1. Post #521
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    Someone4956's Avatar
    March 2011
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    -snip- because someone already said it.

    I like the one with the ticket that sends you places, supposedly it sent 682 "home", almost like a good ending, sadly a month and a half later he came back.
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  2. Post #522
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    February 2006
    1,608 Posts
    I think you're basically right here, the whole fear factor from this is the fact that it's not known whether or not it's invincible and an organization like SCP not wanting all that much to do with testing something inconclusive any further.
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  3. Post #523
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    October 2009
    4,285 Posts
    They could easily kill 682 with quite a few of the SCPs they've got- it's just destroying it would have the unfortunate side-effect of obliterating the entire universe.
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  4. Post #524
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    Operation "Blow-Everything-Into-Radioactive-Goo" is still pending approval.
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  5. Post #525
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    June 2010
    2,231 Posts
    They could easily kill 682 with quite a few of the SCPs they've got- it's just destroying it would have the unfortunate side-effect of obliterating the entire universe.
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-d...the-foundation
    144) Dr. Bright is not allowed to organize, authorize, or create in any form, a "Foundation Demolition Derby, starring SCPs 2383-J, 708, 666-J, 2558-J, 1543-J, 2041-J, 2103-J, 968, 462, 115, and 225 for the grand finale" No.. just no. Not even if you try to throw in 682 trying to disguise it as a termination attempt.
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  6. Post #526
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  7. Post #527
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    September 2008
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    But we could lose the coffee machine and he's cool :(
    No the machine survived the immolation from the liquid, pretty sure it can do so again.
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  8. Post #528
    I noticed D-class termination, 209, 173, 008 and some short tale. Anyone know the others?
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  9. Post #529
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    November 2010
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    Guys. What would happen if we somehow restrained 682 and fed him into 914 on the "Very Fine" Setting?
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  10. Post #530
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    February 2005
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    Guys. What would happen if we somehow restrained 682 and fed him into 914 on the "Very Fine" Setting?
    He'll become a gundam
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  11. Post #531
    94) The Foundation motto is "Secure, Contain, Protect", not any of the following:

    "Stab Carrion Powerfully"
    "Suck Cock and Penis"
    "Let's use it on 682!"
    "That's it, you're on Keter."
    "Can we put it in 914?"
    "Blood makes the grass grow, kill, kill, kill!"
    "Rights panties!"
    "Fuck trees, I climb clouds motherfucker!"
    "Someone is getting stabbed."
    "Let's just stick our dicks in it and hope for the best."
    "Whose hand is that?"
    "If all else fails, poop on it."
    "If all else fails, there's always the sun."
    "Show it your tits, Rights!"
    "We need bigger kittens."
    "Society of Creepy Perverts."
    "Fuck Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Clef, Gears, Kondraki and Bright."
    "Throw D-Class at it until it stops."
    "447 and dead bodies, two great tastes that taste great together."
    "The FBI are a bunch of pansies."
    "Who wants to see what I can make the president do in public?"
    "For the Horde!"
    "Science for the Science God!"
    "Make sure to wipe your feet on 2558!"
    "When in doubt, feed it to 682."
    "Slapstick, Clowns and Puns"
    "Drop the blanket now!"
    "Seduction, Coitus, and Pregnancy"
    "We always need more Dakka!"
    "Still Alive, and Found the Cake"
    "Don't Worry, O5 won't ever figure it out!"
    "Will it blend?"
    We should vote to get one of these as the thread title.
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  12. Post #532
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    We should vote to get one of these as the thread title.
    "Throw D-Class at it until it stops."
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  13. Post #533
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    November 2010
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    We should vote to get one of these as the thread title.
    "When in doubt, feed it to 682."
    I vote for this one.
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  14. Post #534
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    I dunno if we'll hit a v2. :P
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  15. Post #535
    TAIWANESE v.2
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    May 2011
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    Tetsuo is obviously SCP-███.
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  16. Post #536
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    February 2005
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    Tetsuo is obviously SCP-███.
    TETSUOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  17. Post #537
    USER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY - RETRY CONNECTION IN 5 MINUTES
    Dennab
    February 2006
    22,239 Posts
    I vote "That's it, you're on Keter." Second choice being "Science for the Science God!"
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  18. Post #538
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    They could easily kill 682 with quite a few of the SCPs they've got- it's just destroying it would have the unfortunate side-effect of obliterating the entire universe.
    Do you know what 'easily' means? The fact that the destruction of 682 could not come about without destroying the world (or at least a big chunk of it) means his destruction doesn't really fall into the 'easily' range.

