Computer Illiterate People who think they know things v9: Windows is a Strawberry
:siren: RULES by daijitsu :siren:
[release]I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.
Posts everyone is sick of:
Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"
stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
"I flicked the PSU voltage switch on his computer and it blew up xD"
Blind hatred or fanboyism:
People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."
"Linux is bettur because it's free hurp derp"[/release]
Computer illiterate people who think they know things V8: Mandrith appreciation Station.
Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock
Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM
Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH
Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4]
Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2
Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/release]
Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.
It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"
He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*