Peanut Sauce and Seitan Chicken!
You're going to need:
Peanut Butter
Ginger (powdered or whole - it will need to be grated finely if whole)
Soy Sauce
Coconut Milk
Sesame Oil (If you don't have this, go buy it. Now.)
Honey(not vegan!)/Agave Nectar (pretty optional)
Garlic (powdered or whole - it will need to be grated finely if whole)
Lemon or Lime juice (Lime preferred)
Vital Wheat Gluten
Faux Chicken Powder (If you don't have this, go buy it. Now.)
MSG!
Ramen noodles, or rice.
NOTE: This makes way more peanut sauce than you're going to eat, save the rest and microwave it for 30 seconds at a time, stirring it in between, to reheat it.
STEP ONE!
(MAKE RICE NOW IF YOU'RE USING RICE)
Open the can of coconut milk and put it in a medium sized sauce pan. Keep the can! We're going to use it for measuring.

I use this brand. Any brand will do.
STEP TWO! Add 1/2 to 3/4 of a can of water. Swish it around so you get all the remaining coconut milk, too. Pour it in the same sauce pan.
STEP THREE! Fill the can as best as possible with peanut butter. I compensate for air bubbles here by overfilling the can quite a bit. Add to the sauce pan. TURN THE HEAT ON about medium, or medium high if you're n a hurry BUT YOU WILL NEED TO WATCH IT AND STIR IT A LOT MORE. * DO NOT LET THIS BOIL *
STEP FOUR.
It now will look similar to this.

As it heats up the peanut butter will start to dissolve in the water.
Now make the Gluten! STIR THE PEANUT SAUCE OCCASIONALLY WHILE YOU DO THE REST!!!!!!!
STEP FIVE.
Add 1/2 cup per person of Vital Wheat Gluten (this makes a lot per person! 1/2 a cup could probably feed 2)
A bit of chicken powder (I just squeeze some powder from the container into it, I'd guess bout a tablespoon).
Two or three TSP of salt, two or three teaspoons of MSG, per person. (I just made these amounts up, I eyeball this stuff D:)
A dash of Cayenne pepper, too, if you want. This makes it spicy like fried chicken.
STEP SIX.
(Start boiling water for Ramen!)
Add water to the gluten while stirring it around with your fingers. I do this with the faucet on a slow stream, and slowly incorporate the water until it looks like:

If you add too much water, just put a bit more wheat gluten to soak it up.
Now heat your oil up, you're going to fry this! (You don't have to, you could just throw it into a pan on high with a little oil in it, too, but this tastes the best, but it also can't be good for you).
Argh, some of my pictures are missing. Oh well.
After it's golden brown on both sides, take it out and put it on a plate with a paper towel on it and microwave it for roughly four minutes. The oil itself can't really cook the gluten thoroughly. After the microwaving fry it again, briefly, so it gets crispy - the microwaving ruins the crisp. When it's done it will look like this:

Yum! You'll want to cut it like that ^ and then into cubes. Also squeeze as much oil out as you can with a paper towel.
STEP SEVEN!?
Once the water's boiling, add your Raman. 1.5 packets per person is about right (this is a lot! This is if you're not eating anything else for this meal).
Strain it, then add it back to the pan and season it with some soy sauce until it's a light brown.
By now, the peanut sauce should be coming together. It shouldn't bubble at all, and you DO NOT want it to get too hot, or it might separates and look gross (it still tastes fine).
PLATE!
Raman or rice on the bottom, gluten, then put sauce all up on that.
Finished peanut sauce should look something like this:

Now add the remaining ingredients for it. Lime/Lemon, Ginger, Soy Sauce, Garlic, and the Honey/Agave Nectar. Stir it in.
If the sauce doesn't taste right, add more soy, ginger, or add brown sugar, depending on what's lacking. If it's too salty, add sweet, too sweet, add salty. If it's just bland, you probably need more salt, lemon, and ginger.
Sorry the pictures suck, my phone's horrible.
Edited:
This is hardly a recipe at all, but if you want to actually make it and need help, ask me. I can give you an actual recipe for the peanut sauce.
ALSO. The peanut sauce will look way better than it does here, the picture really took the colour out of it.