1. Post #1
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    Slowbro's Avatar
    April 2011
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    This might've already been posted, but this blog is a hilarious and traumatizing read in roughly equal measure.

    http://dirtybiebersecrets.tumblr.com/

    This one's my favourite.

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  2. Post #2
    kwk
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    what the fuck is this shit
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  3. Post #3
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    Who doesn't have sexual fantasies about Justin Bieber?
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  4. Post #4
    kwk
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    Wait, this is from Tumblr?

    I hope you know that there are ALOT of posts that are fake and are there for entertainment and attention.

    Only a fool would take anything from Tumblr as "fact".
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  5. Post #5
    DID I MENTION I PLAY BANJO
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  6. Post #6
    looking rad, feeling sad
    Slowbro's Avatar
    April 2011
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    Wait, this is from Tumblr?

    I hope you know that there are ALOT of posts that are fake and are there for entertainment and attention.

    Only a fool would take anything from Tumblr as "fact".
    I know. Still funny though.
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  7. Post #7
    kwk
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    I know. Still funny though.
    It's also a bit creepy knowing that one person came up with all this, which meant that this person had to imagine every single scenario in their mind, and then type it up, put it in picture form, and then say it was someone else's thoughts about JB, and then getting more attention and followers.


    If they could of made the link at the bottom of the picture any bigger, I bet they would have made it bigger.
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  8. Post #8
    I am obsessed with titles; it is all I talk about
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    August 2010
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    *looks at title* *reads*

    I do not wish to live on this planet anymore

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  9. Post #9

    September 2011
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    That link is hell on earth.
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  11. Post #11
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    July 2011
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    I don't know how someone could possible come up with this shit. It's an abomination. And I also agree with kwk
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  12. Post #12
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    July 2009
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    what in the flying fuck
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  13. Post #13
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    March 2010
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    Saw this trending on twitter last night, didn't even bother clicking...
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  14. Post #14
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    Well... whatever there is of it.
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  15. Post #15
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    Pretty hot shit here.
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  16. Post #16
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    *crying*.........
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  17. Post #17
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    :WTC:
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  18. Post #18
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    March 2011
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    Great now I'm hard
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  19. Post #19
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    WHY
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  20. Post #20
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    ahahahahahaha
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  21. Post #21
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    July 2010
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    I shouldn't have clicked on this.

    I feel cold.
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  22. Post #22
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    oh my fucking god
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  23. Post #23
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    June 2009
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    what the fuck
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  24. Post #24
    kwk
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    Why does this turn me on.
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  25. Post #25
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    That's why it's called a sexual fantasy

    Grow the fuck up, would you like someone to mock you on your favorite dream sex scenario?

    Just because it's Bieber doesn't make it funny
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  26. Post #26
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    November 2008
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    Is this legal

    That's why it's called a sexual fantasy


    Grow the fuck up, would you like someone to mock you on your favorite dream sex scenario?


    Just because it's Bieber doesn't make it funny
    Did you post there or something

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  27. Post #27
    Dennab
    March 2011
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    That's why it's called a sexual fantasy

    Grow the fuck up, would you like someone to mock you on your favorite dream sex scenario?

    Just because it's Bieber doesn't make it funny
    Yeah, it is funny. You seem a little on the defensive side with this, huh?

    Not everyone posts their favorite dream sex scenarios on a website for others to see.

       Shut up   
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  28. Post #28
    The Cold Wind Of France
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    November 2008
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    Not everyone posts their favorite dream sex scenarios on a website for others to see.

       Shut up   
    Sorry for being the devil's advocate, but it's their choice, and you don't have to be a dick about it

    Go into Fast Threads and you can find quite a lot of ridiculous 18+ stuff too — yet you probably wouldn't shame the users there because they're a part of Facepunch
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  29. Post #29
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    I understand were you coming from Max, but this is still wrong and creepy. I mean Justin Bieber as an octopus?
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  31. Post #31
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    I understand were you coming from Max, but this is still wrong and creepy. I mean Justin Bieber as an octopus?
    Of course it's creepy, but my point is that this thread is like... a giant double standard

    somehow bieber as an octopus is wrong but (let's say, for example) the tf2 spy as an octopus is right

    my point is that both of these are sexual fantasies and you shouldn't be judgemental about them, no matter what
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  32. Post #32
    Dennab
    March 2011
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    Sorry for being the devil's advocate, but it's their choice, and you don't have to be a dick about it

    Go into Fast Threads and you can find quite a lot of ridiculous 18+ stuff too — yet you probably wouldn't shame the users there because they're a part of Facepunch
    The fact is, it is funny because it's Bieber. Any Bieber sex story or any sex story like this is funny anywhere, especially Fast Threads. I wouldn't shame anyone no matter what their choice, but there's nothing wrong with finding it funny and trying to slide some morality in sex stories like this is pointless.
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  33. Post #33
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    April 2011
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    Thanks, Facepunch, now I'm hard.
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  34. Post #34
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    Of course it's creepy, but my point is that this thread is like... a giant double standard

    somehow bieber as an octopus is wrong but (let's say, for example) the tf2 spy as an octopus is right

    my point is that both of these are sexual fantasies and you shouldn't be judgemental about them, no matter what
    I think saying it's "wrong" is going too far, it's just funny to share. I don't think a tf2 spy as an octopus is any less stupid.

    Can we cut the morals bs and get back to enjoying the thread.
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  35. Post #35
    kwk
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    Why Justin Bieber?


    Why not me?
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  36. Post #36
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    So you would fap to the thought of Bieber doing some chick?

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

       sarcasm   
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  37. Post #37
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    Now in 3D
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  38. Post #38
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    He puts his large dick in my pussy.
    He puts his large dick
    his large dick
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  39. Post #39
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    August 2009
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    There is a mixture of water and chips all over the table from reading this.
    gg facepunch
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  40. Post #40
    Dennab
    October 2010
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    I like'd that, I just ignored the fact that It's jJustin we're talking about

    I'm not late god damnit it was a reply to the above poster.

    And dear god what have i said i do not like this at all
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