1. Post #1
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    -Ben_Wolfe-'s Avatar
    October 2006
    5,598 Posts
    I will begin by saying, this is a test. I don't know but for reasons beyond my understandin I had to post this. No I am not trolling, if you think I am lying you can go suck a fat one. Enjoy this dramatic single tale and tell me what you think.



       I guess I will tell you what this is really about sometime   
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  2. Post #2
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    January 2007
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    that is absolutely amazing
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  3. Post #3
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    December 2008
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    I think I understand what you're testing.

    EDIT

    And if I'm right then it is going precisely as planned.

    EDIT

    I was right.
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  4. Post #4
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    Dennab
    December 2008
    9,175 Posts
    I think I understand what you're testing.
    Our patience?


    Just kid, Just kid, dirty boy.

    What is it you are testing anyway? New effect?
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  5. Post #5
    RAVEPANTIES
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    March 2008
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    Dear god that's your best work yet.
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  6. Post #6
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    This is a masterpiece!
    shut down all threads!
    :3:
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  7. Post #7
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    August 2005
    1,564 Posts
    i understand you completely man here let me explain to all you unenlightened ones

    ok so you know that you just have some off days you know what im sayin like that one time you couldnt get it up in front of her at the special moment so in a black rage you rampage through your house in a pair of dripping boxers and at that very moment find a moldy eggroll under the kitchen counter? yeah so of course because i obviously wasnt in the best state of mind i inspected this old, rotting moldy chicken fetus confection and decided the best course of action to take was to jam my cock right through it and show it to the girl in my room whos obviously kinda confused as to what the fuck just happened so yeah heres how it went let me set the scene for you this chick is just butt naked in there on my bed sittin down thinking "this guy is such a scrub" until all of a sudden i break down the door and triumphantly wave my cock, eggroll skin hanging and everything and let out a fucking war cry and charge her with my previously flaccid egg dick the end
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  8. Post #8
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    Inspiring...
    I wonder what you are testing :P
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  9. Post #9
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    i understand you completely man here let me explain to all you unenlightened ones

    ok so you know that you just have some off days you know what im sayin like that one time you couldnt get it up in front of her at the special moment so in a black rage you rampage through your house in a pair of dripping boxers and at that very moment find a moldy eggroll under the kitchen counter? yeah so of course because i obviously wasnt in the best state of mind i inspected this old, rotting moldy chicken fetus confection and decided the best course of action to take was to jam my cock right through it and show it to the girl in my room whos obviously kinda confused as to what the fuck just happened so yeah heres how it went let me set the scene for you this chick is just butt naked in there on my bed sittin down thinking "this guy is such a scrub" until all of a sudden i break down the door and triumphantly wave my cock, eggroll skin hanging and everything and let out a fucking war cry and charge her with my previously flaccid egg dick the end
    wow......
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  10. Post #10
    HOLY HELL MINIGUN SNARKS
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    September 2007
    3,716 Posts
    Sums up todays pictures pretty well

    EDIT:

    Cari what the fuck are you rambling about
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  11. Post #11
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    The drugs just started to kick in for Cari I think :razz:
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  12. Post #12
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    October 2006
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    Lol. I have several people on steam asking me what this is about.

  13. Post #13
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    May 2009
    3,462 Posts
    I'm pretty sure I know it :buddy:

       Tilt shifting ?    
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  14. Post #14
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    Dennab
    August 2009
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    This can be about wolfe not getting laid. If so, he is the zombie and the sanctimonious slut is the solider. If my analysis is in error, disregard this post:)
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  15. Post #15
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    October 2006
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    This can be about wolfe not getting laid. If so, he is the zombie and the sanctimonious slut is the solider. If my analysis is in error, disregard this post:)
    How did you know?

  16. Post #16
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    February 2009
    172 Posts
    He will not survive.
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  17. Post #17
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    May 2006
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    He's probably testing if people only care about editing and not poseing.
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  18. Post #18
    HOLY HELL MINIGUN SNARKS
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    September 2007
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    He's probably testing if people only care about editing and not poseing.
    Quite a good guess there old chap.

