1. Post #1
    Slithersoul's Avatar
    March 2010
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    For example, whenever I eat a burrito I cut off an end, then I make a cut directly down the center and open it. Then I eat the fillings and afterwards I eat the tortilla.
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  2. Post #2
    salmonmarine's Avatar
    June 2010
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    I eat the crust of pizza first...
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  3. Post #3
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    Deiru's Avatar
    November 2010
    4,455 Posts
    I usually cut up food really small before eating.
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    February 2010
    5,459 Posts
    Everything in triangles. Doesn't matter what.
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  5. Post #5
    Nach0s!'s Avatar
    July 2011
    1,856 Posts
    I put some fries onto my burger. Also, when I'm eating one of those Hungry Man meals with mashed potatoes and corn, I usually mix the corn into the mashed potatoes, and if there's a brownie, I also put some corn on that before heating it up, and I dip the chicken into the mashed potatoes.
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    April 2011
    6,927 Posts
    For the love of god, don't let the food touch.
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    June 2007
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    For the love of god, don't let the food touch.
    Sometimes I like to mix all the food.
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  8. Post #8

    August 2011
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    I eat the topping of pizzas first, and then eat the dough/base on its own.
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  9. Post #9
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    August 2009
    782 Posts
    If I have a sandwich I eat the crust off the edges then eat the sides in such a way so what's left is a square, then I eat the rest of the sandwich.
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    August 2008
    14,781 Posts
    I usually eat rice out of a bowl with my fingers.
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  11. Post #11
    elitehakor v2's Avatar
    June 2010
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    If I have a sandwich I eat the crust off the edges then eat the sides in such a way so what's left is a square, then I eat the rest of the sandwich.
    I do that too
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  12. Post #12
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    June 2009
    2,616 Posts
    If I eat a cereal like lucky charms, I save the marshmallows for last.

    When I eat pizza I fold it vertically and eat it.
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  13. Post #13
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    November 2006
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    I'll eat pizza upside down so that the tasty part's on my tongue first.

    When I was younger, I ate pizza backwards to save the best part (the non-crust part) for last, but then I discovered upside down pizza and how messy it is to eat it with both methods at once.

    If there's lunchmeat hanging off the side of my sandwich, I'll save that side for last so that I end up with just lunchmeat. Same goes for McChickens.

    When eating hardboiled eggs, I do my best to find out which side has the yolk, and then eat the side with most of the white first so as to save the yolky goodness for last.

    I lick the sides of ice cream sandwiches as well. One of my friends from last year did the same with the insides of pizza pockets, but on a more perverted scale. He ate them out as though they were vaginas and he would look us all in the eyes.

    Edited:

    Also, this reminds me:
    When I eat pizza I fold it vertically and eat it.
    In elementary school when we got those rectangle pizzas (everyone I know hated them, but they were my favorites) I would roll them up like little pizza burritos.
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  14. Post #14
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    person11's Avatar
    July 2006
    6,959 Posts
    I put an equal amount of each different food in every bite I take.
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    May 2010
    5,371 Posts
    I bite off the lower part of an ice cream cone and suck all the ice cream out of there.
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  16. Post #16
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    November 2005
    19,210 Posts
    i let ramen noodles cook for just a little bit so they're quite firm (al dente)

    Edited:

    also i eat cheetos (cheese doodles) with chop sticks
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  17. Post #17
    MyNameisJason's Avatar
    June 2011
    474 Posts
    When I eat marshmallows I rip them into quarters.

    When I eat pizza, I scrape off all the toppings, put donair sauce on with the pizza sauce, then re-put the toppings back on.

  18. Post #18
    elitehakor v2's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,836 Posts
    I'll eat pizza upside down so that the tasty part's on my tongue first.

    When I was younger, I ate pizza backwards to save the best part (the non-crust part) for last, but then I discovered upside down pizza and how messy it is to eat it with both methods at once.

    If there's lunchmeat hanging off the side of my sandwich, I'll save that side for last so that I end up with just lunchmeat. Same goes for McChickens.

    When eating hardboiled eggs, I do my best to find out which side has the yolk, and then eat the side with most of the white first so as to save the yolky goodness for last.

    I lick the sides of ice cream sandwiches as well. One of my friends from last year did the same with the insides of pizza pockets, but on a more perverted scale. He ate them out as though they were vaginas and he would look us all in the eyes.

