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Office Troubles
You and your Co-Workers run the local Duck Waxing office, you've always lived a simple life waxing ducks for the people of the city. But something is brewing. Only you can save the company, but who is you? You decide.
Character Selection
Sam The Tea Drinking Big Daddy
Weapons
Bid Daddy drill
Pressurized container of boiling hot tea
Skills
Drill rush
Intimidate
Aspects
Huge
Almost indestructible
Intimidating
Clumsy
Stupid
Rob The Storm Trooper
Weapons
Armored Fists
Blaster
Skills
Pulse Grenade throw
Blaster smack
Aspects
Disciplined
Muscular
Tactical
Weapon expert
Charles The Zombie
Weapons
Teeth
Claws
Skills
Infect bite
Roar
Aspects
Lazy
Scary
No people skills
slow
Andy The Turret
Weapons
High powered turret gun
Eye Laser
Skills
Call enemies
Laser blast
Aspects
Instant reactions
Limited to certain lines of speech
Able to draw out enemies
Unstable personality
Choose your character!
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Andy.
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Sam, because he drinks tea.
And that is fancy.
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Rob
you always want the all around guy, hes good in all situations
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Andy
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Sam because he's a big daddy 'nuff said.
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Andy
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im sayin' again, rob
but i know its going to be andy....
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Rob.
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charles the zombie he's te coolest one
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Andy has been selected
You are limited to sentences of up to 8 words
You have a high-tech targeting system
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Call everyone together for a meeting, to decide whether you should expand the company to fish flogging.
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Shoot Rob for being a pussy
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Self Destruct
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Look at your emails.
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Take over the terminator using advanced turret logistics then WORLD DOMINATION.
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Shoot Charles for destorying the company's wall, shoot Sam for doing nothing, then politely complement the Terminator for doing something productive in the office.
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Go all skynet and nuke the place.
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Go all CSI on the dead lawyer's ass.
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kill terminator, take the lawyer, fuck him with a rake
