1. Post #1
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    FrEeKy ThInG's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,190 Posts
    yeah.





    might retire from posing. eh..

    i uploaded the unedited by accident before this one ^
    silly me.

  2. Post #2
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    Nice everything
    :3:
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  3. Post #3
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    July 2009
    12,389 Posts
    lefty.

  4. Post #4
    Euphe's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,293 Posts
    Thats a metrowizardcop, he levitates.

    I know, thats not your fault, because physboxes are fat.

    I like it. Posing looks real!

  5. Post #5
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    Santz's Avatar
    June 2009
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    Why would you retire from posing?

  6. Post #6
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    Exorade's Avatar
    October 2006
    5,496 Posts
    I retired from posing, twice.
    You'll never get out.

  7. Post #7
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  8. Post #8
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    FrEeKy ThInG's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,190 Posts
    ...bokeh?


    rocks are part of the map
    he IS holding the gun.

  9. Post #9
    rosar0980's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,493 Posts
    ...bokeh?


    rocks are part of the map
    he IS holding the gun.
    I think bokeh refers to the blur on the tiles and background.

  10. Post #10
    10569's Avatar
    May 2010
    123 Posts
    rocks are part of the map
    so what? pick another angle.
    he IS holding the gun.
    doesn't matter; it doesn't LOOK like he is.
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  11. Post #11
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    August 2006
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    -uber critic shit-
    Aha. I don't know why I find that so funny.

    Also some people are left-handed so you might want to remove the "holding the gun on the wrong hand" bit. You couldn't even try to encourage him or really point out how he can improve and not make those mistakes again. I can see why he would want to retire from posing with all the people who expect professional pictures out of everyone.

    Oh and I almost forgot. The picture looks ok, however, you should look up some stuff on gun-posing and the stances used when firing a gun. The blood looks good. Keep trying and I say eventually you should remake this picture using whatever new things you learn.

  12. Post #12
    10569's Avatar
    May 2010
    123 Posts
    Also some people are left-handed so you might want to remove the "holding the gun on the wrong hand" bit.
    Not all firearms are ambidextrous, champ. Believe it or not--the ejection port is on the right side of the gun; if he shot that rifle holding it with his left hand, he'd get a load of hot brass sent flying into his face.
    You couldn't even try to encourage him or really point out how he can improve and not make those mistakes again.
    I'm not here to be a walking tutorial, and I'm certainly not here to be anyone's mother figure. If you aren't resourceful enough to use Google, you probably can't begin to comprehend any tips I would give.
    I can see why he would want to retire from posing with all the people who expect professional pictures out of everyone.
    Suddenly not changing the color balance to be unnaturally shitty (I'm looking at you, overly red midtones) and posing models to look like actual human beings is profesional. Shit, you must think three fourths of the pictures posted here are great, don't you?
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  13. Post #13
    EVIL WEVIL's Avatar
    October 2009
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    Not all firearms are ambidextrous, champ. Believe it or not--the ejection port is on the right side of the gun; if he shot that rifle holding it with his left hand, he'd get a load of hot brass sent flying into his face.

    I'm not here to be a walking tutorial, and I'm certainly not here to be anyone's mother figure. If you aren't resourceful enough to use Google, you probably can't begin to comprehend any tips I would give.

    Suddenly not changing the color balance to be unnaturally shitty (I'm looking at you, overly red midtones) and posing models to look like actual human beings is profesional. Shit, you must think three fourths of the pictures posted here are great, don't you?
    You are possibly the biggest waste of life I have ever come across, I hope you drown in your own feces. How in the hell are people going to get better if no one even gives them a little help. You sir are a selfish, arrogant, prick.

    Edited:

    yeah.


    (pic)


    might retire from posing. eh..

    i uploaded the unedited by accident before this one ^
    silly me.
    I love it. Ignore that asshole.

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    May 2010
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    You are possibly the biggest waste of life I have ever come across, I hope you drown in your own feces. How in the hell are people going to get better if no one even gives them a little help. You sir are a selfish, arrogant, prick.
    All I did was criticize a screenshot. A little over-excitable, are we?

  15. Post #15
    Demoman02's Avatar
    July 2010
    233 Posts
    Why do people get offended when angry critiques. :(

    Edited:

    He's probably most helpful to point out obvious mistakes.

    Edited:

    And obvious doodoo.

  16. Post #16
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    Not all firearms are ambidextrous, champ. Believe it or not--the ejection port is on the right side of the gun; if he shot that rifle holding it with his left hand, he'd get a load of hot brass sent flying into his face.

