1. Post #41
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    January 2010
    19,785 Posts


    Sweet dreams!
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  2. Post #42
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    December 2006
    4,209 Posts
    God I love SCP, what great fiction. I actually began mapping a series of maps (a campaign) centered around the SCP Series, a while back.
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  3. Post #43
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,785 Posts
    Give me an SCP to animate.
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  4. Post #44
    Egg
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    September 2011
    155 Posts
    SCP-115 made me laugh.
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  5. Post #45
    Mmrnmhrm's Avatar
    November 2010
    335 Posts
    if you guys like scp then you should watch "the lost room" miniseries

    I think Warehouse 13 is closer to SCP-Foundation than Lost Room.
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  6. Post #46
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    yuki's Avatar
    December 2006
    4,209 Posts
    I think Warehouse 13 is closer to SCP-Foundation than Lost Room.
    Lost room was way cooler. Though I do love Warehouse 13.
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  7. Post #47
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    November 2008
    9,213 Posts
    SCP Foundation has to be one of the best fiction sites on the internet. As some people said in the Enderman thread, an episodic, isolated-episode miniseries based on some of the creatures would be fucking amazing.

    I've never found a favorite, really, but there are some that manage to creep the shit out of me, like SCP-087, "The Stairwell" (the fucking expedition logs, man. I'm never using a stairwell again.) some that are plain sad, cool, funny... It's a big variety.

    Make sure you read the expedition/experiment logs. Very well written and thought.
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  8. Post #48
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    cosmic duck's Avatar
    September 2007
    2,575 Posts
    Oh yeah! I love these.
    I remember this from my Super-Creepy Unexplained Broadcasts Megathread.

    Some of my favourites were the coffee vending machine that dispenses any liquid it's told to, and another one about a large, strange alien creature that must be looked at, but i believe it's already been mentioned in this thread.
    Also the ones on Cain and Able are awesome.
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  9. Post #49
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-430

    What
    This is beyond What
    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS
    Useful, and very tame imo
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  10. Post #50
    Gay Member #1
    Dennab
    November 2009
    5,517 Posts
    Oh yeah! I love these.
    I remember this from my Super-Creepy Unexplained Broadcasts Megathread.

    Some of my favourites were the coffee vending machine that dispenses any liquid it's told to, and another one about a large, strange alien creature that must be looked at, but i believe it's already been mentioned in this thread.
    Also the ones on Cain and Able are awesome.
    Addendum [SCP-294ad]: Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase, "Surprise me." Device produced a opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been superheated to about 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius. Researcher reported a quantifiable level of surprise at the occurrence.

    ahaha
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  11. Post #51
    is that a fucking
    stairwell
    video
    i wouldn't click on that even if i was paid to do so
    i wouldn't poke that play button with a five meter stick
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  12. Post #52
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,441 Posts
    I read through all these a couple months ago. I was insanely bored.
    Not really that scary, but interesting reads nonetheless.
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  13. Post #53
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    Viper202's Avatar
    July 2006
    7,147 Posts
    If it makes you feel better, nothing happens. He just keeps going down a really dark stairwell.
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  14. Post #54
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    August 2009
    5,910 Posts
    Oh yeah! I love these.
    I remember this from my Super-Creepy Unexplained Broadcasts Megathread.

    Some of my favourites were the coffee vending machine that dispenses any liquid it's told to, and another one about a large, strange alien creature that must be looked at, but i believe it's already been mentioned in this thread.
    Also the ones on Cain and Able are awesome.
    Had a look at the vending machine one, I loved this:

    "Addendum [SCP-294ad]: Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase, "Surprise me." Device produced a opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been superheated to about 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius. Researcher reported a quantifiable level of surprise at the occurrence."
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  15. Post #55
    I remember when titles used to mean something, now you can get one for a dollar, this all used to be fields, get off my lawn damn kids etc.
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  16. Post #56
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    April 2010
    1,982 Posts
    616 is one of my favorites. Especially the testimonials.
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-616
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  17. Post #57
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    August 2007
    6,317 Posts
    SCP-231 was disturbing, to say the least
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  18. Post #58
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    October 2008
    249 Posts
    Dr. Gerald is pretty cool. I would hang out with him on a trip anyday.

    Edit:
    By the way, has anyone else spotted this recording on the article about SCP-682? Because I haven't seen it until now.
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  19. Post #59
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-430

    What
    This is beyond What
    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS
    It has the cure for pregnancy!

    Edited:

    Fire must be like rain to him.
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  20. Post #60
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,150 Posts
    Why they haven't just stuck every deadly SCP on a bus with him is a mystery.
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  21. Post #61
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    March 2010
    3,120 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447

    I laughed pretty hard at this. But what happens when it comes into contact with dead bodies?
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  22. Post #62
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    November 2008
    384 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447

    I laughed pretty hard at this. But what happens when it comes into contact with dead bodies?
    Well it ███████████████████[Redacted}█████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████[Redacted]████████████████████████████████████████[Redacted]████████████████████████████████████████[Redacted]████████████████████ in other words a crock of hell.

