1. Post #81
    Zambies!'s Avatar
    August 2009
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    I have a sexual fantasy for Anne Frank, shes dead.
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  2. Post #82
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    December 2009
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    Horrified but curious
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  3. Post #83
    Sorry for being the devil's advocate, but it's their choice, and you don't have to be a dick about it

    Go into Fast Threads and you can find quite a lot of ridiculous 18+ stuff too yet you probably wouldn't shame the users there because they're a part of Facepunch
    We're not criticizing them for wanting this, just laughing our asses off at it. Sort of like some furry images, I'm not going to stop them or censor them, but I WILL laugh my ass off.

    And there's jack-shit wrong with it.
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  4. Post #84
    [Slender Man]'s Avatar
    September 2010
    1,262 Posts
    Wait 'till they find out that he has no penis.
    It will be even worse then.

    Allow your feeble mind to glimpse into the horrible future in store for us.



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  5. Post #85
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    September 2009
    12,096 Posts
    What the fuck man.
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  6. Post #86


    Poor bastard.

    Edited:



    Fanfiction Friday guy must know about this.
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  7. Post #87
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    Tacosheller's Avatar
    March 2010
    7,695 Posts
    It's just a sexual fantasy of Justin Bieber.

    I have a sexual fantasy for Anne Frank, shes dead.

    Nothing changes here.
    That's actually sort of really creepy
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  8. Post #88
    Facepunch's Local Lycanthrope
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    December 2008
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  9. Post #89
    We're made of star-stuff
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    February 2009
    10,085 Posts
    And I thought my fantasies were weird.

    At least mine don't involve octopuses.

    Edited:

    Or Justin Bieber.
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  10. Post #90
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    April 2011
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    oh my fucking god
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  11. Post #91
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    May 2008
    4,242 Posts
    I got an actual boner, oh my...
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  12. Post #92

    August 2011
    11 Posts
    I got an actual boner, oh my...
    yea what the fuck me too
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  13. Post #93
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  14. Post #94
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    March 2009
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  15. Post #95
    DD's Neurosurgeon
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    November 2009
    6,525 Posts
    cant help but image these are the kind of fans that write this stuff

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  16. Post #96
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    December 2005
    6,053 Posts
    cant help but image these are the kind of fans that write this stuff

    Make them all 12 year old girls or 32 year old men and you're right.
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  17. Post #97

    so when did justin start performing Don't Fear The Reaper
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  18. Post #98
    Ask me about my Guardians of the Galaxy fetish.
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  19. Post #99
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    January 2010
    6,464 Posts


    He has this set to fucking AUTO RESPOND.

    I SWEAR this is illegal
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  20. Post #100
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    May 2008
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    It's just a sexual fantasy of Justin Bieber.

    I have a sexual fantasy for Anne Frank, shes dead.

    Nothing changes here.
    I have a sexual fantasy for Anne Frank, shes dead.
    my god...
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  21. Post #101
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    August 2009
    5,434 Posts
    Y'know, I thought 9 year olds shouldn't be typing this kind of stuff, not to mention know what VAGINA even means.
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  22. Post #102
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    March 2007
    16,898 Posts
    these obviously are a bunch of sweaty dudes doing this for a laugh
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  23. Post #103
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    September 2008
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  24. Post #104
    [Slender Man]'s Avatar
    September 2010
    1,262 Posts
    So, wait.

    Mummified in cum? That's a new one.
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  25. Post #105
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    October 2009
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    ahahahahahaha


    seriously. wat.
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  26. Post #106
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    July 2007
    7,544 Posts
    I think the worst part of all this is that a good portion of them are likely 14 or under...
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  27. Post #107
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    July 2009
    2,119 Posts
    I have a sexual fantasy for Anne Frank, shes dead.
    Oh hello Mr Mangum.
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  28. Post #108
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    October 2007
    14,786 Posts
    This thread made me bisexual
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  29. Post #109

    September 2009
    927 Posts
    I'm defo following this
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  30. Post #110
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    September 2008
    12,243 Posts


    seriously. wat.
    That's not even that bad man how many teenage boys have mastubated to "California gurls" eh?
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  31. Post #111
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    December 2006
    372 Posts
    I had no fucking idea so many girls fantasize about cumming on guys' faces.
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  32. Post #112
    Dennab
    July 2011
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    What the actual fuck
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  33. Post #113
    HAND.CAT
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    July 2010
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  34. Post #114
    That's why it's called a sexual fantasy

    Grow the fuck up, would you like someone to mock you on your favorite dream sex scenario?

    Just because it's Bieber doesn't make it funny
    I bet you want to shove Biebers cock in your ass as he strokes your little pussy.

    Boy, are you a dirty one!
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  35. Post #115
    HAND.CAT
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  36. Post #116

    July 2011
    12 Posts
    Fact: these may or may not be writen by some guy in his 40's.
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  37. Post #117
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    July 2010
    147 Posts

    What the fuck?
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  38. Post #118
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    June 2007
    1,078 Posts
    Oh hello Mr Mangum.
    i'm not hipster enough to enjoy this joke.
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  39. Post #119
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    October 2007
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    That's why it's called a sexual fantasy

    Grow the fuck up, would you like someone to mock you on your favorite dream sex scenario?

    Just because it's Bieber doesn't make it funny
    Yeah but I don't post mine on the internet for everyone too see. If I did I'd deserve to be laughed at.
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  40. Post #120
    QuickSnap'z Boy-Toy
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    August 2011
    1,067 Posts
    Oh god reading these made me hard... WHY AM I HARD!
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