1. Post #1
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    Hairybastard's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    :D




    Incase you cant tell:
    Wand.
    Cola.
    Key.
    Cigarettes.
    Horn.
    Pills.
    You know what to do.
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  2. Post #2
    Mr.Shpigun's Avatar
    November 2009
    722 Posts
    Key, pills and vuvuzella.
    inb4 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  3. Post #3
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    raptorfromsweden's Avatar
    January 2009
    2,132 Posts
    Take the Key, the Wand, and Coke

  4. Post #4
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,701 Posts
    The wand, the horn, and the key.

  5. Post #5
    IceBlizzerd's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,150 Posts
    Take the Key, the Wand, and Coke
    I secound this but combined the Wand and Horn to make some sort of Devastating weapon

  6. Post #6
    Mr.Shpigun's Avatar
    November 2009
    722 Posts
    I secound this but combined the Wand and Horn to make some sort of Devastating weapon
    A Vuvuwand

  7. Post #7
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    Hairybastard's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    The wand, the horn, and the key.
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  8. Post #8
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    CrzyMLC's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,358 Posts
    Eat the bacon.

    Edited:

    No wait, fix your left shoulder first.



    Then eat the bacon.
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  9. Post #9
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    Dtmech's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,397 Posts
    Bitch, you stole my pink faggot idea!

    NOW MAKE HIM BUTT FUCK HIMSELF WITH THE VUVUZELA WHILE THE PIG BLOWS IT.

  10. Post #10
    Mr.Shpigun's Avatar
    November 2009
    722 Posts
    Open your piggy with key
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  11. Post #11
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    Hairybastard's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    Eat the bacon.

    Edited:

    No wait, fix your left shoulder first.



    Then eat the bacon.




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  12. Post #12
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    Ram your pig up her ass.
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  13. Post #13
    Freelancer Jak's Avatar
    January 2010
    335 Posts
    set self on fire.
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  14. Post #14
    Mr.Shpigun's Avatar
    November 2009
    722 Posts
    Punch in da face

  15. Post #15
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    CrzyMLC's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,358 Posts
    I'm sorry. :(


    To make it up, go walk towards to Serah and ask to join your Pink adventure!

    or not.

  16. Post #16
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    halflambada's Avatar
    January 2008
    9,279 Posts
    show your male dominance by asking her to have casual sex with you
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  17. Post #17
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    July 2011
    535 Posts
    Ram your pig up her ass.
    Haha oh god the mental image, THIS.
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  18. Post #18
    halo_224's Avatar
    December 2009
    379 Posts
    Use the "Wand" as a makeshift Ramming pole/dildo device!

    And it has to be some real graphic shit, none of that fade-to-black bullshit!

    Then have sex with your pig!

    I mean- what.

  19. Post #19
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    Hairybastard's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    show your male dominance by asking her to have casual sex with you






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  20. Post #20
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    July 2011
    535 Posts
    What about pig, I'm sure he wants to mess with that girl too!
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  21. Post #21
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    DP Films's Avatar
    May 2011
    512 Posts
    Do some breakdance and then go to war agaisnt lizard people.
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,701 Posts
    Use the wand so you can go another round, maybe if you do good enough she might follow you on your journey.

    Uber nerd post.

  23. Post #23
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    halflambada's Avatar
    January 2008
    9,279 Posts
    yay you picked my idea! c:

  24. Post #24
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    Hairybastard's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    Use the wand so you can go another round, maybe if you do good enough she might follow you on your journey.

    Uber nerd





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  25. Post #25
    PJAMA's Avatar
    February 2011
    646 Posts
    Search the building only to find that there is no exit.

  26. Post #26
    Angry Frenchman's Avatar
    July 2011
    535 Posts
    It is common sense that women can't do anything right. Therefore let her lead the way and do the exact opposite of what she's doing.
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  27. Post #27
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    August 2008
    639 Posts
    Name the fucking woman. SHE DESERVES, A NAME.

  28. Post #28
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    Hairybastard's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    SUGGEST NAMES FOR THE WOMAN + IDEAS FOR UPCOMING EVENTS. WE ALSO NEED A NAME FOR THE PIG.

  29. Post #29
    Angry Frenchman's Avatar
    July 2011
    535 Posts
    Pig : Fatty
    Woman : either Whore or Rebbeca

  30. Post #30
    EmRA's Avatar
    July 2009
    863 Posts
    As suggested before, her name should be Name, the Fucking Woman.
    Store the woman's money in your vuvuzela. They will be safer there.
    Then follow her to the batteries.

  31. Post #31
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    November 2008
    4,250 Posts


    Keep the suggestions comin' tho, i'll continue this when I wake up.
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  32. Post #32
    Ziminvader's Avatar
    December 2006
    123 Posts
    Use the door

  33. Post #33
    I don't even think you can comprehend how not ass damaged i am.
    cheesecurls's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,350 Posts
    majesticallly break into dance and name the pig hankercheif and the woman pickle then proceed message your mustache that suddenly appeared
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  34. Post #34
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    May 2011
    512 Posts
    Go to club and get drunk, then face a rival and do some epic dance battle!
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  35. Post #35
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    Angry man's Avatar
    October 2007
    2,946 Posts
    Steal her money after you get the batteries.
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  36. Post #36
    Angus Young's Avatar
    January 2010
    138 Posts
    Unlock the door with your key to proceed out of the room. When you get out, introduce yourself and your pig, Piggy McBaconPants. Her name should be Linh, 'cause she kinda look like something from a manga :P

  37. Post #37
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    Dennab
    July 2010
    684 Posts
    Do what the title says already and make love to pig.

  38. Post #38
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,701 Posts
    Pelvic thrust your way through the glass thats behind you, once inside ask the woman her name and when she is about to say it interrupt her and mention that your pigs name is Sgt. Bacon bits.

    I can't think of a witty name for her.
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  39. Post #39
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  40. Post #40
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    Hairybastard's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    Use the door

    Intermission over! I'm back.