1. Post #1
    Osku1234's Avatar
    October 2010
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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._sex_shop.html

    Cops and firefighters are searching for clues about what caused a man to burst into flames while watching porn in a private booth at a San Francisco sex shop.

    Crew members from a private ambulance parked near the sex shop in the city's South of Market neighborhood spotted the porn junkie running down the street while on fire just after 6 p.m. Wednesday, a fire department spokesman told the Daily News.

    Police Lt. Kevin McNaughton told CBS San Francisco that the man had run out of the shop "engulfed in flames" and police officers and firefighters near the scene arrived quickly and helped put the man out.

    The man, who wasn't identified, was taken to a hospital, where he was being treated for life-threatening burns over 90% of his body, the fire spokesman said.

    An employee told police the man was watching a movie in the back of the store when he ran out screaming and on fire, KTVU television reported.

    Investigators said they didn't know how the man caught fire and were searching the booth for flammable materials or other accelerants.
    That was some hot porn
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  2. Post #2
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    Gotta love random combustion.
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    September 2010
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    Kinky

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    I guess it was just a little too hot for him. :downsrim:
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    I got my title for $1
    HendoV2's Avatar
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    thats hot
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    They say the only thing left was a little green smudge on the seat.
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    it was gay porn, he was a flaming homosexual
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    January 2010
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    did he climax
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    January 2006
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    Gotta love San Fran.

  10. Post #10
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    November 2009
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    Gotta love random combustion.
    But it sucks when you suddenly burst into flames
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    May 2006
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    I hope that whatever caused that fire had a perfectly logical scientific explanation. Because the whole spontaneous human combustion thing is creepy.
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    I got my title for $1
    HendoV2's Avatar
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    But it sucks when you suddenly burst into flames
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    archangel125's Avatar
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    That said, I have a theory. He probably used something flammable as lube, and there was a spark. On the bright side, he won't be reproducing.
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    must've been some hot porn
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    It was the wrath of god for his sins
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    Crew members from a private ambulance parked near the sex shop in the city's South of Market neighborhood spotted the porn junkie running down the street while on fire just after 6 p.m. Wednesday, a fire department spokesman told the Daily News.
    Ever heard of stop, drop, and roll, idiot?
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    Hate when that happens
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    That said, I have a theory. He probably used something flammable as lube, and there was a spark. On the bright side, he won't be reproducing.
    On the downside, a man's dick was burned.

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    Dennab
    February 2009
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    That said, I have a theory. He probably used something flammable as lube, and there was a spark. On the bright side, he won't be reproducing.
    Doesn't that qualify him for the darwin award?
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  20. Post #20
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
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    Ever heard of stop, drop, and roll, idiot?
    I don't know, if I was burning alive I don't think my first thought would be to go back to elementary school safety precautions. I'd probably be looking for a hose or something
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  21. Post #21
    CUNT DESTROYER
    Hunterdnrc's Avatar
    August 2008
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    ":flashfap:" can apparently lead to combustion.

  22. Post #22
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    He was fapping too fast
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  23. Post #23
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    But it sucks when you suddenly burst into flames
    What are you talking about, it's awesome! Everybody's doing it, it's become the hottest trend since IPods!

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  25. Post #25
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    :foxnews: Christ smites unholy porn viewer. Is porn funding terrorists? more at 11 :foxnews:
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    Well, I guess I'm going to think twice next time I have a burning desire to watch porn.

    Edited:

    Because the whole spontaneous human combustion thing is creepy.
    wiki posted:
    The "wick effect" hypothesis suggests that a small external flame source, such as a burning cigarette, chars the clothing of the victim at a location, splitting the skin and releasing subcutaneous fat, which is in turn absorbed into the burned clothing, acting as a wick. This combustion can continue for as long as the fuel is available. This hypothesis has been successfully tested with animal tissue (pig) and is consistent with evidence recovered from cases of human combustion.
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  27. Post #27
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    Haha, well, I think he's experienced enough from a sex shop for a lifetime

  28. Post #28
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
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    That's why you shouldn't masturbate. The friction causes you to catch fire and then you turn blind.
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    ":flashfap:" can apparently lead to combustion.
    Fapping has led to me cutting my dick before so I believe this
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    Talk about explosive orgasm.

  31. Post #31
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    Ever heard of stop, drop, and roll, idiot?
    Ever heard of panic, idiot?
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  32. Post #32
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    Wood catches fire pretty easily, he should've known before fapping so furiously
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  33. Post #33
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    It's like sex on fire.

  34. Post #34
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    wow I was so close I wish I would have seen it!
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  35. Post #35
    "For I have dined on honey dew..."
    Mark364's Avatar
    May 2010
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    wow I was so close I wish I would have seen it!
    he probaly had his knob hanging out at the same time, do you want to see that melt as well?
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  36. Post #36
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    wow I was so close I wish I would have seen it!
    That's what she said.

  37. Post #37
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    burns over 90% of his body

    I ever tell you about my buddy Keith bursting into flames in one of those shops with the naked women videos?
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  38. Post #38
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    It's like sex on fire.
    God damn it I was gonna say that.

  39. Post #39
    I remember when titles used to mean something, now you can get one for a dollar, this all used to be fields, get off my lawn damn kids etc.
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    I guess that was pretty hot.

    Edited:

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