    Edit

    clever girl
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  23. Post #63
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    October 2008
    249 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447

    I laughed pretty hard at this. But what happens when it comes into contact with dead bodies?
    Well, short version, it [DATA EXPUNGED]

    Ohoho you fucking ninja!
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  24. Post #64
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    August 2009
    5,910 Posts
    I'm laughing way more than I should.
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  25. Post #65
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    July 2008
    7,761 Posts
    The [DATA EXPUNGED] sections are like one big Informational blueballs
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  26. Post #66
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    August 2009
    5,910 Posts
    The [DATA EXPUNGED] sections are like one big Informational blueballs
    But don't let dead bodies touch them.
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  27. Post #67
    The [DATA EXPUNGED] sections are like one big Informational blueballs
    There are some articles that play with "De-expunging" sections. They're not that cool. Site says it's to leave things to the reader's imagination, which works really well.
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  28. Post #68
    PIRATE METAL BASTARD
    Zenpod's Avatar
    October 2009
    7,528 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
    Bad Humour Tomatoes
    WHERE CAN I GET SOME
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  29. Post #69
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    June 2010
    3,836 Posts
    The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At the Foundation

    108) Dr. Bright is not allowed to upload visual memetic kill agents to 4chan 7chan any imageboard.

    108.1) Well, okay, maybe to 4chan. It'd be doing the gene pool a service.
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  30. Post #70
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  31. Post #71
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  32. Post #72
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    Crimor's Avatar
    June 2008
    11,020 Posts
    Dr. Gerald is pretty cool. I would hang out with him on a trip anyday.

    Edit:
    By the way, has anyone else spotted this recording on the article about SCP-682? Because I haven't seen it until now.
    A research team hypothesized that rollerblades are, technically, vehicles. We tested their hypothesis by having Gerald skate into the IRG's headquarters in Tehran. They were right.
    Lol'd hard.
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  33. Post #73
    Web developer
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    May 2008
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  34. Post #74
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    July 2008
    6,269 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093
    This is the best In my opinion, longest SCP story and boy is it a read I loved every second of it.
    Item #: SCP-093

    Object Class: Euclid

    Special Containment Procedures: See testing document SCP-093-T1 for outline of testing conditions. SCP-093 must remain on a mirror at all times and under video surveillance. Admittance into the area of SCP-093's containment must be authorized only with proper video recording and subject retrieval procedures in place. Any attempt to use SCP-093 outside of an approved test will be dealt with severely, up to and including termination.

    Description: SCP-093 is a primarily red disc carved from a stone composite resembling cinnabar, with circular engravings and unknown symbols carved at 0.5 cm depth around the entire object. Deeper cuts are present on SCP-093 with a depth of 1 to 1.5 cm. SCP-093 is 7.62 cm in diameter and fits comfortably into most palms without abrasion. SCP-093 will change hue when held by a living individual. The colors taken by SCP-093 are still being researched to establish a link. Current belief holds that the changes depend upon regrets carried by the holder.

    If SCP-093 is removed from a mirror and not held by a person, it will seek out the nearest mirror-like surface. SCP-093 has been observed to travel in the largest possible circle while rolling, building up phenomenal speed. The mechanism of this acceleration is currently unknown. If an obstacle is between SCP-093 and the nearest mirror-like surface, it will use this momentum to punch through the obstacle and continue on its course at this speed. It will only stop when a mirror-like surface is contacted. Despite tremendous impact velocities, no damage will be dealt to SCP-093 or the mirror.

    Additional Notes: No records exist to clarify the nature of SCP-093's discovery or presence in the Foundation. See SCP-093-OD. Since no records exist explaining SCP-093's method of containment, a test procedure was initiated to establish why mirrors must be used to contain it. The results of SCP-093-T1 lead to the discovery of living beings holding SCP-093 being able to move through mirrors and the series of tests in SCP-093-T2 to ascertain the destination reached through this travel.
    SCP-093 'Blue' Test
    SCP-093 'Green' Test
    SCP-093 'Violet' Test
    SCP-093 'Yellow' Test
    SCP-093 'Red' Test
    read the tests they are the true story
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  35. Post #75
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,386 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447

    I laughed pretty hard at this. But what happens when it comes into contact with dead bodies?
    I think the experiments were way funnier.
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-447-a
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  36. Post #76
    "You didn't have to cut me off" - Goatse <3
    Amplified31's Avatar
    June 2010
    845 Posts
    I think that The Red Pool is probably my favorite SCP. It never gets the recognition it deserves.
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  37. Post #77
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,714 Posts
    The Foundation summed up:
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j
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  38. Post #78
    fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
    Dennab
    November 2007
    7,838 Posts
    the critical tomatoes is a fucking great one

    Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
    Subject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke.
    Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".
    Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph).
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  39. Post #79
    I think that The Red Pool is probably my favorite SCP. It never gets the recognition it deserves.
    The corrupted log is awesome.
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  40. Post #80
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    June 2008
    24,634 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-212

    Automatic augmentation machine.
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