1. Post #41
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    -ZeeBo-'s Avatar
    March 2005
    1,910 Posts
    OP busted!
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  2. Post #42
    "Yeah my dog sleeps near my feet. sometimes i squeeze her with my legs and she farts."
    MightyLOLZOR's Avatar
    March 2010
    5,530 Posts
    I posted this on 4chan and facepunch..

    I just want a hug...
    You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that
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  3. Post #43
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    February 2006
    760 Posts
    I've heard of people trying to do shit like this. Apparently it just pisses them off because they're out there to make as much money as possible. Paying $10 or whatever for a hug doesn't compare to $200 for a fuck.
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  4. Post #44
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    May 2009
    2,496 Posts
    brb going to do sting operations on guys
    and make them be on TV
    hot new web series
    that or become a prostitute offering:

    hugs - 10$
    kisses - 20$
    packing your lunch for you - 15$
    compliments - 5$
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  5. Post #45
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,792 Posts
    Huggy huggy 5 dorra.

    Edited:

    Me love you long time.
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  6. Post #46
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    Binsky's Avatar
    April 2009
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    Holden Caulfield?
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  7. Post #47
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    Paravin's Avatar
    November 2007
    9,167 Posts
    Oh god what is this?

  8. Post #48
    We Drop Bows On 'Em
    Espio's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,553 Posts
    brb going to do sting operations on guys
    and make them be on TV
    hot new web series
    that or become a prostitute offering:

    hugs - 10$
    kisses - 20$
    packing your lunch for you - 15$
    compliments - 5$
    Isn't that just being a wife?
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  9. Post #49
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    September 2006
    2,136 Posts
    Too good to be true, still pretty funny

  10. Post #50
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    November 2005
    2,722 Posts
    FREE HUGS! Only costs one plane ticket.
    Muahaha, they'll never get home now!
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  11. Post #51
    We Drop Bows On 'Em
    Espio's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,553 Posts
    Also if you want hugs, just get a piece of cardboard and write FREE HUGS! on it and just walk around with it
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  12. Post #52
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    February 2005
    2,821 Posts
    You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that
    sry but what

  13. Post #53
    Terrible Mustache Aficionado
    Polyethylene's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,653 Posts
    Fuck, I just wasted $20.
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  14. Post #54
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    April 2010
    2,366 Posts
    Butters kissing company isn't real!!!
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  15. Post #55
    I tried to pay a prostitute for a hug, but she turned me down because I'm a huge faggot.
    kirederf7's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,919 Posts
    I'm digging the discription under my name!

    I do love facepunch!

    Edited:

    You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that
    You're a plank, I'm a unicock, your argument is invalid.
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  16. Post #56
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  17. Post #57
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
    16,798 Posts
    No it's illegal unless you're registered i think.
    In countries where prostitution is legal, selling your own body is legal, selling other people's is not, that's why pimpin' is illegal
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  18. Post #58
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    November 2010
    16,595 Posts
    Isn't that just being a wife?
    No way, then those prices would be much higher. vv
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  19. Post #59
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    August 2010
    5,489 Posts
    because I'm a cop you idiot
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  20. Post #60
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    September 2009
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    I've heard of people trying to do shit like this. Apparently it just pisses them off because they're out there to make as much money as possible. Paying $10 or whatever for a hug doesn't compare to $200 for a fuck.
    Well it doesn't take as much time, does it?
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  21. Post #61
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    August 2008
    1,143 Posts
    he posted it on both /b/ and facepunch

    You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that
    also

    posts =/= intelligence/coolness

    i'd also like to note the part where you have less than the op

    Edited:

    Okay guys... Undoubtedly this story is pure fiction. My cousin and I created this story for the sole purpose of entertaining the internets. We hope you striplings enjoyed it!

    Go forth and fornicate!

    Also:

    Sorry for being the party pooper.
    well fuck now i look like an idiot for defending you
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  22. Post #62
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    August 2006
    437 Posts
    Reminds me of that Beavis and Butthead episode
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  23. Post #63
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    March 2010
    3,015 Posts
    I'd have given you hugs for free, and perhaps the other services as well.
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  24. Post #64
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    Silly Sil's Avatar
    March 2006
    5,101 Posts
    I'm speechless... wow...

    What are the odds of that?

  25. Post #65
    You had me at meat tornado.
    Cl0cK's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,618 Posts
    Even if it's not a true story, it's funny.
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  26. Post #66
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    September 2009
    260 Posts
    Where is this spot? I'd like to go down there to ask for a hug just for some extra funnies.

    "My friend was here earlier he recommended it."

    "Oh, did he?"

    "So how much for a hug?."

    "Get the fuck out."

    I can only imagine.
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  27. Post #67
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  28. Post #68
    I tried to pay a prostitute for a hug, but she turned me down because I'm a huge faggot.
    kirederf7's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,919 Posts
    Okay guys... Undoubtedly this story is pure fiction. My cousin and I created this story for the sole purpose of entertaining the internets. We hope you striplings enjoyed it!

    Go forth and fornicate!

    Also:

    Sorry for being the party pooper.
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  29. Post #69
    well you fucking ruined it. :saddowns:
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    I tried to pay a prostitute for a hug, but she turned me down because I'm a huge faggot.
    kirederf7's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,919 Posts
    well you fucking ruined it. :saddowns:
    Sorry... hug?
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  32. Post #72
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    September 2009
    8,687 Posts
    Just FYI guys, it's not illegal to ask a hooker to take naked pictures of her, nor to hug.

    Just a friendly tip.
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  33. Post #73
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    January 2010
    1,043 Posts
    If you're paying you might as well get laid.
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  34. Post #74
    Sorry... hug?
    Im a cop.
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  35. Post #75
    attackyourself!'s Avatar
    January 2010
    1,043 Posts
    Sorry... hug?
    No you ruined it.

    Edited:

    Broke mah automerge.
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  36. Post #76
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    January 2009
    8,146 Posts
    Seem you just want attention online.
    I'm certain this is true, but if this happened to me (and I browsed /b/) I would probably write it out and copy/paste it in both places.
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  37. Post #77
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    solid_jake's Avatar
    November 2007
    15,950 Posts
    Well played

  38. Post #78
    st ef you's Avatar
    November 2009
    517 Posts
    We don't take kindly to fakes on the inter-

    Wait....
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  39. Post #79
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    August 2010
    22,759 Posts
    My first thought when I read the title was 'Oh great, an at least somewhat original troll thread'.
    My second thought, right after I read the OP as 'Oh god, this guy's for real, isn't he?'
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  40. Post #80
    GWMCOCD's Avatar
    December 2008
    547 Posts
    So Facepunch,

    What is the value of one hug?