1. Post #1
    REH_BlackJack's Avatar
    June 2009
    596 Posts
    Wazzup Folks :clint:

    In case you haven't noticed, a new scout model came out today.
    (Head over to FPSBanana, you'll see.)
    When I looked at it, I thought:
    "Damn, she doesn't just look like a replacement model for the scout, she could be his 'lil sister".
    ... And that's when it hit me with this idea.

    So first, let's hit it with some music to set the mood.


    The creator for this model was AyesDyef, thanks alot, Dude. :neckbeard:
    [release]
    -Sidenote-
    Now, I'm aware that it's still just a "Rule-63" of the scout,
    but since we allready know, how his mom looks like (and who his possible dad is),
    I thought it would be funny to put one more relative into the field.
    [/release]

    Okay, so what do you people think of this crap ?
    Post your comments, ratings & critisism.
    I wanna' hear what you have to say about it.
    Thank you:love:
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    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    I like what you did to the demoman.
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  3. Post #3
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    Santz's Avatar
    June 2009
    6,867 Posts
    I lol'd bad at the Demonman with the bottle-head haha.
    That model looks nice.

    The posing is really nice but the AA doesnt look at max and the Bonk watermark is really Low-Res.

  4. Post #4
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,389 Posts
    fe-male Scout
    looks like a she-male scout
       ewww guygirls   
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  5. Post #5
    Left4Meds's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,928 Posts
    This is definately going to go to Rule 34
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  6. Post #6
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    Kilr's Avatar
    June 2007
    2,235 Posts
    Jesus, I can't get over the fucking face, it looks like those eight brothers beat her senseless with the ugly stick.
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  7. Post #7
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    May 2006
    1,213 Posts
    Ahahahaha, I didn't read the title properly so when I saw the picture all I could think was "SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THAT SCOUT" and then I realized it was supposed to be female.
    That's a pretty mannish girl.
    Anyways, posing is pretty good.

  8. Post #8
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    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
    10,281 Posts
    Jesus, I can't get over the fucking face, it looks like those eight brothers beat her senseless with the ugly stick.
    Congratulations. You have motivated me.

  9. Post #9
    Ryu-Gi's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,040 Posts
    I like it. :D Does this totally replace scout or is it hexed?

  10. Post #10
    RikohZX's Avatar
    September 2009
    8,114 Posts
    I like it. :D Does this totally replace scout or is it hexed?
    In Team Fortress 2, it's a replacement. There's a Gmod hex of it on the .org site, though.

  11. Post #11
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    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
    10,281 Posts
    I like it. :D Does this totally replace scout or is it hexed?
    She doesn't have HWM. And the texture path doesn't replace the original Scout.

  12. Post #12
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    I'd still do her.

    ...What? Just because she isn't dressed as a whore does not mean you would neglect her in bed.
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    BeAR!)'s Avatar
    August 2009
    2,109 Posts
    she looks... weird but i like the demoman xD

  14. Post #14
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    madmanmad's Avatar
    May 2006
    5,870 Posts
    You all have your standards too high.

    I wouldn't kick her outta bed.
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  15. Post #15
    AlexZebol's Avatar
    October 2009
    152 Posts
    beautiul!
    where i can download female scout?

  16. Post #16
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    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
    10,281 Posts
    beautiul!
    where i can download female scout?
    http://www.ayesdyef.com/femalescout

  17. Post #17
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    April 2008
    2,330 Posts
    that's a fucking transexual
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  18. Post #18
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,115 Posts
    She's pretty.

    Well done model.
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    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    that's a fucking transexual
    Wrong, shes a realistic girl.
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  20. Post #20
    Gmod Marto's Avatar
    December 2007
    324 Posts
    Rule 63. Do I see panties or what?

  21. Post #21
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    7,289 Posts
    Just waiting for heavy's mom. She will be scary:)
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  22. Post #22
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,115 Posts
    I'd like female sniper/spy. And demo's parents.
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  23. Post #23
    weapons's Avatar
    December 2009
    35 Posts
    Her...face...is..so WRONG.
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  24. Post #24
    Dumpster Duke
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    July 2009
    12,389 Posts
    Also the heavy aliasing on the face ruins it
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  25. Post #25
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,115 Posts
    Her face is cute.