    I'm not here to be a walking tutorial, and I'm certainly not here to be anyone's mother figure. If you aren't resourceful enough to use Google, you probably can't begin to comprehend any tips I would give.

    Suddenly not changing the color balance to be unnaturally shitty (I'm looking at you, overly red midtones) and posing models to look like actual human beings is profesional. Shit, you must think three fourths of the pictures posted here are great, don't you?
    1. Ok I see what you mean here, I apologise.

    2. You could still try to at least give out some advice or something. I'm not asking you to give an inspirational speech, jeez.

    3. Sometimes new people post a picture and they just get bombed or no one even bothers to try to help out and they get scared off or not really inspired to keep trying. This doesn't happen all the time though, however, it just seems like the experienced people expect instant awesome out of newer posers. Also, I think some of the screenshots done here are not too bad. The ones done by people like Chesty and stuff are great, yours wasn't bad either. Some are just horrible because it is a troll or it is a new person who is trying to get into this stuff.

  17. Post #17
    EVIL WEVIL's Avatar
    October 2009
    269 Posts
    All I did was criticize a screenshot. A little over-excitable, are we?
    You didn't just simply criticize a screenshot, you went overboard and picked at the tiniest little things. Posing does not have to be about super duper realism you know. Also I'm sorry, I was so rude at you back there. I was super pissed at someone and I overreacted when I saw your comment. I should not have taken it out on you. But anyway yeah, you could also encourage the creator though, instead of just pointing out all of the flaws or at least give him some tips.

  18. Post #18
    Demoman02's Avatar
    July 2010
    233 Posts
    You didn't just simply criticize a screenshot, you went overboard and picked at the tiniest little things. Posing does not have to be about super duper realism you know. Also I'm sorry, I was so rude at you back there. I was super pissed at someone and I overreacted when I saw your comment. I should not have taken it out on you. But anyway yeah, you could also encourage the creator though, instead of just pointing out all of the flaws or at least give him some tips.
    You're going overboard.
    He simply gives the man an image of critique,
    he accepts the image and will think forward from that day on
    to not make the same mistakes that Angry was able to pick up.
    And to think that what he pointed out is based upon realism. You eat doodoo.
    I mean even if you think him saying the blood impact doesn't match the gun doesn't mean you have to
    follow that little error, you can ignore it and not reply and satisfy yourself with luxurious soaps and conditioners.


    Encouraging the creator is like me saying I have a vagina.
    Angry doesn't have a personality where he can encourage people to maintain there self esteem.
    He does one thing and one thing only; tell you what is wrong with the picture.
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  19. Post #19
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    I don't like the blur nor the weird, green shit on the mask.

  20. Post #20
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    FrEeKy ThInG's Avatar
    October 2006
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    I don't like the blur nor the weird, green shit on the mask.
    skin is like that. there is
    nothing i can do ;C

  21. Post #21
    EVIL WEVIL's Avatar
    October 2009
    269 Posts
    You eat doodoo.
    Heh. Reminds me of
    What kind of an insult is that anyway? Who on earth says "DooDoo".
    Regarding me going overboard, that may be so, however "Angry" was also going overboard, some of the stuff in the picture that was wrong I could only see by putting my face really close to it. How picky can you get.

    Edit: also the part which is the leg of the zombie bent at inhuman angle, thats wrong. I'm double jointed and can move my leg exactly like that.

  22. Post #22
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    http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/6775/f00014c49ffb000050b1c.jpg
    Oh boy, this again.

  23. Post #23
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    FrEeKy ThInG's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,190 Posts
    Oh boy, this again.
    Great isn't it.

    Its called how to be anal about pictures.

  24. Post #24
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    19,541 Posts
    Great isn't it.

    Its called how to be anal about pictures.
    Ignore him and just wait a couple days/weeks until someone bans him. That always work since users who are generally dicks here (i dunno about the "critic" here) faces a ban in the incoming days to come.

  25. Post #25
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    FrEeKy ThInG's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,190 Posts
    Ignore him and just wait a couple days/weeks until someone bans him. That always work since users who are generally dicks here (i dunno about the "critic" here) faces a ban in the incoming days to come.
    I have no idea why he actually wastes time drawing the circles and writing all that...

  26. Post #26
    Vinze's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,042 Posts
    Also some people are left-handed so you might want to remove the "holding the gun on the wrong hand"
    It's true, I for one, am left handed.

    Except for during some things, like there was that time I took a basic course in how to handle an assasult rifle, but that's completley unrelated.