1. Post #1
    TheGronk's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,045 Posts


    Worried about some strange feeling that comes and goes? Curious why your pinky is going purple? Or what about your stomach growling at you a lot? Post things you find abnormal for your body. It saves you from making a thread and everyone else from posting, "Go see doctor!" or "Go google it!"

    Here are some things you should take for consideration:
    -Super powers
    -Removable cancer by sneezing, burping, farting, pooping, peeing and vomiting.
    -Another super power
    -*ADDON* Amputations

    Rules:
    1) This thread is like a medical megathread. Don't post "go google/see doctor." (Like said above)
    2) If you are answering someone's question about their "abnormal" issues, quote them please.
    3) You cannot really derail the thread unless two people start some kind of medical discussion.

    Known Facepunch medical "experts"    LOL, yeah..."EXPERTS".   

    xgman236x

    P.S: This thread is an inspiration of JakeAM's thread: http://www.facepunch.com/threads/111...-when-Relaxing
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  2. Post #2
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    Beezleboss's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,628 Posts
    -snip
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  3. Post #3
    Dr_Funk's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,445 Posts
    Regardless of the merits of this thread, I'd advise everyone in here to see a professional if they're really concerned before they let another FP user diagnose them with X/Y/Z/cancer/death.
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  4. Post #4
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    Judas's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,929 Posts
    you have cancer

    /thread
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  5. Post #5
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    June 2009
    2,104 Posts
    I predict all the guys with self-diagnosed mental illnesses to turn up in a few minutes to start giving advice to everyone. As a general rule of thumb if you think there's something wrong just go to your local GP, it's not that hard.
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  6. Post #6
    Resplendent Reenactor
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    June 2010
    18,613 Posts
    you have cancer

    /thread
    Godammit
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  7. Post #7
    Dennab
    June 2011
    173 Posts
    I am Superman I don't need medical help
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  8. Post #8
    Resplendent Reenactor
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    June 2010
    18,613 Posts
    I am Superman I don't need medical help
    Until you get shot with kryptonite bullets.
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  9. Post #9
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    Rocko's's Avatar
    February 2011
    11,585 Posts
    My dick wont go erect, do I have to amputate it?
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  10. Post #10
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    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    guys help when i see a hot girl my penis goes up
    this is srs
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  11. Post #11
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    February 2011
    11,585 Posts
    guys help when i see a hot girl my penis goes up
    this is srs
    Your penis broke, we have to amputate it.
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  12. Post #12
    Mon
    Mon's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,102 Posts
    guys help when i see a hot girl my penis goes up
    this is srs
    you are experiencing a fast growing tumor and you need to amputate immediately
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  13. Post #13
    goatse
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    January 2006
    33,045 Posts
    One of my testicle is larger than the other two.

    Edited:

    help
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  14. Post #14
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    February 2011
    11,585 Posts
    One of my testicle is larger than the other two.

    Edited:

    help
    You have cancer in your testicles, we have to amputate immediately.
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  15. Post #15
    I am a pasty white nerd who gets offended for black people because I have nothing better to do
    TheHydra's Avatar
    July 2006
    5,947 Posts
    One of my testicle is larger than the other two.

    Edited:

    help
    get out the hatchet

    the smallest is the runt of the litter
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  16. Post #16
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    November 2006
    1,351 Posts
    I have burger nips, wat do.
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  17. Post #17
    I am a pasty white nerd who gets offended for black people because I have nothing better to do
    TheHydra's Avatar
    July 2006
    5,947 Posts
    I have burger nips, wat do.
    eat them
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  18. Post #18
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    November 2006
    1,351 Posts
    eat them
    But I need them.
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  19. Post #19
    dubstep
    SCopE5000's Avatar
    August 2005
    4,197 Posts
    I sweat whenever I eat, even ice cream.
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  20. Post #20
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    May 2008
    2,748 Posts
    I sweat

    Edited:

    Fucking all the time wtf
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    Disregard Flagdog I'm British
    Coffee's Avatar
    August 2010
    9,449 Posts
    I sweat

    Edited:

    Fucking all the time wtf
    Are you a teenager? If so, that's probably your answer.
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  22. Post #22
    a dumb bear's Avatar
    June 2011
    3,333 Posts
    where is my cure for super-aids?
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  23. Post #23
    Dennab
    June 2011
    173 Posts
    I get boner when I see men, any cure?
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  24. Post #24
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    lockdown6's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,734 Posts
    I get boner when I see men, any cure?
    death

    Edited:

    where is my cure for super-aids?
    try committing suicide

    Edited:

    trust me I'm a doctor
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  25. Post #25
    Dennab
    October 2007
    2,399 Posts
    I have burger nips, wat do.
    Put them in a bun.

    Edited:

    I get boner when I see men, any cure?
    Stick it in them.
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  26. Post #26
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    October 2009
    2,594 Posts
    i have costochondritis, hurts like a bitch sometimes. it also worries me sometimes as it mimics the pain effects of a heart attack.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costochondritis

    ie. one minute i'll happily be sitting on my pc, next i'll be in agony thinking i'm having a heart attack. i've had to go to the emergency docs twice about it now
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  27. Post #27
    gerbile5's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,992 Posts
    sumetimes wen i watch porn nd am fapin dis whit stuph coms out miy dik
    wat is it??
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  28. Post #28
    Theater's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,099 Posts
    I am extremely hungover. What do.
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  29. Post #29
    Pie108's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,725 Posts
    I predict all the guys with self-diagnosed mental illnesses to turn up in a few minutes to start giving advice to everyone. As a general rule of thumb if you think there's something wrong just go to your local GP, it's not that hard.
    My friend self-diagnosed himself with appendicitis and they removed his Appendix the next day.
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  30. Post #30
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    February 2008
    2,117 Posts
    Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run.

    Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?
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  31. Post #31
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    May 2008
    6,562 Posts
    Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run.

    Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?
    don't eat hot food
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  32. Post #32
    Osku1234's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,253 Posts
    Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run.Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?
    It's an ingrown toenail
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  33. Post #33
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    May 2010
    3,679 Posts
    Yesterday I was listening to some music and my right leg muscle started twitching at the sound of the beat in the song, what are these new found powers?
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  34. Post #34
    Variant's Avatar
    May 2010
    785 Posts
    Yesterday I was listening to some music and my right leg muscle started twitching at the sound of the beat in the song, what are these new found powers?
    you have the "funk"

    dance til you pass out
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  35. Post #35
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    November 2006
    1,351 Posts
    No but seriously my burger nips are massive.
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  36. Post #36
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    July 2005
    5,153 Posts
    My hearing is impaired.

    What is the best augmentation for both quality and price?
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  37. Post #37
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    June 2009
    2,104 Posts
    My hearing is impaired.

    What is the best augmentation for both quality and price?
    Well obviously you're going to want the cochlear implant, but that drains aug energy to hell and back, so I'd suggest getting the power re-circulator too.
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  38. Post #38
    Hi
    Chekko's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,241 Posts
    How do I cure mantits

    Serious question btw
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  39. Post #39
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    April 2011
    320 Posts
    How do I cure mantits

    Serious question btw
    Purchase a bra.
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  40. Post #40
    TheGronk's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,045 Posts
    trust me I'm a doctor
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