    Are you gay, or what?
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  26. Post #26
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    December 2007
    2,308 Posts
    I guess that the Engineer has a nice view.
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  27. Post #27
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,389 Posts
    Her face is cute.

    Are you gay, or what?
    No it's not.
    it almost look like the creator hacked on a scout head and added hair
    her boobs are tremendously saggy
    her legs are sadly proportioned
    ...need I go on?
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  28. Post #28
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,115 Posts
    You all have your standards too high.
    .


    And there is nothing wrong with her. Fact, that she doesn't look like whore and is not topless doesn't mean she is not naturally beautiful. You want everything perfect, go to porn sites.








    Althrough it's still just a bunch of polygons.
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  29. Post #29
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    December 2007
    2,308 Posts

    Althrough it's still just a bunch of polygons.
    :golfclap:
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  30. Post #30
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    Dennab
    December 2007
    11,272 Posts
    Completely hate that skirt, runners don't wear skirts.
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  31. Post #31
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    April 2008
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    great posing btw
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  32. Post #32
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    7,289 Posts
    I'd fuck her. Hot steaming sex while she beats me to death with a baseball bat.
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  33. Post #33
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    August 2008
    27,033 Posts
    That's not his sister; that's just him in a skirt.
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  34. Post #34
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    7,289 Posts
    A tranny Scout then if you are in to that sort of thing.

  35. Post #35
    REH_BlackJack's Avatar
    June 2009
    596 Posts
    First, about Antialiasing & "Bonk"-Watermark:
    My G-Mod only gives me the option of 4x AA. My Frames drop to 1 per minute, if I use it for taking pictures. So it would be even harder with 8x or 16x AA. Still, if there is a console entry for this.

    Yeah, the text was all my fault:
    I resized the font via stretching, when I realised, it was too small, still too much empty space.
    I could have restarted it with a bigger font, but I allready worked on it and I became to lazy to re-do it again.

    and now, about the model/ her face / sexuality / etc:
    I'm aware that she doesn't look like a Supermodel or anything like that.
    Still, I think she looks pretty to me.
    A manly resemblence makes her look tough and that fits even more to the world of TF-2, rather than a hot-chick with big hooters.
    And you have to keep in mind, that it's actualy a replacement for the scout.
    It only sprang out of MY FRIGGIN' MIND to dub her as Scouts Sister.

    If you don't like her, then you either have a different taste or your expectations are too high.
    Either way, I'm sorry, if it's not your taste but I like it and I really thin, the creator of this model did a fine job.

    Final Note
    Wow, 33 coments in just one day ?!
    That's my highest number so far.
    Thank you all for this. (Even though, some weren't really about the picture.)
    Please, keep 'em rolling.:Love:
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  36. Post #36
    PsychoMantis's Avatar
    July 2007
    482 Posts
    The Soldier's face makes this comic, like a 'Goddamnit, not again...' face.

  37. Post #37
    REH_BlackJack's Avatar
    June 2009
    596 Posts
    The Soldier's face makes this comic, like a 'Goddamnit, not again...' face.
    Puh, I almost thought his expression gets lost under the "funny" part of the demoman.
    I wanted to pose each class as funny as possible but I guess I over did it with the D-Man.

    The funny thing is:
    Demos pose was just a desperate idea.
    Medic, Soldier, Sniper, Heavy & Scouts Sister were planned in my head like you see it now.

  38. Post #38
    mars7a's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,579 Posts
    I'd like female sniper/spy. And demo's parents.
    Especially kid demo.
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  39. Post #39
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,115 Posts
    Yep, in that scottish skirt.

  40. Post #40
    The Combine's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,915 Posts
    Pretty cool.
    AA is needed tough but like you said you cant raise graphics. Still pretty cool IMO.
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