1. Post #1
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    zeebiedeebie's Avatar
    June 2007
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    How would anyone make money off of this?
    Why would anyone do this!?

    Yay, it's Kid's Bop! I'm sure you've seen their ad. "Have your favorite songs ruined by children!"
    HOW IN HELL DOES THIS WORK IN ECONOMICS. HOW DID THEY GET TO 17 ALBUMS? THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN.
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  2. Post #2
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    October 2009
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    This belongs in fast threads.

    Also, I remember the first Kid's Bop. :gizz:
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  3. Post #3
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    June 2007
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    I remember it, too. Back in the day.
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  4. Post #4
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    July 2007
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    Kidz Bop 666 DEATH METAL EDITION
    Sung by kids for SATAN

    Song list
    All nightmare long
    ALL of Ozzy
    and others

    And the New Kidz Bop Revolution Edition
    Sung by Octoberists for LENIN
    Song Like
    My Country
    Oh Fields, My Fields
    and Smugilanka
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  5. Post #5
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    September 2005
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    I have a copy of the McDonalds Kidz Bop happy meal CD where they forgot to censor the "Fuckin'" from "I Don't Wanna Be"
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  6. Post #6
    I'm friendly!
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    June 2007
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    Did soccer moms sue them?
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  7. Post #7
    hyper-articulate
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    October 2007
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    There are a lot of songs sung by kids in these albums about fucking in the club.
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  8. Post #8
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    September 2005
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    Did soccer moms sue them?
    I never heard the whole story, but we had to recall all the CD's. I'm still working there.
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  9. Post #9
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    February 2010
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    I fucking hate the commercials "SUNG BY KIDS FOR KIDS!"
    I'm pretty sure that Kevin Jonas is not a kid.
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  10. Post #10
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    June 2009
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    I remember the first few Kidz Bop's. They were okay.

    Now they do shit like raps meant for adults and things with curse words in them and all I can do is laugh.

    Edited:

    Fucking kids these days man.
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  11. Post #11
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    October 2008
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    I never heard the whole story, but we had to recall all the CD's. I'm still working there.
    you must have been working there for awhile
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  12. Post #12
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    September 2005
    2,671 Posts
    you must have been working there for awhile
    One year anniversary is in two days, come to think of it.

    Have to pay for my car somehow.
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  13. Post #13
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    January 2008
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    Kidz Bop 666 DEATH METAL EDITION
    Sung by kids for SATAN

    Song list
    All nightmare long
    ALL of Ozzy
    and others
    That's not death metal.
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  14. Post #14
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    August 2008
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    I died a little inside when I saw this:



    :smithicide:
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  15. Post #15
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    March 2010
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    kids bop owns
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  16. Post #16
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    June 2008
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    Kidz Bop 666 DEATH METAL EDITION
    Sung by kids for SATAN

    Song list
    All of Deicide
    All of Unleashed
    All of Suffocation
    Fixed
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  17. Post #17
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    March 2008
    2,622 Posts
    Ugh, this shit was so annoying. The commercials are the worst part though. Seeing a bunch of little pricks singing and dancing like that just makes me die on the inside.

    EDIT: Goddamn, it's already to 17? I really thought they stopped at 12.
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  18. Post #18
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    October 2006
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    There are a lot of songs sung by kids in these albums about fucking in the club.
    Kids these days :cop:
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  19. Post #19
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    July 2007
    611 Posts

    Indeed did it off the top of my head. I at least got the Red Army songs correct.
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  20. Post #20
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    January 2008
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    If they ever cover Maiden or Priest, I'll fucking shoot myself.
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  21. Post #21
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    September 2009
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    ruined too many good songs....worst is when they try to cover Justin Bieber's songs. its like putting glitter and sprinkles on a pile of shit...no matter what and how you cover it up, in the end its still SHIT
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  22. Post #22
    Dennab
    February 2009
    2,898 Posts
    worst is when they try to cover Justin Bieber's songs. its like putting more shit on a pile of shit
    Fixed.
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  23. Post #23
    Dennab
    June 2008
    1,261 Posts
    If they ever cover Maiden or Priest, I'll fucking shoot myself.
    you wont do it
    why would you shoot yourself over something so trivial
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  24. Post #24
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    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    you wont do it
    why would you shoot yourself over something so trivial
    Why would you take my comment so seriously.
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  25. Post #25
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    August 2009
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    I remember wanting to fucking shoot the producers of this thing by the 3rd album.
    I was probably too young to be thinking about that :|
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  26. Post #26
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    November 2009
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    I died a little inside when I saw this:



    :smithicide:
    this is my favorite version of kids bop
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  27. Post #27
    Dennab
    June 2008
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    this is my favorite version of kids bop
    me too
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  28. Post #28
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    November 2007
    5,187 Posts
    I remember kidz bop.
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  29. Post #29

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    This is the music that soccer moms blare in their van to make it look like that they care more for their children more so than other soccer moms by playing popular songs covered by children so that they can somehow relate to it.
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  30. Post #30
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    Dennab
    March 2005
    1,910 Posts
    Preparation of the cacao in the cream of the French of vaniglia of the ice cream

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  31. Post #31
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    November 2008
    2,007 Posts
    Never head of it, I have the damn mini pop kids where I am http://www.google.ca/m/search?site=i...i%20pop%20kids
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  32. Post #32
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    April 2007
    9,715 Posts
    Uh, i have no idea what i'm looking at?

    Explain to me what this thing is.

  33. Post #33
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    July 2006
    875 Posts
    I think that they have creative rights to cover the songs. Using a recording studio to record songs already written with a chorus of children doesn't take much time or effort, I'm thinking that it's incredibly cheap to produce the music. Producing CDs isn't really expensive either.

    The $15 CD cost covers a shitload of CDs while still maintaining profit, so the few people that buy it, either retarded grandparents or really weird families, are keeping it aloft.

    Edited:

    Uh, i have no idea what i'm looking at?

    Explain to me what this thing is.
    A chorus of children covers top 20 hits. Release on CD. Profit.
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  34. Post #34
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    June 2005
    5,073 Posts
    Luckily for me, my music is TOO OBSCURE :c00lbert: to be ruined by children.
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  35. Post #35
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    August 2009
    585 Posts
    I could never understand why anybody would want to pay for what basically amounts to karaoke.

  36. Post #36
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    aphex twin by Kid's Bop
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  37. Post #37
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    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    I used to love this shit when I was young, thinking about it, I have no idea how I liked it so much. Its complete shit.

  38. Post #38
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  39. Post #39
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    November 2009
    665 Posts
    Should I feel that I'm missing out?
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  40. Post #40
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    March 2007
    17,102 Posts
    zeebiedeebie posted:
    HOW IN HELL DOES THIS WORK IN ECONOMICS. HOW DID THEY GET TO 17 ALBUMS? THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN.
    a perpetuating market with a constant supply of new hits and extremely low costs (considering you can pay children next to nothing to sing, and a cd costs about 26 cents to manufacture)
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