    I'd agree, he's got 4 arties already
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  19. Post #19
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    Dennab
    August 2009
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    How did you know?
    The voices in my head told me. But they also told me my wife would be beautiful and my children smart, so perhaps one should wait and see before putting to much trust in them:)
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  20. Post #20
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    January 2007
    12,173 Posts
    what if you guys are over thinking this

    Edited:

    lol
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  21. Post #21
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    June 2006
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    I want to have sex with this picture.
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  22. Post #22
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    January 2009
    1,123 Posts
    What the f-bomb is this?
    Oh my god this is the    Best picture I've ever seen, Give this man gold membership!   
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  23. Post #23
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    December 2008
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    this is the best stuff ever mang.
    i lov it
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  24. Post #24
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    June 2009
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    So much sheer awesomeness rolled into one action packed picture. This makes that ultimate head shot posted awhile back cower in fear.
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  25. Post #25
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    November 2007
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    Awesome.
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  26. Post #26
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    August 2009
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    I lol'd the moment I saw it.
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  27. Post #27
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    [Serious]

    I now think that he is testing if you can get artistics and nice comments just with a known name :o
    And I must say he quite pull it through... 10x artistics and no harsh C&C

    But most people are just giving sarcastic comments about the pic because they think Wolfe is joking.

    [/Serious]
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  28. Post #28
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    September 2005
    29 Posts
    I don't get this at all... all the reply's irony? I don't like the picture at all.
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  29. Post #29
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    July 2009
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    I don't get it.
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  30. Post #30
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    December 2008
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    I don't get this at all... all the reply's irony? I don't like the picture at all.
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  31. Post #31
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    December 2008
    2,566 Posts
    testing if you can get artistics and nice comments just with a known name :o
    truth.
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  32. Post #32
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    July 2009
    202 Posts
    Excessive bloom much?
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  33. Post #33
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    October 2009
    348 Posts
    go home everyone fp has been won
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  34. Post #34
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    August 2009
    652 Posts
    :aaaaa:
    And so it was told... the day that Face Punch stood still
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  35. Post #35
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    April 2009
    7,603 Posts
    heh, I feel concerned since I can pose quite well, but it's usually ignored because I can't edit.

    briliant experiment
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  36. Post #36
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    July 2007
    205 Posts
    Should've did a write up to go with it.
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  37. Post #37
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    October 2006
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    Now, I see a lot of people are wondering why I did this, and I shall tell you. There were two reasons, one came unintentionally. The first was thanks to Fire Kracker, to which the honor of bestowing such a godlike picture upon us belongs to him, he posed and edited the picture. You see, Fire Kracker was a bit of an odd fellow, who like many of us posers cares deeply for the reception his poses and pictures get. In sheer abasement by the fact that my threads are often able to gain much more replies and ratings than he does (not that I'm boasting) he conducted this experiment to see if it was just because I had more status than he did or some other reason. I frankly didn't think I was that known anymore than he was, but he felt like it, so being the friend I am I went along with it.

    After a short time I had checked back and discovered there were ten new replies. I commented back a bit before I watched a repeat episode of The Red Shoe Diaries (it's a fucking retarded show, I think I am going to stop watching it. It's a dumb excuse for pointless sex which I don't find myself entertained watching but rather thinking how awkward it must be to act in a show like this. Plus, David Duchovny's in it, so I guess that has something to do with me watching it). Anyhow, when I woke up the next morning I saw twenty new posts. I also saw that people began speculating why Fire Kracker and I did this. I did tell Fire Kracker that a reason to this thread getting more replies than usual (not even I get this many replies this quickly, at least I don't think so) was that it was a 'controversial' thread.

    I have told you what Fire Kracker was experimenting. Now what was I experimenting? Well, some of the above posters began to catch on, but really this was an arrogant move on my part to see if I would get flamed for a rediculously epic picture as 5omeone does these days (though there's more to it, obviously) or would people still 'glorify' the picture. I did this once before to little effect with my Office pictures a while back, but that ended up sparking a comic idea. What has this experiment shown me? It has shown that unfortunately status and popularity on this forum does work in your favor. Someone who is much more known throughout the Facepunch community earns much more recognition. This may have felt like an obvious observation, but it needed proof. The screenshots section is heavily built upon the biases of the users' peers, making other users pushed down and often thrown to just trolling. I believe 5omeone understood this, but took it to the extreme.

    Despite what this experiment has shown, we shouldn't kill ourselves or stop posting pictures, but rather give everyone fair chances on each and every picture. Give actual crticism to everyone and not just those who aren't in your inner circle. Yes, saying that is a bit hypocritical on my part since I have gone to threads made by ChestyMcgee, The Vman, Fire Kracker, etc. and said something simple as 'Lol, nice.' with out completely examining what could be improved or what skills could be used for other pictures.

