1. Post #1
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    First, you must choose your character!



    First up, Average Joe. Average Joe isn't very good at anything, however, he's not particularly bad at anything either.


    Next we have Gangster Guy. He's good at aiming weapons, and he's also pretty strong, as well as good at driving. However, he's not very fast or agile.



    Finally, we have Super Runner Guy. He's very speedy, agile, although he's not very good at aiming weapons and he's not very strong.

    The first character to three votes wins. (If I don't get enough posts I will decrease the amount of votes needed).

    And I know the quality's horrible, there's not much I can do, all my settings are on max (except resolution, I'll try that next time).
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  2. Post #2
    Drizzy's Avatar
    December 2009
    279 Posts
    Gangster guy

  3. Post #3
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    Okay, one for gangster guy.

    I'm changing the amount of votes needed to three.

    Edited:

    If I don't get any more votes in an hour or two I'll just go with gangster guy.

  4. Post #4
    VG Cats's Avatar
    March 2008
    1,522 Posts
    gangster guy..
    does he have any wepaons on him at the moment?

  5. Post #5
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    Doc_Fisherman's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,321 Posts
    Gangster guy, but wait what is this comic about (whats the story)?

  6. Post #6
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    gangster guy..
    does he have any wepaons on him at the moment?
    Not ON HIM, but he has some inside his house.

    Gangster guy, but wait what is this comic about (whats the story)?
    It's sort of a crime/action film in comic form.


    Gangster guy it is.

    Edited:



    Another beautiful day in your town. You awake to the phone ringing. When you check the caller ID, it seems it's your boss.

    What do you do?

  7. Post #7
    kevinseven's Avatar
    June 2009
    4,053 Posts
    Call up the boss on your phone.

  8. Post #8
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    Santz's Avatar
    June 2009
    6,867 Posts
    Kill all the non-choosen characters.
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  9. Post #9
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    Scratch that, updating soon.

  10. Post #10
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    Dennab
    December 2008
    9,175 Posts
    Ask him what he wants on his pizza.

  11. Post #11
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
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    You pick up the phone.

    "Hello? That you, boss?"

    "Yeah. Meet me at our regular place."

    You hear him hanging up on the other line.

    ((HINT: look out the window))

  12. Post #12
    kevinseven's Avatar
    June 2009
    4,053 Posts
    Kill that douche that is stealing you're car.

  13. Post #13
    RikohZX's Avatar
    September 2009
    8,114 Posts
    Kill Average Joe who's stealing your car.

  14. Post #14
    sergentbuck's Avatar
    February 2008
    59 Posts
    Kill Average Joe then rape his dead body while making super fast running guy watch.

  15. Post #15
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    Sorry for the delay, guys. Updating soon.

    Edited:



    Just as you thought, it's Average Joe and he's stealing your prized GT!

    Do you...

    A)Let him live, but any more funny business and it's game over.
    B)Shoot that bitch!

  16. Post #16
    X6ZioN6X's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,688 Posts
    Omg! B! B! Shoot that fucking bitch!

  17. Post #17
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    Crump's Avatar
    February 2006
    172 Posts
    B!

  18. Post #18
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    Impulse101's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,484 Posts
    B.

  19. Post #19
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    Dennab
    December 2006
    2,581 Posts
    Guys, if you want to end this comic quickly, then just vote to kill everything and everyone. Let's see how far this thing goes.


    So /B/ IT IS

  20. Post #20
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Jesus, that's a lot of blood. And he's in a really weird position, too. It's like some all-powerful deity screwed up when he created physics.

    Alright, you should probably get going or hide the body.
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  21. Post #21
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    June 2009
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    Put the body in the trunk and just drive, if anyone asks about the blood say you ran over a cat or something...Or at least wipe it off.

  22. Post #22
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    I'm posting this from my iPod.

    Expect an update in a few hours.

  23. Post #23
    X6ZioN6X's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,688 Posts
    Rape his dead body than dump it in the river.

  24. Post #24
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts




    You hide the corpse in the trunk.

    Do you take the shotgun and shells before proceeding, or just go up the stairs to meet your "co-workers"?

  25. Post #25
    The Combine's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,915 Posts
    Rape his dead body

  26. Post #26
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    Blah360's Avatar
    July 2008
    2,371 Posts
    Rape his dead body
    This

  27. Post #27
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    I'm not going to pose a ragdoll raping another ragdoll.
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  28. Post #28
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    Dennab
    December 2006
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    Just make him drive the car and go to the police station. And Kill Everyone Inside, just to be sure that nobody comes after you nor investigates. Oh, and blow up the building, just in case
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  29. Post #29
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    March 2009
    40 Posts
    Just make him drive the car and go to the police station. And Kill Everyone Inside, just to be sure that nobody comes after you nor investigates. Oh, and blow up the building, just in case
    Seconded.
    Just take the shotgun and shells, dump the body there, and go to the police station.

  30. Post #30
    Dennab
    April 2009
    181 Posts
    take the shotgun and shells and go to joes house and have sex with his wife then shoot her then go to the police station
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  31. Post #31
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    Alr

    Edited:

    I'll do that when I can use my computer.

  32. Post #32
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    Dennab
    December 2006
    2,581 Posts
    Awesome, oh, and I support kingliam's idea by the way

  33. Post #33
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts


    "Hello, sir, what can I-What are you doing with that shotgun?"

  34. Post #34
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    June 2005
    806 Posts
    " I came to pay mah buddie's bail"

    * points and shoot the guy in the face

  35. Post #35
    The Pink Scotti's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,716 Posts
    Rape him :q:
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  36. Post #36
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    Welcome back to Oh Jesus, Another Interactive Comic! In this episode, the creator is a lazy bastard!

    Alright, you've shot him in the chest.

  37. Post #37
    The Combine's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,915 Posts
    He turns into a zombie and rapes your dead body.

  38. Post #38
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    July 2008
    2,371 Posts
    He turns into a zombie and rapes your dead body.
    This.

  39. Post #39
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    Tazza's Avatar
    August 2006
    816 Posts
    He turns into a zombie and rapes your dead body.
    .

  40. Post #40
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,115 Posts
    He turns into a zombie and rapes your dead body.
    .