1. Post #1
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    LinuX's Avatar
    February 2010
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    [h2]DON'T FUCKING POST YOUR SPEEDTEST SHIT HERE[/h2]

    Before you ask questions here LOOK AT THIS THREAD HERE!


    :siren: RULES by daijitsu :siren:
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    [release]I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.


    Posts everyone is sick of:

    Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
    "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
    "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"

    stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:
    "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
    "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
    Daijitsu posted:
    shadowsniper873 posted:
    Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)
    Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)
    And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.

    Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.

    Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.


    but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?
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    [release]
    Blind hatred or fanboyism:
    People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
    People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
    "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
    "PC sucks cuz Mac is better."[/release]


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    Previous topics
    Failed V10 thread
    Computer Illiterate People who think that they know things V9: Windows is a Strawberry
    Computer Illiterate People who think that they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station
    Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock
    Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM
    Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH
    Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4]
    Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
    Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2
    Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/release]



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    Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.

    It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"

    He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*
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  2. Post #2
    Op seems really bare.

    Come at me gman, Come at me.
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  3. Post #3
    Johnbooth's Avatar
    March 2010
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    I thought you were gonna make the new thread, daedulas?
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  4. Post #4
    I think he made it in a rush to make sure he was the OP....
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    I thought you were gonna make the new thread, daedulas?
    I am just a guy who pops in.

    LinuX is more well known. Maybe next time.
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  6. Post #6
    First post sucks. Title sucks. Thread sucks.
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    but there's an overload of dick and it ruins the experience
    Atokniro's Avatar
    November 2010
    3,847 Posts
    OH NO! The thread is nearly over!
    SHIT!


    I want to be the next OP, but I have nothing ready
    I'll just copy paste a section of the old one, they will never know :smug:
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    LinuX's Avatar
    February 2010
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    OH NO! The thread is nearly over!
    SHIT!


    I want to be the next OP, but I have nothing ready
    I'll just copy paste a section of the old one, they will never know :smug:
    That's not what I thought.
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  9. Post #9
    First post sucks. Title sucks. Thread sucks.
    Thread title isn't that important, Op needs work and who cares about first post.
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    November 2008
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    A++ Thread title.
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  11. Post #11
    Besides, didn't we agree on "CIPWTTKT v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected"?
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    January 2008
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    Besides, didn't we agree on "CIPWTTKT v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected"?
    We even had a banner!
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  13. Post #13
    Thread title isn't that important, Op needs work and who cares about first post.
    I was talking about LinuX's post, not yours. OP == first post, AFAIC.
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    I was talking about LinuX's post, not yours. OP == first post, AFAIC.
    Oh man sorry. I'm used to the term OP. I'm really sorry.
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    September 2006
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    Funny how about we just kill this thread type and just wait around for a few years time. Then hell i think we may just have the password for that content.rar file.
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  16. Post #16
    LinuX didn't go with the agreed title?

    what a dick, you guys even had a banner.
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  17. Post #17
    ze beaver's Avatar
    November 2010
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    Arguing for 2 pages about the OP and the thread title.

    Some things just never change.
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    Oh man sorry. I'm used to the term OP. I'm really sorry.
    I was using "first post" to avoid confusion between "original post" and "original poster", since I didn't want to directly insult LinuX. Hence my use of a slightly more ambiguous term "first post".
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  19. Post #19
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    Ins4ne's Avatar
    November 2008
    910 Posts
    I'm pretty sure we can put this behind us. We were all waiting for a new thread to post content and I think the people who were edging their content should ejaculate all over this thread now.
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  20. Post #20
    Arguing for 2 pages about the OP and the thread title.

    Never change FP.
    CIPWTTKT v0x0B: 150 pages of arguing about the thread title
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  21. Post #21
    I was using "first post" to avoid confusion between "original post" and "original poster", since I didn't want to directly insult LinuX. Hence my use of a slightly more ambiguous term "first post".
    Sorry Again. Well LinuX can just edit it and make it better later.
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  22. Post #22
    but there's an overload of dick and it ruins the experience
    Atokniro's Avatar
    November 2010
    3,847 Posts
    That's not what I thought.
    suuuuuure

    Edited:

    I was using "first post" to avoid confusion between "original post" and "original poster", since I didn't want to directly insult LinuX. Hence my use of a slightly more ambiguous term "first post".
    Op would have done the job. Anyone who knows what OP means should be able to differentiate between post and poster based on how it is used.
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  23. Post #23
    The only Content I have has been used 1 thousand times

    Some kid said that I should get alienware, lucky for me I managed to convince him that it isn't good.

    Also everyone was amazed when i said I was going to build me a new Computer.
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    January 2008
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    CIPWTTKT v0x0B: 150 pages of arguing about the thread title
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    March 2009
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    No, we'll argue well into the next thread, apparently.
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  26. Post #26
    What ever happened to mandrith?

    Last I heard of him is when he's dad got pissed because there was no flash on the ipad.
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  27. Post #27
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    January 2007
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    Wow I never really knew anything about Linux (the user) but based on what all has gone in here in less than a page, he seems like kind of a dick.

    Got very bare content to add: Gave my girlfriend my old computer, hooked it all up, forgot a power cable. I gave it to her, asked her if she tried it, she said she had but it didn't work. I asked her if she tried turning it on, she said no.

    Sorry my content is shit. :saddowns:
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    Wow I never really knew anything about Linux (the user) but based on what all has gone in here in less than a page, he seems like kind of a dick.

    Got very bare content to add: Gave my girlfriend my old computer, hooked it all up, forgot a power cable. I gave it to her, asked her if she tried it, she said she had but it didn't work. I asked her if she tried turning it on, she said no.

    Sorry my content is shit. :saddowns:
    LinuX is okay he made 2 or 3 really stupid mistakes but over all he is okay.

    The content is okay but does your girlfriend have common sense? no offense.
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  29. Post #29
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    She's actually really smart. She just had a blonde moment I guess.
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    dArKnEsS_2's Avatar
    January 2010
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    Why'd you have to bring girlfriends into H&S? Makes me feel sad. :saddowns:
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    She's actually really smart. She just had a blonde moment I guess.
    we all have a moment where we just black out.

    I remember tearing down my house looking for my keys when there were in my pocket.
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    Bllasae's Avatar
    April 2010
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    Why'd you have to bring girlfriends into H&S? Makes me feel sad. :saddowns:
    It makes everyone sad, my friend.
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    January 2007
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    Why'd you have to bring girlfriends into H&S? Makes me feel sad. :saddowns:
    If anything it should give you hope. I'm a completely antisocial glow-in-the-dark-pale guy who's skinny and not in shape, yet I managed to get a girlfriend? THERE'S HOPE FOR ANYONE.
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  34. Post #34
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    LinuX's Avatar
    February 2010
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    Let's get some content rolling


    Edited:

    What ever happened to mandrith?

    Last I heard of him is when he's dad got pissed because there was no flash on the ipad.
    He was making it all up, apparently.
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    He was making it all up, apparently.
    how did you guys find that out?
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  36. Post #36
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    LinuX's Avatar
    February 2010
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    how did you guys find that out?
    Well, it sounded fake to some people... I don't remember, it was like 2 threads ago.
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  37. Post #37
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    January 2007
    5,383 Posts
    I don't get the joke which one is supposed to be laughing?
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  38. Post #38
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    LinuX's Avatar
    February 2010
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    -snip i'll fix it-
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    dArKnEsS_2's Avatar
    January 2010
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    I thought it was the other guy...
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  40. Post #40
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    September 2010
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    oh look a new thread

    I'll be back in 100 pages when there's content
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