    It doesn't matter all too much to me if you hate me for something like this, if you have lost faith in posting pictures because you feel you are not as known as others (when really you shouldn't, many people who aren't as known as the people who have been here longer do share many interesting ideas and strategies to their poses), or whatever the case. I also don't expect the forum to change, because that would be nonsense even to my optimism. Continue as you were, and thank you for participating in Fire Kracker and I's experiment.

    [/Facepunch is serious business]
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  38. Post #38
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    Now, I see a lot of people are wondering why I did this, and I shall tell you. There were two reasons, one came unintentionally. The first was thanks to Fire Kracker, to which the honor of bestowing such a godlike picture upon us belongs to him, he posed and edited the picture. You see, Fire Kracker was a bit of an odd fellow, who like many of us posers cares deeply for the reception his poses and pictures get. In sheer abasement by the fact that my threads are often able to gain much more replies and ratings than he does (not that I'm boasting) he conducted this experiment to see if it was just because I had more status than he did or some other reason. I frankly didn't think I was that known anymore than he was, but he felt like it, so being the friend I am I went along with it.

    After a short time I had checked back and discovered there were ten new replies. I commented back a bit before I watched a repeat episode of The Red Shoe Diaries (it's a fucking retarded show, I think I am going to stop watching it. It's a dumb excuse for pointless sex which I don't find myself entertained watching but rather thinking how awkward it must be to act in a show like this. Plus, David Duchovny's in it, so I guess that has something to do with me watching it). Anyhow, when I woke up the next morning I saw twenty new posts. I also saw that people began speculating why Fire Kracker and I did this. I did tell Fire Kracker that a reason to this thread getting more replies than usual (not even I get this many replies this quickly, at least I don't think so) was that it was a 'controversial' thread.

    I have told you what Fire Kracker was experimenting. Now what was I experimenting? Well, some of the above posters began to catch on, but really this was an arrogant move on my part to see if I would get flamed for a rediculously epic picture as 5omeone does these days (though there's more to it, obviously) or would people still 'glorify' the picture. I did this once before to little effect with my Office pictures a while back, but that ended up sparking a comic idea. What has this experiment shown me? It has shown that unfortunately status and popularity on this forum does work in your favor. Someone who is much more known throughout the Facepunch community earns much more recognition. This may have felt like an obvious observation, but it needed proof. The screenshots section is heavily built upon the biases of the users' peers, making other users pushed down and often thrown to just trolling. I believe 5omeone understood this, but took it to the extreme.

    Despite what this experiment has shown, we shouldn't kill ourselves or stop posting pictures, but rather give everyone fair chances on each and every picture. Give actual crticism to everyone and not just those who aren't in your inner circle. Yes, saying that is a bit hypocritical on my part since I have gone to threads made by ChestyMcgee, The Vman, Fire Kracker, etc. and said something simple as 'Lol, nice.' with out completely examining what could be improved or what skills could be used for other pictures.

    It doesn't matter all too much to me if you hate me for something like this, if you have lost faith in posting pictures because you feel you are not as known as others (when really you shouldn't, many people who aren't as known as the people who have been here longer do share many interesting ideas and strategies to their poses), or whatever the case. I also don't expect the forum to change, because that would be nonsense even to my optimism. Continue as you were, and thank you for participating in Fire Kracker and I's experiment.

    [/Facepunch is serious business]
    Yes I agree wholeheartedly, that's why EVERY SINGLE SECTION MODERATOR was and is one, because they were popular and well known in the sections to which they reside. Because they were nominated not because people thought they would make a good moderator, but because they were good at what they did.

    Popularity in this forum has always been based on how good you are at what you do (That's why i'm like...god here.), I remember back in 2006 when the standard for most poses and comics and whatnot was incredibly high, people would work hours on end JUST on the editing of their picture until they were told they did a good job, but they were also given criticism to improve even further.

    That no longer happens, constructive criticism has literally vanished because too many people started whining about how it was actually flaming and how people who gave it were trolls. As that progressed, the standard for gmod poses here has fallen to a laughably pathetic level. People are too focused on making everyone around them feel special and loved, and anyone who actually criticizes work is labeled as a troll and told to get out. It's really sad.

    What's even sadder is that I doubt things will ever change back to what it should be.
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  39. Post #39
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    April 2009
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    it's a shame ratings have been biasing this entire forum so much to the point where it affects people's attitudes

    they're just dumb icons, they shouldn't even matter :smith:
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  40. Post #40
    I'm friendly!
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    June 2007
    3,607 Posts
    Um...
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