    Edited:

    I vote for this one.
    I second this vote.
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  19. Post #539
    ☆Artist of Science☆
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  20. Post #540
    I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND LOVE COCKS
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    June 2007
    4,991 Posts
    I would to report to SCP that there are fucking monster mosquitoes in my bedroom, the fuckers are fly sized, fat fucks sound like fucking uav drones and their bite leaves a fucking huge zit.
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  21. Post #541
    TAIWANESE v.2
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    May 2011
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    -Snip-

    Tetsuo is obviously SCP-███.
    Just noticed the two nearest doors have 884 and 883 on them.
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-884
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-883

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  22. Post #542
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    November 2010
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    I would to report to SCP that there are fucking monster mosquitoes in my bedroom, the fuckers are fly sized, fat fucks sound like fucking uav drones and their bite leaves a fucking huge zit.
    I would like to report that I got rammed by a moth the size of a small bird.
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  23. Post #543
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    Thread title should be "Keter Class Prom, Summer of 19██"
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  24. Post #544
    USER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY - RETRY CONNECTION IN 5 MINUTES
    Dennab
    February 2006
    22,239 Posts
    Thread title should be "Keter Class Prom, Summer of 19██"
    Fuck my earlier votes. This is should be the thread title!
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  25. Post #545
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    July 2006
    8,161 Posts
    [SUBTITLE REDACTED]

    Edited:

    I would like to report that I got rammed by a moth the size of a small bird.
    I'd like to report to the foundation a fairly unknown continent, south of asia. It's full of terrifying creatures, most gigantic and venomous, the rest are just small and venomous.
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  26. Post #546
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    January 2005
    6,414 Posts
    Thread title should be "Keter Class Prom, Summer of 19██"
    I remember that prom. Remember when [REDACTED] threw up on [REDACTED] and ██████████████████ ██████████ ████████ in ███████████████

    Man, those were good times.
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  27. Post #547
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    I remember that prom. Remember when [REDACTED] threw up on [REDACTED] and ██████████████████ ██████████ ████████ in ███████████████

    Man, those were good times.
    It's a shame Dr. █ ██████ spiked the punch with SCP-███. Honestly, the amount of [DATA EXPUNGED] on the floor after some of the other guests drank it was insane. God rest their souls.
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  28. Post #548
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts
    We should vote to get one of these as the thread title.
    I vote "Show it your tits, Rights!"
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  29. Post #549
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    I had a dream last night, it involved me befriending SCP-682 and I ended up sleeping next to it in it's containment cell.

    Felt good.
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  30. Post #550
    ONION
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    April 2005
    1,630 Posts
    SCP is great shit, I wish there was a book about Bright, Rights, and Clef, I would read that fucker in a sitting
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  31. Post #551
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts
    http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/remus

    Little SCP idea I've been fleshing out.
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  32. Post #552
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,965 Posts
    Thread title should be "Keter Class Prom, Summer of 19██"
    I think it should be:

    "SCP Foundation - WARNING: CLASS 12 MEMETIC HAZARD
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  33. Post #553
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    January 2008
    8,905 Posts
    Anyone else searched the picture of 682 on Tineye? The other pictures are fucking creepy


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  34. Post #554
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    December 2008
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    Dr. Bright is the best troll ever. Wouldn't like to meet him though.

    No, he isn't. Remi Gaillard is the best troll ever. The best real life troll, anyways.

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  35. Post #555
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    October 2009
    1,417 Posts
    TETSUOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  36. Post #556
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    February 2010
    14,517 Posts
    Looks like that guy really hates maple syrup and ice hockey.
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  37. Post #557
    hey
    Ownederd's Avatar
    August 2006
    5,554 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-108

    Be careful when you pick your nose.
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  38. Post #558
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    July 2006
    8,161 Posts
    Anyone else searched the picture of 682 on Tineye? The other pictures are fucking creepy


    He killed 13 researchers in that state. Bastard.
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  39. Post #559
    Egg
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    September 2011
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    Just interested, has anyone in here gotten to write anything yet?
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  40. Post #560
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
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    October 2008
    7,965 Posts
    Me and Spycrabz have.

    Edited:

    Are writing ones currently, is what I mean.
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