[Comrade General]

Joazzz's alternative edit(I found the eye glow to be too much): http://www.cubeupload.com/files/904c...martianass.jpg
Models are available here: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=950979

[Zeraxify]

If Joazzz fucking edits your picture you fucking include it instead of the original.

Edited:

What's up with these "hiding from tripods" poses lately?

[ChestyMcGee]

Zeraxify posted:

If Joazzz fucking edits your picture you fucking include it instead of the original.

Why? Both edits are equally underwhelming. If the OP prefers his version then I'd say he should post it.

No need for the language. You might wanna try and dislodge your member from Joazz' anus too.

Edited:

The posing looks a bit stiff but the fingerposing is good. Not sure what use that pipe is gonna be.

[Zeraxify]

My penis is in no ones anus except yours.

[ChestyMcGee]

Tight, bro.

[Comrade General]

Yeah i am greatful for Joazzz's edit but i'd like to display the original.

[Santz]

That dude lacks hiding skills.

[Comrade General]

Santz posted:

That dude lacks hiding skills.

Yeah i know. That's why there's now nobody left in the city :V

[Joazzz]

My name has been mentioned four times in this thread already. :woop:

[ChestyMcGee]

I missed a z though.

:colbert:

[Zeraxify]

This thread is now about the Z's in Joazzz' name.

[MainSqueeze]

I typed Joazzz's name correctly one time without looking it up

[Comrade General]

Can we get the thread back on track?

[Joazzz]

Six times! :woop:

[H3llfire741]

Zeraxify posted:

This thread is now about the Z's in Joazzz' name.

well then, uhhh is there a reason its 3 z's instead of 4 or 2? I mean why choose an odd number when you can have an even one?

[ChestyMcGee]

This is a question that needs to be answered.

[Joazzz]

H3llfire741 posted:

well then, uhhh is there a reason its 3 z's instead of 4 or 2? I mean why choose an odd number when you can have an even one?

How dare you :colbert:

[Zeraxify]

I should change name to Zzzeraxxx just to upset y'all.

[MainSqueeze]

Well its pretty boring, the sky is really bland, could've posed the asspods looking in different directions to make it look like they are searching for him.

[Comrade General]

MainSqueeze posted:

Well its pretty boring, the sky is really bland, could've posed the asspods looking in different directions to make it look like they are searching for him.

Really shines your immaturity when the first thing you imagine seeing that is a pair of buttocks.

[Joazzz]

MainSqueeze posted:

the asspods

I was gonna start a rant about immaturity, but then remembered that we're on the Net.

But I still cannot understand how someone can really see tits or an ass on the front side of the 'pod. I've always seen them as big bug eyes.

Edited:

I smell a flame war.

[Sottalytober]

Joazzz posted:

I was gonna start a rant about immaturity, but then remembered that we're on the Net.

But I still cannot understand how someone can really see tits or an ass on the front side of the 'pod. I've always seen them as big bug eyes.

I see a big ol green alien ass instead of eyes.

[Urbanator]

Wouldn't it be better to use those more updated War of the Worlds tripods then these older ones? I think they look cooler imo (not the striders).
Heh, interesting choice of weapon against a tripod, not sure if a pipe will do much. :P
Maybe zooming the camera in more? I like zoomed in camera's. Maybe could have added more debris and wreckage in the backgorund too, like a scenebuild.

[Joazzz]

Urbanator posted:

Wouldn't it be better to use those more updated War of the Worlds tripods then these older ones? I think they look cooler imo (not the striders).
Heh, interesting choice of weapon against a tripod, not sure if a pipe will do much. :P
Maybe zooming the camera in more? I like zoomed in camera's. Maybe could have added more debris and wreckage in the backgorund too, like a scenebuild.

I bet he uses the pipe because he knows that he doesn't have a chance against the tripods or something. And DB prefers those tripods because he likes the design. I like it too. The new ones are a bit too organic. I like the steampunk design more.

Sottalytober posted:

I see a big ol green alien ass instead of eyes.

It's you, so I'm not amazed.

[Sottalytober]

Says the man with azz in his name.

:c00lbutt:

[magicman1234]

Zeraxify posted:

If Joazzz fucking edits your picture you fucking include it instead of the original.

Edited:

What's up with these "hiding from tripods" poses lately?

i saw war of the worlds on dvd again the night before i made my picture, and i think this is the second "hiding from tripods" picture, i hope i didn't start a posing trend

[Comrade General]

I posted this to promote mine and joazzz's improved version of Kathar's tripod. Not as part of some trend.

@Magicman: Yeah i own both the live musical and the (Rather shit adaption) Movie on dvd. And i own the musical programme and original record.

[Left4Meds]

I wouldn't fuck with him, he's got a pipe, one hit and that tripod goes down.

[magicman1234]

Comrade General posted:

I posted this to promote mine and joazzz's improved version of Kathar's tripod. Not as part of some trend.

@Magicman: Yeah i own both the live musical and the (Rather shit adaption) Movie on dvd. And i own the musical programme and original record.

i thought it was ok

[madmanmad]

Just a question but have you ever made a pose that didn't have jeff waynes tripods in them?

[Comrade General]

Yes. Quite a few. But i like the tripods. What's the problem with that? it makes a refreshing change from all the "PMC shoots at offscreen persoN" poses

[F T]

Comrade General posted:

Yes. Quite a few. But i like the tripods. What's the problem with that? it makes a refreshing change from all the "PMC shoots at offscreen persoN" poses

This. Goddamn i'd give you a medal for saying that.

[thisisnotanaccount]

joazzz

[Half-Health]

Not very impressed with it overall.. I think the idea could've been good but the way you executed it didn't turn out so nice.

Anyways.. you gonna manage longer than a month or so this time Deathbucket?

[Joazzz]

Sottalytober posted:

Says the man with azz in his name.

:c00lbutt:

You have to be a complete idiot to actually notice that.

[The Combine]

Joazzz saved the picture cause the Original is pretty horrible cause the posing is unrealistic and the pipe is low-res.

[Comrade General]

The Combine posted:

Joazzz saved the picture cause the Original is pretty horrible cause the posing is unrealistic and the pipe is low-res.

What the fuck? Where did you come from?.
For one i'd like to see where i'm meant to get a high res pipe.
And two, How can the posing be unrealistic in a pose about martians invading england and swiping down the forces in an instant?

[ChestyMcGee]

Joazzz posted:

You have to be a complete idiot to actually notice that.

I think it was a joke.

[Butthurter]

Really shows of Joazzz' sexy exponent maps here.
And a surprisingly decent angle too.

[Joazzz]

Butthurter posted:

Really shows of Joazzz' sexy exponent maps here.
And a surprisingly decent angle too.

Uh, actually, they had exponent maps in the normal map, but I screwed up when I imported the normal map texture and VTFEdit painted the alpha channel plain white.