:D
Incase you cant tell:
Wand.
Cola.
Key.
Cigarettes.
Horn.
Pills.
You know what to do.
:D
Incase you cant tell:
Wand.
Cola.
Key.
Cigarettes.
Horn.
Pills.
You know what to do.
Key, pills and vuvuzella.
inb4 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Take the Key, the Wand, and Coke
The wand, the horn, and the key.
I secound this but combined the Wand and Horn to make some sort of Devastating weapon
A Vuvuwand
Eat the bacon.
Edited:
No wait, fix your left shoulder first.
Then eat the bacon.
Bitch, you stole my pink faggot idea!
NOW MAKE HIM BUTT FUCK HIMSELF WITH THE VUVUZELA WHILE THE PIG BLOWS IT.
Open your piggy with key
Ram your pig up her ass.
set self on fire.
Punch in da face
I'm sorry. :(
To make it up, go walk towards to Serah and ask to join your Pink adventure!
or not.
show your male dominance by asking her to have casual sex with you
Haha oh god the mental image, THIS.
Use the "Wand" as a makeshift Ramming pole/dildo device!
And it has to be some real graphic shit, none of that fade-to-black bullshit!
Then have sex with your pig!
I mean- what.
What about pig, I'm sure he wants to mess with that girl too!
Do some breakdance and then go to war agaisnt lizard people.
Use the wand so you can go another round, maybe if you do good enough she might follow you on your journey.
Uber nerd post.
yay you picked my idea! c:
Search the building only to find that there is no exit.
It is common sense that women can't do anything right. Therefore let her lead the way and do the exact opposite of what she's doing.
Name the fucking woman. SHE DESERVES, A NAME.
SUGGEST NAMES FOR THE WOMAN + IDEAS FOR UPCOMING EVENTS. WE ALSO NEED A NAME FOR THE PIG.
Pig : Fatty
Woman : either Whore or Rebbeca
As suggested before, her name should be Name, the Fucking Woman.
Store the woman's money in your vuvuzela. They will be safer there.
Then follow her to the batteries.
Keep the suggestions comin' tho, i'll continue this when I wake up.
Use the door
majesticallly break into dance and name the pig hankercheif and the woman pickle then proceed message your mustache that suddenly appeared
Go to club and get drunk, then face a rival and do some epic dance battle!
Steal her money after you get the batteries.
Unlock the door with your key to proceed out of the room. When you get out, introduce yourself and your pig, Piggy McBaconPants. Her name should be Linh, 'cause she kinda look like something from a manga :P
Do what the title says already and make love to pig.
Pelvic thrust your way through the glass thats behind you, once inside ask the woman her name and when she is about to say it interrupt her and mention that your pigs name is Sgt. Bacon bits.
I can't think of a witty name for her.
Intermission over! I'm back.
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