1. Post #1
    wolfius's Avatar
    January 2010
    303 Posts
    with the rather small success of my beta interactive so far, I decided to go for something I can do rather well, Halo.
    there's quite a lot of people who do not like halo on this forum, I am in between these marks, but I find halo has a dark humour to it, an irony that you cannot get rid of. I want to commemorate the first halo interactive to this forum.
    here goes. credit to ragamuffinIIII
    you are a Spartan, kidnapped at the age of six. you cannot remember your name, or even your gender.you have been in cryo-sleep for ages, unable to move, then you slowly open your eyes.


  2. Post #2
    Vicis's Avatar
    October 2007
    141 Posts
    Retrieve arms from drawer
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  3. Post #3
    wolfius's Avatar
    January 2010
    303 Posts
    ++cryo chamber B14 is open, Spartan - K498 report to bridge, your helmet and small arms fire equipment is on the crate in outside chamber++ you run out of the chamber, hoping to get away from that sleep. as you run past, you see your helmet and your faithful magnum. you take your helmet and gun, stopping only stopping to put them on


    your instructions are simple. the captain knows your name, so far

    -you awake and discover your Spartan tag again : K498
    -you are told to report to the bridge.
    -you are female, this is thanks to a pm
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  4. Post #4
    wolfius's Avatar
    January 2010
    303 Posts
    you report to the captain, he looks at you and says"Kate, while you were asleep we captured a grunt and employed him as a spy, so far, he has been a good asset, now he wants to meet you at a location, i can't go, it may be a trap, you will represent me, here is your target: yapat, show yourself" the hologram flickers to life and a grunt minor appears ++what!? oh it's you. the elite ascetic major skar'talamee is beginning to move forward, he's got all sorts of us here, my major is coming with a heavy must go++ "that is your mission, meet him at a place known as the iron spire, there is a pelican waiting in docking bay 19, another spartan is already waiting, Caleb - 0 58, call him by his call sign: cthulu" you board the pelican

  5. Post #5
    Gold Member

    October 2007
    2,318 Posts
    Sit in the crate and wait.

  6. Post #6
    thebigface's Avatar
    March 2011
    823 Posts
    Do what the captain desires.

  7. Post #7
    Mudkip's Avatar
    February 2011
    55 Posts
    Finger yourself.
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  8. Post #8
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,785 Posts
    Punch yourself, with great force, in the vagina
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  9. Post #9
    ZombiesWillKill's Avatar
    November 2010
    101 Posts
    Become a boy so this doesn't become a rape thread.
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  10. Post #10
    Dosen't need a bigger avatar
    vladnag's Avatar
    April 2010
    3,199 Posts
    could you upload the sprites please? or give a download link?

  11. Post #11
    Nyanch's Avatar
    May 2009
    26 Posts
    Retrieve arms from drawer
    John, we get it, you do not like cake

    (User was banned for this post ("Stupid bump" - Swebonny))
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  12. Post #12
    rovar's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,695 Posts
    You bumped a 2 month old thread:

    Why?
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  13. Post #13

    February 2012
    7 Posts
    okay. 1, i wish to know what php means. 2: you go see the captain and ask for doritos.
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  14. Post #14
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    okay. 1, i wish to know what php means. 2: you go see the captain and ask for doritos.
    Thanks for bumping this ancient thread.
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