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  1. 8th October 2009 Last edited by -Ben_Wolfe-; 9th October 2009 at 07:43PM. Post #1
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    Ever wondered how Celesticu got that epiphany about the Vortessence? Probably not. But never fear there's still time.

    Celesticu ventured into a cave in Eastern Xen Space, what he found was a giant fungi species. Curiousity got the better of him and he took a nibble. After several minutes his epiphany ensued, thus the Vortessence was discovered.
    The truth and cause:

    http://filesmelt.com/downloader/dm_cave0000.jpg

       No this is not part of the Vortigaunt Chronicles just a spoof of it. and if you don't get it; he's getting high on Xenian shrooms.   

    Read the chronicles if you like:
    Doran Kru'fex and Ra'ven Ku: Pit Scroungers
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=825585

    Mercati Fu'lant and the Black Moons Society:
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=822587

    Urulozan's Discovery:
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=819828

    The Epiphany of Celesticu Fortifar and the Discovery of The Vortessence:
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=813128

    Vortigaunt Myrmidont Taming:
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=811824

    Kunetuk Mu'hei:
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=777296

    Colonel Mejshrafir Shi'lutoi:
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=775721
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  2. 8th October 2009 Post #2
    Devil Traitor
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    Oh glory es mushroom , i must be in heaven!
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  3. 9th October 2009 Post #3
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    As usual, the way you apply lights on your pics amaze me.
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    Most certainly the best entry yet.
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  5. 9th October 2009 Post #5
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    Vortal shrooms


    Nice
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  6. 9th October 2009 Post #6
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    The lighting looks really nice. I lol'ed at the thought of "Vortal Shrooms".
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  7. 9th October 2009 Post #7
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    Is he fucking the mushrooms?
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  8. 9th October 2009 Post #8
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    Crazy Knife posted:
    Is he fucking the mushrooms?
    Nibbling.
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    the text ruined it completely. flamboyant purple/pink bubble text? what is this; power-puff girls?
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    paul bunyan posted:
    the text ruined it completely. flamboyant purple/pink bubble text? what is this; power-puff girls?
    Emphasises how I'm not being serious.
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  11. 9th October 2009 Post #11
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    Not a big fan of the text.
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    ChestyMcGee posted:
    Not a big fan of the text.
    Danke.
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    image does not show.
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  14. 9th October 2009 Post #14
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    GoldenGnome posted:
    image does not show.
    That's the second time you've said that about my pictures.. and yet I have no problems.

    Hm..

    I'll set up a direct link or something.
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  15. 9th October 2009 Post #15
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    Nom nom nom.
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