[FlakAttack]

Protection posted:

I'm looking for the gaychat without the accents, shoes, and crossdressing.

Edited:

This seems like it.

This is not gaychat, this is manchat. You're doing it wrong.

Also, I just became aware that I was wearing pants in the comfort of my own home. What the fuck.

[Arcturus]

Baldr posted:

I whip my mustache back and forth.

I whip my dick back and forth.

[Sitkero]

omagh posted:

So how are you guys doing ?
(damn not so much tallking in here compared with the lady chat...)

The fuck did you expect from a thread fulla men?

[jomt1234]

omagh posted:

So how are you guys doing ?
(damn not so much tallking in here compared with the lady chat...)

We're being occupied by just being ordinary manly men.

[Spetzaz]

So do any of you guys like cooking, dancing, photography & design or gardening?

Edited:

Oh god I'm a woman.

[jomt1234]

I enjoy cooking and photography, still a man.

[omagh]

Lol we can talk about all stuff, dunno, like, do you have a car ? (I don't have one because I don't need one for now)

[jomt1234]

I don't, because I'm just 16 :frown: But I'll get one!

[Joosh]

I'm so manly that this is my first post, in the manly thread!
... I had 4 hours of sleep as well...

[Cosmicmeet]

Have you ever been so manly you took a trip to the earth's core?
I have. Twice.

[Pretiacruento]

Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job.

Edited:

Cosmicmeet posted:

Have you ever been so manly you took a trip to the earth's core?
I have. Twice.

Pfffft... while your dad was learning how to turn on his Atari, I was already wrestling alligators for a living

[Spetzaz]

Pretiacruento posted:

Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job.

One of Clint's best.

[Chonch]

I can flex my peck muscles despite the fact I'm not really muscular at all. It's fun to watch them dance sometimes.

[Shoupie]

Sie-Sveinhund posted:

I can flex my peck muscles despite the fact I'm not really muscular at all. It's fun to watch them dance sometimes.

I had to try that after reading your post.

[Mop]

Urrrr muscles and football!!

[Apache249]

Motorsports.

[Baldr]

Burping and farting.

Edited:

Scratching my ass now.

[proch]

You know, lately there was an accident, and people didn't know who was the guilty one.
Basically, a Man drove over a Woman.

Well, In my Opinion it was the mans fault.
Why did he drive into the kitchen?

[jani_killer]

proch posted:

You know, lately there was an accident, and people didn't know who was the guilty one.
Basically, a Man drove over a Woman.

Well, In my Opinion it was the mans fault.
Why did he drive into the kitchen?

i belive it was the womans fault for not making the man a sandwich.

[Cosmicmeet]

Pretiacruento posted:

Pfffft... while your dad was learning how to turn on his Atari, I was already wrestling alligators for a living

I am an aligator.

[Spetzaz]

Cosmicmeet posted:

I am an aligator.

Then you are no match for

ACE RIMMER

Edited:

[Satyria]

Soup guis cna i join in pls

Hey I'm a manizer in disguise. You see, even though I look small and tiny, that's my charm. I show myself to a man and they claim me a charismatic God (only after the sex, mind you). So my spontaneous question to you men of FP is: would you like to see a picture of my breasts? Don't worry, we could work our way downwards from there.

Edited:

I'm a man btw.

[Shoupie]

Satyria posted:

Soup guis cna i join in pls

Hey I'm a manizer in disguise. You see, even though I look small and tiny, that's my charm. I show myself to a man and they claim me a charismatic God (only after the sex, mind you). So my spontaneous question to you men of FP is: would you like to see a picture of my breasts? Don't worry, we could work our way downwards from there.

Edited:

I'm a man btw.

Satyria posted:

Soup guis cna i join in pls

Hey I'm a womanizer in disguise. You see, even though I look small and tiny, that's my charm. I show myself to a girl and they claim me a charismatic God (only after the sex, mind you). So my spontaneous question to you women of FP is: would you like to see a picture of my chest hair? Don't worry, we could work our way downwards from there.

Edited:

I'm a girl btw.

Okay then.

[Spetzaz]

Shoupie posted:

Okay then.

:ohdear:

[Chonch]

Shoupie posted:

I had to try that after reading your post.

I can dance them to the Safety Dance.

[Satyria]

Shoupie posted:

Okay then.

Swell! So, tampons. They're great.

[Mop]

Great for nose bleeds.

Edited:

Brb going to more active lady chat.

[Shoupie]

Satyria posted:

Swell! So, tampons. They're great.

They're incredible. Good for any ailment, really.

[Cosmicmeet]

Spetzaz posted:

Then you are no match for

ACE RIMMER

Edited:

I have been shown...

[FreakySoup]

B-hazard posted:

I have muscles on muscles

A Spongebob avatar, and you didn't finish the quote?

I HAVE MUSCLES

ON MY EYEBALLS

Spongebob is the manliest show of all

[Monty Pie-thon]

[CheeserCrice]

I just flexed my finger to use the scroll wheel and my shirt ripped from the muscle movement.

[Carlios]

CheeserCrice posted:

I just flexed my finger to use the scroll wheel and my shirt ripped from the muscle movement.

That's what I call, wat

[McNab]

Manliest song ever sung

[jomt1234]

McNab posted:

Manliest song ever sung
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvjbv7wq34[media]

It's [media]*le trolltube link*[/media]

[jani_killer]

i'm such a man i just made my own sandwich... oh god somebody help me.

[McNab]

jomt1234 posted:

it's [media]*le trolltube link*[/media]

YOU CALLIN' ME A FRENCHY FAGGOT?

/c

[omagh]

I don't get it. Why in some pictures comics there's "le" or "la", the french article ? I saw it so many times.

[evilweazel]

Needs more MANLY.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH MONSTER TRUCKS!



YEEEEAH BOOBS!



BARBEQUE YEAH


BEER!



but most importantly.........FREEDOM

[Xonax]

Why are man in this chat? When we could go to the MANLIER CHAT, AND BE MANLY.