1. Post #1
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    April 2011
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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...t-in-jail.html
    A SADISTIC dad who sexually abused, tortured and murdered his baby girl has had his throat slashed in prison.

    Andrew Randall, 37, screamed in agony as he was also stabbed in both eyes by a fellow lag.

    Warders stepped in just in time to save his life.

    A source said: "Attempts to attack notorious prisoners are normally nipped in the bud, but someone got lucky.

    The source added: "It's not clear what he was attacked with. But prisoners have used razor blades and filed-down plastic cutlery in the past."


    Randall, of Kettering, Northants, was jailed for a whole life term in 2007 for murdering seven-week-old Jessica.

    He molested her, stamped on her chest, choked her and dropped her.

    A Prisons spokeswoman said: "HMP Long Lartin manages dangerous prisoners daily and such events are rare.

    "The bravery and speedy response of staff ensured the incident was dealt with swiftly and effectively."
    deserved IMHO
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  2. Post #2
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    April 2009
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    I bet he's gonna get stabbed again
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  3. Post #3
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    that's what usually happens to child abusers in prison, which is why they have their own block in some of them
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    He got a little taste of his own medicine?

    I'm not one to advocate the "eye for an eye" approach in anything, but I do not feel sorry for that man.
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  5. Post #5
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    The guys in prison have at least "some" sense of whats right and wrong.

    Killing and fucking a baby is just one of those things thats universally wrong.
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    The guys in prison have at least "some" sense of whats right and wrong.

    Killing and fucking a baby is just one of those things thats universally wrong.
    It also sound really, really evil.
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  7. Post #7
    Dennab
    April 2011
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    That dude isn't leaving jail alive. guaranteed.
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  8. Post #8
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    I'm not one to advocate the "eye for an eye" approach in anything
    Yes you are.
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  9. Post #9
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    I would have pushed the blade all the way through his eye.
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  10. Post #10
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    deserved IMHO
    Yes this will surely rehabilitate him.
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    That dude isn't leaving jail alive. guaranteed.
    Well, he was sentenced to life in prison
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    I would have pushed the blade all the way through his eye.
    That's probably what the attempted murderer was going for. The eye's an easy access route to the brain. Seems kind of redundant to cut his throat, too, but I guess they wanted to make sure.

    Besides, now he's blind. Now he can't enjoy all those lovely quantum physics theories we have.
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    Even evil has standards.
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    So he's blind now?

    I'd say being blind in prison is worse than being dead.
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    April 2009
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    Well, he was sentenced to life in prison
    Life doesn't always mean life. Although I doubt someone like this will get parole.
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  16. Post #16
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    April 2009
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    I can't say I feel sorry for him, because I don't.
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  17. Post #17
    Ms. Andry
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    August 2005
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    I can't say I feel sorry for him, because I don't.
    WoW YoU SuRe aRe Co0l!!
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  18. Post #18
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    Definately deserved it.

    WoW YoU SuRe aRe Co0l!!
    Quit being an idiot.
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    Life doesn't always mean life. Although I doubt someone like this will get parole.
    In the UK, life doesn't usually mean life. But this guy was given a whole life sentence. He will never leave prison

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    In the UK, life doesn't usually mean life. But this guy was given a whole life sentence. He will never leave prison
    He might not want to now that he's blind, scarred, and everybody hates him. At least the people on the inside only have plastic cutlery.
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    WoW YoU SuRe aRe Co0l!!
    You should work on not capitalizing every second letter in a sentence. Why don't you do what everyone else is doing?
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  22. Post #22
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    poor baby, both of them, they need five-star hotel room and top-notch counselling, not a prison cell, thats why he was stabbed, none of them ever have choice, it's always our fault!!

    human rights!!!
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  23. Post #23
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    poor baby, both of them, they need five-star hotel room and top-notch counselling, not a prison cell, thats why he was stabbed, none of them ever have choice, it's always our fault!!

    human rights!!!
    man nobody deserves to get stabbed in their eyes, that shit hurts a lot
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    I hope he gets attacked again, only this time with a slow and painful death.
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  25. Post #25
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    Even lifers have some sense of humanity.