    Edited:

    Also, this reminds me:


    In elementary school when we got those rectangle pizzas (everyone I know hated them, but they were my favorites) I would roll them up like little pizza burritos.
    Those things were greasy as fuck, but they were alright
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  19. Post #19
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    November 2006
    1,274 Posts
    Corn and mashed potatoes are always mixed together. When I eat pizza, if there are toppings I eat them first then eat the pizza just plain.
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  20. Post #20
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    February 2006
    218 Posts
    I eat my cereal with a teaspoon.
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  21. Post #21
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    I dont hold teacups correctly. I put two fingers through the hole then another finger blow the hole to balance it.
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  22. Post #22
    ItazukiShi's Avatar
    April 2011
    231 Posts
    I keep crisps in my mouth until the taste goes and then chew.
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  23. Post #23
    SeventeenDicks's Avatar
    August 2009
    175 Posts
    In elementary school when we got those rectangle pizzas (everyone I know hated them, but they were my favorites) I would roll them up like little pizza burritos.
    There is nothing better than a school rectangle pizza.... Awwwww I want to go back to grade school just for that :(

  24. Post #24
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    November 2010
    4,453 Posts
    I occasionally pull off small strings of a cheese string and put them on top of a cheese toastie before I put it into the toastie maker.

    I also don't like food touching, will only eat thick sliced bread and I always save the best part of the meal till last.

  25. Post #25
    Zel
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    December 2009
    130 Posts
    I won't eat soup unless I have some bread to dip into it.
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  26. Post #26
    SeventeenDicks's Avatar
    August 2009
    175 Posts
    Dudes.... Listen the fuck up... Last night I happened upon the greatest creation known to man..

    Combination Pizza Rolls dipped in Wendys sweet & sour sauce.. I would advise everyone to try this.
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  27. Post #27
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    July 2009
    4,168 Posts
    Dudes.... Listen the fuck up... Last night I happened upon the greatest creation known to man..

    Combination Pizza Rolls dipped in Wendys sweet & sour sauce.. I would advise everyone to try this.
    No ty
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  28. Post #28
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    GamerKiwi's Avatar
    November 2006
    5,022 Posts
    When I get nachos, I usually grind up the chips into smaller pieces, put the meat, cheese and other shit into the tiny chips, then stir it and eat the mixture with a fork.
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  29. Post #29
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    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    if i'm having something like stir fry, i'll first pick out all the vegetables, then the chicken, then eat the plan noodles

    and if i have spaghetti bolognese i tend to eat most of the bolognese on it's own, saving just a tiny bit of sauce to mix in with the pasta
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  30. Post #30
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    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,832 Posts
    My neighbor is some sort of fascist with her food. Nothing touches anything else under pain of death.
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  31. Post #31
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    April 2006
    7,673 Posts
    I refuse to eat the fat and cartilage off of meat.
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  32. Post #32
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    November 2006
    5,022 Posts
    I refuse to eat the fat and cartilage off of meat.
    That's not really all that weird.

    I save the fat and cartilage to give to my dog.
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  33. Post #33
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    March 2009
    1,138 Posts
    I don't know if it's weird, but I eat tacos (hard) sideways. (Turn my head and bite on the side.) I see so many people eating them straight up, for me it just jams tortilla in my teeth.
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  34. Post #34
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    January 2008
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    if i'm having something like stir fry, i'll first pick out all the vegetables, then the chicken, then eat the plan noodles

    and if i have spaghetti bolognese i tend to eat most of the bolognese on it's own, saving just a tiny bit of sauce to mix in with the pasta
    I regularly make bolognese without making any pasta.
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  35. Post #35
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    GastricTank's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,166 Posts
    I eat the crust of pizza first...
    This, but then I proceed to eat the pizza backwards. My friends look at me like I'm retarded, then I say: "Save the best for last!". Then my friends proceed to state that the dry, crusty, untasteful part is better than the actual cheesed, sauced, and meated part.

    I'm all up for opinions, but really?

  36. Post #36
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    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,461 Posts
    there's something appealing about the dry blandness of the crust after the heavy flavoured rest of the pizza that i also enjoy
    i don't know why
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  37. Post #37
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    September 2011
    868 Posts
    I kinda don't eat potatoes because of the carbs I don't know why though?!
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  38. Post #38
    SFC3's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,629 Posts
    i eat rice with mashed potatoes
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  39. Post #39
    Nach0s!'s Avatar
    July 2011
    1,856 Posts
    When eating those small Celeste Pizzas, or similar brands, I'll put two slices together like a sandwich or I'll take the toppings from one of the last slices and pile it onto the last slice.
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  40. Post #40
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    March 2006
    786 Posts
    If I'm eating a sunday roast i cut the potatoes up to get more gravy on/in them.

    If im eating a drumstick lolly i bite the whole thing off in one.
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