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He doesn't look scared, he looks like he's shitting himself, but not in the "i'm shit scared" way, just the he has lost bowel control way.
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you would too if a headcrab zombie was about to devour your legs and inject a spine-disabling neurotoxin into you via the front vestigal limbs of the headcrab
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But he doesn't look scared, you'd be scared if you were about to do that, he looks like he's jizzed in his pants, and shat himself at the same time.
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You would too.
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do you even understand what i'm saying?
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The scientist's nosebleed looks like orange highlighter.
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I told you not to snort pens walter. it makes you hallucinate. now you'll learn the consequneces
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Idea is original but the execution is pretty bad.
The background that I assume was taken from HL:source/HL is well placed(low-poly obviously) but the lights, the weird blood stain there and the random lightnings behind Kleiner(Or are those "broken Glass" effect?) clutter the image and they are ugly.
Also low-res zombie and the faceposing on Kleiner is lolable.
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I'm reading the responses and I think he is trolling.
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Smashed glass.
Also get me a higher res HL1 zombie that doesn't look like arse.
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My mistake that was VMan. I'm afraid this was made around 2008. that's why the faceposing's bad. i just edited this/freeman one
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Not to sound arsey but i think you need to find more trollmeters to repair yours.
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The blood is bad.
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Unsuccessful experiment
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Why is everyone rating his posts dumb, the picture is okay and is not bad, why is everyone whining about it.
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He hasn't improved at all because he doesn't listen to constructive criticism as you can see.
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andHe made a joke out of the responses and you all rated him dumb, he didn't say he didn't care or wouldn't change it, maybe he's taking the response and will use it in the next image.
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We rate him dumb because he is Deathbucket.
Deathbucket is dumb.
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Oh hey, I noticed the connection between this and your other Freeman Teleport troll pose.
Well no shit he failed, he stepped right into the resonance beam. Why did he think that would teleport him?
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Best screenshot ever
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Deathbucket is the best troll the gmod section has ever seen.
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Because i have a bucket of skulls. all with the brains removed
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Freeman DID think alyx was attractive.
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Indeedy-do it's too bad i can't be arsed to troll anymore
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Just because he makes ridiculous arguments and says stupid things all the time doesn't make him a troll.
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... So?
How does the fact that you made it in 2008 explain the bad faceposing?
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Back then i didn't know how to facepose
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A-ha.Back then i didn't know how to facepose
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Critism time :smug:
*Ugly Zombie Model
*Dumb Faceposing
*Shitty low res textures
*Bad editing
Seriously. Youre posing for 2 years now and they still suck
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Do you understand the difference between being an ass and giving "critism"?Critism time :smug:
*Ugly Zombie Model
*Dumb Faceposing
*Shitty low res textures
*Bad editing
Seriously. Youre posing for 2 years now and they still suck
"shit this crap that" isn't criticism.
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Dude just because I said something bad about your picture you dont need to be butthurt. That guy is DB. Hes an anoying 12 year old kid which is hated by everyone. Stop whining.
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That man has a point. I would have expected quite large improvements in the space of a year, or two. Even if you didn't edit, at least in the posing.
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Exorade is just butthurt because I dislike his model. Why would anybody care what I say?
Especially on the internet.
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By that logic, why are you caring that exorade is caring? It's just on the internet.
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Lol I hate logic
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...Ahahahahahaha oh oh wow you say "SHITTEYY A:AHGFEHGHEJRJRFBHDJF?EHF" while drinking milk and furiously typing into your keyboard yet never actually give links or advice.Critism time :smug:
*Ugly Zombie Model
*Dumb Faceposing
*Shitty low res textures
*Bad editing
Seriously. Youre posing for 2 years now and they still suck
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You're a 12 year old kid who is hated by everyone too.
Buh-Uuuurned!
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This
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"This is dumb, this is stupid, that is crap, you are stupid" isn't constructive criticism or criticism at all.
Constructive criticism which I assume is now quite recommended in even Facepunch, consists of noting the faults of the (in this case) the picture and advicing the person who did it on how to make it better.
Criticism is not an excuse to be an asshole.
I've had experience of your "critism" twice and on both times you have been an asshole.
First it was about my work, now it's this.
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He just hates me because i can actually pose.
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Dude.
What the fuck?
I never said something like:"Omg this is shit" to any of your things. I just said I dont like it and you go apeshit about it.
If you really think Im an asshole because of my critism well...
And DB no you cant pose
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Apeshit? I'm not angry, I'm trying to make a point which you don't seem to understand.
But you seem to be butthurt about me trying to criticise your "critism".
Also, it's still criticism it's not critism that's not a word.
That's almost the same.Critism time :smug:
*Ugly Zombie Model
*Dumb Faceposing
*Shitty low res textures
*Bad editing
Seriously. Youre posing for 2 years now and they still suck
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I see a pose match coming: The combine VS deathbucket\richard head
This is going to be interesting. :smug:
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No it won't, because The Combine will win.
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Judging from his last L4D pics, he will most certainly win.
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Thats why its going to be interesting
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Dumb x 11
Funny x 6
Agree x 4
Informative x 1
Disagree x 5
Bad Spelling x 1
