat the subjects skull in with it's bare hands.
Note: SCP-XXXX does not seem to object to being hosed down with water, so at least it's easy to clean.

Dr (I should think of my docter name) - When I find out who put SCP-XXXX outside the toilet stall I was in, I'm going to make the clever [REDACTED] spend the night with one of the other, more FAMOUS statues we have here...

Could use some work here and there, but not bad for half an hours procrastination...

Mercenary- posted:

Shoelaces that always come loose!

Keter classification.

That means http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387 should be upgraded to Keter as well. Have you eve stepped on lego? Now imagine it following you around the house.

[geogzm]

this is now 682's theme

except you have to add in lyrics at the descending notes part:

"MAAAAAAARY MARY SUE SUE"

[Riller]

Would like to have the currency thing expanded upon. If I hire it for ten dollar, how many seashells will it take to get past?

[Novangel]

megafat posted:

For $250,000, you get to live a day* in the life of a D-Class.

*-   Which usually is their whole life when they become a D-Class   

usually?

[geogzm]

Neat! posted:

Looks like SCP fuel to me.

yo that's one of those weird-ass mud man motherfuckers

ain't nothing to fuck with

[Mr Shadyface]

Riller posted:

Would like to have the currency thing expanded upon. If I hire it for ten dollar, how many seashells will it take to get past?

I'm thinking along the lines of the currency used to hire it will also become the fee.

It has been found that Dr [REDACTED] used SCP-XXXX to block the exit to the cafateria and demand one dessert muffin per person. Dr [REDACTED] is no longer allowed to requisition SCP-XXXX for ANY reason, and he must share out the muffins between his fellow staff. Dr [REDACTED] will have none. Any spare will go to man who was injured after trying to pay with a sandwich.

[Riller]

How about fictional currencies? A handfull of Nuka Cola bottle caps, for example?