    Edited:
    WoW YoU SuRe aRe Co0l!!
    why do you even post in this section?
    jesus christ all you do is call people out (awfully) and argue about everything
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  26. Post #26
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    February 2010
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    man nobody deserves to get stabbed in their eyes, that shit hurts a lot
    Don't forget getting slashed in the throat.

    This man committed a sick crime, but holy shit vigilante justice is extremely stupid. It's an extremely uncivilized and barbaric way to punish the criminal.
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  27. Post #27
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    man nobody deserves to get stabbed in their eyes, that shit hurts a lot
    but it wasn't their fault, they have no concept of choice, neither of them!

    it was obviously us creating a bad environment for them, they need counselling and a five-star hotel room if we're going to rehabilitate them
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    Call me old fashioned, or just be frank and call me barbaric; But in certain cases where the deed committed is so heinous that it is hard to even speak of it, I advocate the death sentence.

    I honestly do not believe you can rehabilitate persons with these sorts of disorders.
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  29. Post #29
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    That baby killer does not deserve to have a life anyway.
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    The warden should lose his job.

    I don't give a fuck what you do. The punishment is the removal of your freedom. Prisons need to get their shit together and make sure this fucking shit doesn't happen. People get stabbed all the goddamn time in prison and it is fucking disgraceful.
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    but it wasn't their fault, they have no concept of choice, neither of them!

    it was obviously us creating a bad environment for them, they need counselling and a five-star hotel room if we're going to rehabilitate them
    Rape baby

    Get five-star hotel bedroom

    That's what you just said we should be doing.
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    The warden should lose his job.

    I don't give a fuck what you do. The punishment is the removal of your freedom. Prisons need to get their shit together and make sure this fucking shit doesn't happen. People get stabbed all the goddamn time in prison and it is fucking disgraceful.
    Do you know how common assault and homicide in prison is?
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    This man committed a sick crime, but holy shit vigilante justice is extremely stupid. It's an extremely uncivilized and barbaric way to punish the criminal.
    Oh look, someone who isn't stupid. I thought facepunch had run out of them.
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  34. Post #34
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    What the fuck are you guys on about? Nobody deserves this, the justice system should handle his crimes, not eye-for-an-eye violence like this.

    I really hope some of you sick fucks don't grow up to be politicians or police officers, I mean you guys are celebrating a man getting stabbed in the eyes and having his throat slashed.
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  35. Post #35
    I SHOULDN'T OWN A FIREARM
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    Do you know how common assault and homicide in prison is?
    I know. Why do you think this annoys me?

    Prison guards have a duty to protect innmates just as much as contain them. But they almost universally overlook the former for the latter. Disgraceful.
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  36. Post #36
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    but it wasn't their fault, they have no concept of choice, neither of them!

    it was obviously us creating a bad environment for them, they need counselling and a five-star hotel room if we're going to rehabilitate them
    i'm going to humor you

    my friend, you need to hold criminals accountable for their actions. life consists of independent choices that you make. I agree with your contention that they require counseling, but I disagree with your idea of providing criminals with five-star hotel rooms.

    also why are you guys picking on sanius? he had a very traumatic childhood
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    The warden should lose his job.

    I don't give a fuck what you do. The punishment is the removal of your freedom. Prisons need to get their shit together and make sure this fucking shit doesn't happen. People get stabbed all the goddamn time in prison and it is fucking disgraceful.
    The warden was just doing his job. He keeps prisoners from killing eachother, and thats what he did. You cant have a double standard, and look the other way for "bad crimes"

  38. Post #38
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    February 2009
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    I know. Why do you think this annoys me?

    Prison guards have a duty to protect innmates just as much as contain them. But they almost universally overlook the former for the latter. Disgraceful.
    I have to agree, the prison system in the U.S. is bullshit and full of corruption, the people managing them do not care about the rights or safety of the inmates, just the massive amounts of money that the U.S. government coughs up for them.
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  39. Post #39
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    also why are you guys picking on sanius? he had a very traumatic childhood
    cause he's acting like a retard
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    The warden was just doing his job. He keeps prisoners from killing eachother, and thats what he did. You cant have a double standard, and look the other way for "bad crimes"
    I think you misinterpreted him as advocating this.

    cause he's acting like a retard
    Sanius acting like an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about in the news section? Slow down! Unheard of!
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