1. Post #4681
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    16,843 Posts
    Why would the printer know it's on fire?
    I think we need a better explanation for that error message.
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  2. Post #4682
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    Squad's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,365 Posts
    Why would the printer know it's on fire?
    I think we need a better explanation for that error message.
    How do you know you are on fire?
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  3. Post #4683
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    Derpmeifter's Avatar
    September 2010
    5,493 Posts
    but i am not a printer
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  4. Post #4684
    BreenIsALie's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,714 Posts
    but i am not a printer
    How can you tell ?
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  5. Post #4685
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    Derpmeifter's Avatar
    September 2010
    5,493 Posts
    oh fuck oh god we're all printers oh shit
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  6. Post #4686
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    Baldr 2.0's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,017 Posts
    PAPER JAM!
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  7. Post #4687
    BreenIsALie's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,714 Posts
    Maybe we are all born like printers. Maybe what we call printers is human. We die because we do not get more ink. oh shit i'm having a nervous breakdown here. I think i'm out of paper
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  8. Post #4688

    April 2010
    2,423 Posts
    CIPWTTKT: "There are unused Content on your Desktop"
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  9. Post #4689
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    Derpmeifter's Avatar
    September 2010
    5,493 Posts
    we can't even make another thread, we're all printers. what's the use of thinking up titles? :gonk:
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  10. Post #4690
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    agentgamma's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,173 Posts
    And all this time I thought I was a toaster :saddowns:
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  11. Post #4691
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    nath2009uk's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,695 Posts
    God fuck Windows give me access to my own computer.
    Can never modify the Windows folder without first changing ownership but that tends to take ages for me. Unless I'm missing something which wouldn't be surprising as I'm extremely stupid
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  12. Post #4692
    Dennab
    November 2010
    4,519 Posts
    God fuck Windows give me access to my own computer.
    Can never modify the Windows folder without first changing ownership but that tends to take ages for me. Unless I'm missing something which wouldn't be surprising as I'm extremely stupid
    I have a take ownership registry file added, so if I want something I can just right click and I have a take ownership option on my context menu.
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  13. Post #4693
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    16,843 Posts
    Fuck tha police, I set the wireless transmit power on my router twice the legal limit.
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  14. Post #4694
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    kaine123's Avatar
    February 2010
    9,436 Posts
    Okay, so my Uncle just lugged his 60 pound desktop to Best Buy when he wanted to buy a monitor because he wanted to make sure that "The plug fits."
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  15. Post #4695
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    VistaPOWA's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,370 Posts
    Guys, I'm a potato.

    Am I late to the party?
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  16. Post #4696
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    LemONPLaNE's Avatar
    January 2008
    3,612 Posts
    I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
    It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!
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  17. Post #4697
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    Baldr 2.0's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,017 Posts
    Dear god.
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  18. Post #4698
    BreenIsALie's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,714 Posts
    I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
    It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!
    I have to get my laptop working, This have to be done on the bus
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  19. Post #4699
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    Derpmeifter's Avatar
    September 2010
    5,493 Posts
    I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
    It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!
    zoom & enhance does not work, am I doing something wrong?
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  20. Post #4700
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    codenamecueball's Avatar
    May 2009
    8,716 Posts
    is like having a stroke like when all the paper gets jammed up at the back and nothing comes out then you beep
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  21. Post #4701
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    florian's Avatar
    January 2005
    292 Posts
    My contribution:

    CIPWTTKT&GD v0x0B: PC LOAD LETTER
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  22. Post #4702
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    LemONPLaNE's Avatar
    January 2008
    3,612 Posts
    zoom & enhance does not work, am I doing something wrong?
    Speaking of which: r/gaming: I've written for TV shows like CSI and Numbers.

    Edited:

    My contribution:

    CIPWTTKT&GD v0x0B: PC LOAD LETTER
    ...The fuck does that mean?
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  23. Post #4703
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    16,843 Posts
    I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
    It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!
    Aww, there isn't that much code on it, I was hoping it would like loop around or switch to something else.
    I made a macro to repeat W every 1ms and it goes through the whole damn thing pretty fast.

    Someone needs to do this, but make it print out the entire source code for Linux.
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  24. Post #4704
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    Sir Whoopsalot's Avatar
    August 2010
    22,591 Posts
    I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
    It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!
    Oh, HELL yeah!
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  25. Post #4705
    ...The fuck does that mean?
    Printer Cartridge - Load letter-sized (8.5"x11") paper.

    AKA "Out of paper".
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  26. Post #4706
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    compwhizii's Avatar
    February 2007
    8,442 Posts
    I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
    It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!
    Source: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/text.txt
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  27. Post #4707
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    PyroCF's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,198 Posts
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  28. Post #4708
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  29. Post #4709
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    LemONPLaNE's Avatar
    January 2008
    3,612 Posts
    Printer Cartridge - Load letter-sized (8.5"x11") paper.

    AKA "Out of paper".
    So I'm guessing you've never seen Office Space.
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  30. Post #4710
    Warship's Avatar
    June 2010
    9,080 Posts
    "I don't have any color ink left, therefore I can't even print black and white"


    Flawless logic
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  31. Post #4711
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    compwhizii's Avatar
    February 2007
    8,442 Posts
    Grrr dad is messing with the parental controls on the router, I must of done something wrong
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  32. Post #4712
    So I'm guessing you've never seen Office Space.
    Nope.
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  33. Post #4713
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    16,843 Posts
    Grrr dad is messing with the parental controls on the router, I must of done something wrong
    Lock him out of it and jam jelly into the reset button.
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  34. Post #4714
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    jimhowl33t's Avatar
    January 2008
    5,590 Posts
    Ha. I don't need to beg for Portal 2 now. I sold my TF2 items for it
    Wait, you can sell in-game items for money?

    Shit, I could be rich
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  35. Post #4715
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    Murkrow's Avatar
    April 2005
    4,853 Posts
    Addendum: Running on 2 GB after long time being on 4 is absolutely miserable

    I can't even quickly switch between minecraft and firefox running a million tabs :(
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  36. Post #4716
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    Baldr 2.0's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,017 Posts
    Grrr dad is messing with the parental controls on the router, I must of done something wrong
    You bothered to explain how a router works, and why isn't it passworded .
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  37. Post #4717
    Warship's Avatar
    June 2010
    9,080 Posts
    Addendum: Running on 2 GB after long time being on 4 is absolutely miserable

    I can't even quickly switch between minecraft and firefox running a million tabs :(

    Such is life with 2GB of RAM
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  38. Post #4718
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    rsa1988's Avatar
    September 2006
    914 Posts
    So sad the 2 GB ram days are.
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  39. Post #4719
    Warship's Avatar
    June 2010
    9,080 Posts
    My main comp has 2GB :saddowns:
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  40. Post #4720
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    benjgvps's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,558 Posts
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