1. Post #1
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
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    Graze is a synonym for lick by the way.

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    :wtc:
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    mmmmmm
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    Glod Menber
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    June 2008
    6,766 Posts
    I thought you meant he grazed his head with a bullet or preferably crowbar. Damn your trickery.
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    Muhahaha.
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    September 2009
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    no u

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    ChestyMcGee posted:
    Yawn


    .
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  8. Post #8
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    September 2009
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    Shut up.
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  9. Post #9
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    April 2008
    2,330 Posts
    hahahahaahha

  10. Post #10
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    December 2006
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    God damn it, Gordon isn't gay.
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    May 2008
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    God damn it, Gordon isn't gay.
    How do you know?
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    December 2006
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    He spends most of his time staring at alyx's arse.
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  13. Post #13
    X-tra is the best user on Facepunch
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    August 2009
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    I have lost all respect for you demoniclemon, before, you made really cool poses, but now you're gay



    GAY
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    May 2008
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    I have lost all respect for you demoniclemon, before, you made really cool poses, but you're gay



    GAY
    Homophobe. :buddy:
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  15. Post #15
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    August 2008
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    Homophobe. :buddy:
    Hey, being gay is stupid as you know it ! We aren't following our ancestors and fathers/mothers like this!
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    May 2008
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    Hey, being gay is stupid as you know it ! We aren't following our ancestors and fathers/mothers like this!
    It's not stupid. If you born to be gay, you can't do anything about it. It's just normal as being straight. :biggrin:
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    No you are not born being gay. Nobody is born being gay. you become gay by going into websites and listening to other peoplle.
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    May 2008
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    No you are not born being gay. Nobody is born being gay. you become gay by going into websites and listening to other peoplle.
    What? O_O You are wrong.
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    I love bestiality!
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    May 2009
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    Gordan Really liked to TASTE metal... :smug:
    Unless its cold then it gets stuck :l
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    Dumpster Duke
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    July 2009
    12,389 Posts
    What? O_O You are wrong.
    No sir you are both wrong it's a chemical imbalance in which a male has more estrogen than testosterone and vice versa.
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  21. Post #21
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    July 2009
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    Can we please have a gay pose Mega Thread?
    This is just getting fucking anoying. Theres a sub forum for this stuff.
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    May 2008
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    Have a gaybow.
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  23. Post #23
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    Dennab
    December 2008
    9,175 Posts
    Goddamnit, I'm getting sick of these gay poses, like The Combine, we need a megathread for this type of stuff. now.
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    August 2009
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    Goddamnit, I'm getting sick of these gay poses, like The Combine, we need a megathread for this type of stuff. now.
    Or just ban anyone who makes them..
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    CUNT DESTROYER
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    :q:
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    June 2009
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    You guys take it too seriously, chill a bit and dont be so exaggerated.
    Rated gaybow because I know your looking for those

    But you need to chill with this kind of poses too demonic~
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  27. Post #27
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    February 2009
    3,696 Posts
    What? O_O You are wrong.
    Christ you're dumb. Take sex ed.

    Your threads were funny the first few times, demon, but this is starting to get old.

  28. Post #28
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    May 2009
    508 Posts
    Its not rape if they like it :smug:
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    September 2009
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    Okay.

  30. Post #30
    The Combine's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,915 Posts
    You guys take it too seriously, chill a bit and dont be so exaggerated.
    Rated gaybow because I know your looking for those

    But you need to chill with this kind of poses too demonic~
    1 pose was funny but now he is spamming them.
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    He's not spamming them.
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    December 2008
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    It doesn't help that I an listening to this song:

  33. Post #33
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    October 2009
    2,058 Posts
    It doesn't help that I an listening to this song:
    why is it i think of both gordon freeman and gman listening to this song?

  34. Post #34
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    November 2008
    5,502 Posts
    Gordan had better put that tongue back in his mouth before he loses it to an energy sword.
    Or ya know he could get tetanus
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    December 2008
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    why is it i think of both gordon freeman and gman listening to this song?
    They're both badasses. Same with Chief and the ODST's.
    *takes cover for the bombardment of dumbs and disagrees*

  36. Post #36
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    May 2009
    508 Posts
    They're both badasses. Same with Chief and the ODST's.
    *takes cover for the bombardment of dumbs and disagrees*
    The level of gordan's badassness is debatable, but im with you on the chief and odst guys
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  37. Post #37
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    Hey guys, the porter of Master Chief's model made it so if you shine the flashlight on it, you see a female head, so I, in a way, didn't make a gay pose.
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    December 2006
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    One reason i don't like Americans is because they gave the word 'gay' a new meaning and it is fucking annoying just to hear you go on and say if you use it, it's being homophobic.

    Morons.
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    August 2007
    10,281 Posts
    One reason i don't like Americans is because they gave the word 'gay' a new meaning and it is fucking annoying just to hear you go on and say if you use it, it's being homophobic.

    Morons.
    What does that have to do with this?

  40. Post #40
    ssa gib A's Avatar
    February 2009
    3,696 Posts
    Its not rape if they like it :smug:
    I fucking hear kids saying this all the time, but it's not true and it pisses me off. Even if you have some sort of sexual pleasure in it you're still able to testify against the rapist. It's not rape if both people consent to it.
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