1. Post #441
    At least I don't have alzheimer's.
    Derposaurus's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,297 Posts
    Thanks for retoasting Euroban.

    that story...
    *Cries*
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  2. Post #442
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    I read this before, could someone who still has this saved repost this?
    I thought this was something about fanfiction.net or something.

  3. Post #443
    Mattyyyy's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,703 Posts
    I read this before, could someone who still has this saved repost this?
    I thought this was something about fanfiction.net or something.
    look on last page

  4. Post #444
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    Satane's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,573 Posts
    where do i read this.
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  5. Post #445
    LA Face and British Booty
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    4,693 Posts
    If anyone's wondering why it was snipped, the girl found the thread and told him to remove it. She was a stupid kid and regrets what she did.
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  6. Post #446
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    May 2009
    4,900 Posts
    Looking at the messages it looks like a cheesy roleplay, lmao

    "I.. I-I don't know what. F..for this is"
    Seriously? Writing like that is just screaming out fake and gay

    I know they were written 3 years ago, but seriously.

    Edited:

    *sobs crying on your shoulder with tears in eyes* T-this is just.... I...


    I don't want to come out as an asshole which I probably already have; but this doesn't sound very believeable to me

    Edited:

    Are you sure this is not another one of your fan stories?
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  7. Post #447
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
    17,948 Posts
    Well, actually he made this whole thing sound like a tragedy. From another perspective, she could've done the same things to our lovely doomish here like he has done to her.

    That Girl can draw nice though.

  8. Post #448
    BigOwl's Avatar
    October 2010
    3,292 Posts
    Staged and bicurious
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  9. Post #449
    Bombardier.'s Avatar
    August 2009
    1,054 Posts
    Staged and bicurious
    Surreal and homosexual.
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  10. Post #450
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    February 2009
    2,048 Posts
    where do i read this.
    Page 2 or 3 has it quoted. Or at least the most important bit is.
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  11. Post #451
    BigOwl's Avatar
    October 2010
    3,292 Posts
    Surreal and homosexual.
    Abstract and flamboyant

  12. Post #452
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    April 2007
    5,665 Posts
    t-t-ttt-t-t--t-t-tttmmmym y *ashds8hdhgfhg*
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  13. Post #453
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    June 2009
    14,793 Posts
    For those wondering why I snipped it, she asked me to after I showed her the thread, and no, I will not repost it. Unfortunately, someone quoted the whole thing, so it's on the page before this one if you really care enough to read it.

    To the person that bumped this: You're a jerk. Why in god's name would you do that. (edit: this is why 2011ers should not be allowed to post on the forum)

    But, I suppose I owe you an update.

    It's been months since I posted this, and we have become mutual friends since then. She has forgiven me and I have forgiven her, and that's all there really is to say. We still talk, and we've both basically moved on with our lives with the help of this thread which I left in the past long ago. Apparently, though, FP is not as eager to forget it.

    Edited:

    She was a stupid kid and regrets what she did.
    That's basically what she said to me. I told her not to feel so bad about it, and she agreed that it's been long enough that we can both forget what happened.
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  14. Post #454
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    Billiam's Avatar
    July 2008
    7,687 Posts
    Oh wow, I put on the sad music and opened the windows to let the rain in, but the story just seemed... ridiculous.

    No offense OP.

  15. Post #455
    Redskins1234's Avatar
    January 2008
    720 Posts
    What the fuck... How are any of you FP'ers buying this? I'm sorry OP, but she was obviously playing along with your game, or had some serious mental issues.

    A 13 year old is not young enough to believe someone is blogging in their comments from the grave.
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  16. Post #456
    HerpDerper's Avatar
    January 2011
    286 Posts
    Snipped out of respect.
    Brother, how could you?
    But in all seriousness, thats sad.

  17. Post #457
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    Contag's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,828 Posts
    That's basically what she said to me. I told her not to feel so bad about it, and she agreed that it's been long enough that we can both forget what happened.
    This 100%.

  18. Post #458
    Street Clam's Avatar
    May 2010
    52 Posts
    Holy fuck, OP is a pathetic excuse for a human being. Fake or not, I want to beat the living hell out of him.

  19. Post #459
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    Contag's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,828 Posts
    Looked at scar, clearly just a cry for help.
    Or she was using a cardbox box to slit her throat.

  20. Post #460
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    Doomish's Avatar
    June 2009
    14,793 Posts
    Holy fuck, OP is a pathetic excuse for a human being. Fake or not, I want to beat the living hell out of him.
    Believe me, pal, you're not the only one. Can we just let this thread die again like it did before some asshole decided to bump it? I don't want people to start bringing up the past and accusing me of being a bad person again.
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  21. Post #461
    Leo Leonardo II's Avatar
    February 2011
    428 Posts
    Oh hey, it's this thread again.

  22. Post #462
    Dennab
    July 2009
    623 Posts
    i read the whole wall of text on the page before this one.

    l0l op, falling in love with a chick on the internet and causing her to attempt suicide? you're a sad, sad, sad person
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  23. Post #463
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    suppertime's Avatar
    December 2005
    4,563 Posts
    Herp I showed up late.

    Anyone archive this?
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  24. Post #464
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    Higginz511's Avatar
    February 2009
    5,808 Posts
    I got to the part where he said he started pretending he had an alternate personality and cringed so hard i crawled into my belly button and never finished reading it. (Its on page 11)
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  25. Post #465
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    August 2008
    5,664 Posts
    For those wondering why I snipped it, she asked me to after I showed her the thread, and no, I will not repost it. Unfortunately, someone quoted the whole thing, so it's on the page before this one if you really care enough to read it.

    To the person that bumped this: You're a jerk. Why in god's name would you do that. (edit: this is why 2011ers should not be allowed to post on the forum)

    But, I suppose I owe you an update.

    It's been months since I posted this, and we have become mutual friends since then. She has forgiven me and I have forgiven her, and that's all there really is to say. We still talk, and we've both basically moved on with our lives with the help of this thread which I left in the past long ago. Apparently, though, FP is not as eager to forget it.

    Edited:



    That's basically what she said to me. I told her not to feel so bad about it, and she agreed that it's been long enough that we can both forget what happened.
    I'm pretty sure I remember you telling me you were about 35 and your father died of lung cancer or something
    now you say you were 15 in 2008

  26. Post #466
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    suppertime's Avatar
    December 2005
    4,563 Posts
    I'm pretty sure I remember you telling me you were about 35 and your father died of lung cancer or something
    now you say you were 15 in 2008
    OP lies? What? Never! Everything on the internet is 100% truth!

    I read your story. Meh. Life's a bitch and then you die.
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  27. Post #467
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    Satane's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,573 Posts
    Really sorry to say that but what the fuck is this. How could this tear u up so bad ??? Its just this girl u met on the internet and It could as well have been a 40 year old dude.

    Also instead of at least saying something like "fuck this i've been lying all the time. now leave me alone" you let it eat u away.