1. Post #1441
    Gold Member
    Nitrowing's Avatar
    June 2008
    2,418 Posts
    Now Replace everyone with SCP-173, Except for the security guard.

    Ben Stiller is fucked.
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  2. Post #1442
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,792 Posts
    Better version:

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  3. Post #1443
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    17,922 Posts
    Theoretically, he could just lure them into a room and lock them in. Or just take a crowbar to the fuckers.
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  4. Post #1444
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts
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  5. Post #1445
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,792 Posts
    Yeah, I don't think anyone in this thread planned on sleeping anyway
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  6. Post #1446
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    5,775 Posts
    The SCP server is fun.
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  7. Post #1447
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts


    Nightmare fuel.
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  8. Post #1448
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,792 Posts
    let me
    OIL YOU UP

    Edited:

    but you cant look
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  9. Post #1449
    Cheesedragon's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,544 Posts
    I just got an amazing idea for an SCP, or rather, an effect.

    It can be any small household object or whatever, but basically, the only way someone can interact with the SCP is entirely by accident, but whatever it is you wind up doing to the SCP, if you try to tell someone else by any means, you will be unable to put into words the verb of what exactly it is you did to the SCP.

    Sound good?
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  10. Post #1450
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    killerjak7's Avatar
    March 2009
    434 Posts
    Here is the cartograph.


    Also I made it a whitelist server. PM me to get added.
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  11. Post #1451
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    Someone4956's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,954 Posts
    I just got an amazing idea for an SCP, or rather, an effect.

    It can be any small household object or whatever, but basically, the only way someone can interact with the SCP is entirely by accident, but whatever it is you wind up doing to the SCP, if you try to tell someone else by any means, you will be unable to put into words the verb of what exactly it is you did to the SCP.

    Sound good?
    So in other words, you accidentally the SCP?

    Edited:

    Also, since last night nobody gave me a suggestion before I went to bed, it's time4 for another SCP suggestion, GOGO.
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  12. Post #1452
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    17,922 Posts
    I just got an amazing idea for an SCP, or rather, an effect.

    It can be any small household object or whatever, but basically, the only way someone can interact with the SCP is entirely by accident, but whatever it is you wind up doing to the SCP, if you try to tell someone else by any means, you will be unable to put into words the verb of what exactly it is you did to the SCP.

    Sound good?
    It reminds me of that one SCP that no-one can remember any details about. Like, they agree it isn't a sphere, but then the person interviewing the D-Class who examined the SCP forgets what they were talking about mid-way through the conversation.

    It's pretty funny, actually.
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  13. Post #1453
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    Region's Avatar
    June 2011
    2,355 Posts
    obviously 2 geese parallel to each other so it looks like it's one mutated
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  14. Post #1454
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
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  15. Post #1455
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    Someone4956's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,954 Posts
    obviously 2 geese parallel to each other so it looks like it's one mutated
    Wat.
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  16. Post #1456
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    17,922 Posts
    Typo of meese.
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  17. Post #1457
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    ZenX2's Avatar
    February 2009
    4,625 Posts
    Here is the cartograph.


    Also I made it a whitelist server. PM me to get added.
    Is that a mineshaft? That could end up being another major outbreak like Site 2.
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  18. Post #1458
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    Helix Alioth's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,566 Posts
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  19. Post #1459
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    94.209.253.131
    server back up
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  20. Post #1460
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    Region's Avatar
    June 2011
    2,355 Posts
    94.209.253.131
    server back up

    I got a 25mb download speed and a 5mb upload speed. along with a 6 core processor and 8 gigs of ram. so if you guys ever want me to host just pm me
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  21. Post #1461
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    finbe's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,161 Posts
    wont work.. do you guys want me to host a serve in two seconds?

    I got a 25mb download speed and a 5mb upload speed. along with a 6 core processor and 8 gigs of ram. what game is it anyways? :7777 minecraft or terraria?
    Minecraft.
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  22. Post #1462
    Combiner8761's Avatar
    October 2008
    249 Posts
    Is the server down now? There were temporary periods were it said "End of stream" when trying to connect, but now it doesn't connect at all.
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  23. Post #1463
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    yeah its down.
    shit didnt go right,
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  24. Post #1464
    Combiner8761's Avatar
    October 2008
    249 Posts
    Do you know what the problem was, and if you can rehost the server soon?
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  25. Post #1465
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    18,082 Posts


    SCP-173 cannot move whilst under homosexual contact from a man.
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  26. Post #1466
    Combiner8761's Avatar
    October 2008
    249 Posts
    Finbe DID spend some time in 173 containment without dying...
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  27. Post #1467
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    Do you know what the problem was, and if you can rehost the server soon?
    I was using too much CPU/memory whatever
    And I can rehost, but this means I can't do jack shit in the background.
    so if anyone else wants to host, I'll give you my files.
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  28. Post #1468
    Combiner8761's Avatar
    October 2008
    249 Posts
    I was using too much CPU/memory whatever
    And I can rehost, but this means I can't do jack shit in the background.
    so if anyone else wants to host, I'll give you my files.
    Maybe killerjak7? He's got a server, but it has a whitelist and nobody's playing on it.

    Maybe if he removes the whitelist and uses your files it would be a good replacement.
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  29. Post #1469
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    5,083 Posts
    Aerk, couldn't you just join the server instead of using console to talk?
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  30. Post #1470
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    Aerk, couldn't you just join the server instead of using console to talk?
    Do you want to lag your ass out.
    Also I'm hostan again.
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  31. Post #1471
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    4,743 Posts
    Sleipnir in moose form?
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  32. Post #1472
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    MajorMattem's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,999 Posts
    Thanks for hosting aerkhan. Anyone else hosting now?
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  33. Post #1473
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    5,083 Posts
    Do you want to lag your ass out.
    Also I'm hostan again.
    You sure? I can't reach it.
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  34. Post #1474
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    MajorMattem's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,999 Posts
    You sure? I can't reach it.
    He had to stop hosting
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  35. Post #1475
    killkill85's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,740 Posts
    I got a few ideas from things I noticed IRL recently for some interesting SCPs,but I only 2.


    1:An indian man from whom indian music comes out of his sweat pores from time to time.
    2:A softball glove that always feels like someone recently was wearing it.
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  36. Post #1476
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    17,922 Posts
    I got a few ideas from things I noticed IRL recently for some interesting SCPs,but I only 2.


    1:An indian man from whom indian music comes out of his sweat pores from time to time.
    2:A softball glove that always feels like someone recently was wearing it.
    How does music come from someone's pores?

    And how is a mildly warm softball glove worth stealing from some kid?
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  37. Post #1477
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    Hakita's Avatar
    June 2007
    19,672 Posts
    Someone should make an SCP about this
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  38. Post #1478
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    10,780 Posts
    Someone should make an SCP about this
    At least that thing had the politeness to move away from the car.

    Also everyone kind of knows about the fact that it's from Xtro and you could get a lot better monsters from that movie. Seriously, just take a look at it, the monster in that scene is probably the most normal one in the whole movie.
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  39. Post #1479
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    17,922 Posts
    Someone should make an SCP about this
    You could probably make a stretch and say it's some very bad SCP-610 infection. I mean, look at that thing under the table - what the fuck could that have been?
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  40. Post #1480
    exeanimator's Avatar
    July 2011
    146 Posts
    I like the "God" SCP. He seems like a cool dude.
    "SCP-343, colloquially nicknamed 'God' by the staff here, looks like an older man, although his features are different to each observer. In my first talk with him, he claimed outright to be the creator of the universe. When I asked him to prove this, he laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand.
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