[Raiskauskone]

He was a vital plot device to the story, and so forth resurrects as giant fucking Demon General of the 7th Assault Division of the Satan. But the secret clan consisting of souls that are left in crossfire lend you powerfull and badass weapons, and ask in return to kill the general.

Now, the greatest, and the most badass motherfucking battle of the century occurs, in which half of the city is leveled in the fashion of Painkiller.

[Matt PL]

^^ You're a furry it doesn't count


go on a rampage in the PD

[headshotter]

He wakes up, says "oh, don't worry, let's just say that was the beer I owed yah."


Then shoot him again and rape his dead body.

[thegrb93]

set up a trap with your mcgiever skills, a shotgun shell, gun, string, and a dead guy for the anybody coming to check the gun sound and do it fast.

[Raiskauskone]

Matt PL posted:

^^ You're a furry it doesn't count

That applies more on you than it never would apply on me

[Phycosymo]

He reincarnates into a black man and tells gangster guy to fuck off

[lol, random guy]

he turns into super guy and takes a turd on your face

Edited:

am serious

Edited:

The Combine posted:

He turns into a zombie and rapes your dead body.

you really must like seeing people get raped