1. Post #1
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    DragonSpawn777's Avatar
    March 2009
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    You are a robot standing in a park on a sunny day.

    What do you do?

    --

    No story whatsoever, I'm just bored
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  2. Post #2
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    October 2007
    2,313 Posts
    duck to prevent the impending doom that is heading towards your face
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  3. Post #3
    Joshua-029's Avatar
    May 2008
    1,414 Posts
    You are a robot. Ho ho Technology, do what you want 'cause a robot is free. You. Are. A robot.
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  4. Post #4
    Stosh's Avatar
    July 2009
    414 Posts
    Stare at the sun.
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  5. Post #5
    NaziCookie's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,190 Posts
    duck to prevent the impending doom that is heading towards your face
    That made me think of NEDM for some reason

    Also

    Look at your toes

  6. Post #6
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    March 2009
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    You hug the ground, wondering why.

    As far as you can see, nothing happens. You get back up.
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  7. Post #7
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    October 2007
    2,313 Posts
    follow the rocket maybe it is your robot god leading you to victory
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  8. Post #8
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    You stare at the sun

    it is sad

    :saddowns:
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  9. Post #9
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    October 2007
    2,313 Posts
    hug the sun

    IT NEEDS A HUG
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    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    Redirect rocket at the sun for being a miserable cunt.
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  11. Post #11
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    What rocket?

    Maybe your thought processing chips need to be replaced?

  12. Post #12
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    October 2007
    2,313 Posts
    wonder what the fuck that tube thing is doing hanging from your head

    and then go to the nearest geek store and get some newer version processing chips

  13. Post #13
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    March 2009
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    You seem to be obsessed with the sun.

    You fly towards it.

    Edited:

    wonder what the fuck that tube thing is doing hanging from your head
    he was scratching his head xD

  14. Post #14
    NaziCookie's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,190 Posts
    sidetrack to one of those white dots

    There cool


    Lol theres a bug on my monitor

  15. Post #15
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    March 2009
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    You stare at the dot.

    He says hi.
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  16. Post #16
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    October 2007
    2,313 Posts
    crash land on mercury you forgot to fill up the ship's fuel

  17. Post #17
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    March 2009
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    crash land on mercury you forgot to fill up the ship's fuel
    k

  18. Post #18
    NaziCookie's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,190 Posts
    crash land on mercury you forgot to fill up the ship's fuel
    ORANGE ISH COLOURED FOX?!?!!


    Also while on mercury
    draw a picture of your wife

    Who is secretly your sister

  19. Post #19
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    Ow.

    Edited:

    G2G

    The Winner can take over if u want

    might continue tomorrow

  20. Post #20
    Gold Member

    October 2007
    2,313 Posts
    yey i take over

  21. Post #21
    Stosh's Avatar
    July 2009
    414 Posts
    Best thread ever! :buddy:
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  22. Post #22
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    October 2008
    337 Posts
    Walk into that crater looking thing on the left.

  23. Post #23
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    October 2007
    2,313 Posts


    You paint a picture of your wife

    You are getting a robotic boner over her
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  24. Post #24
    NaziCookie's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,190 Posts
    Open up your command bar
    and enter into voice command

    Delete
    Filename
    Windows

  25. Post #25
    Gold Member

    October 2007
    2,313 Posts
    You open up your command bar and enter into voice command

    Delete filename windows



    Poof



    You enter a strange void

    It appears a family is having a casual family dinner here
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  26. Post #26
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    March 2009
    3,153 Posts
    make the family be people who did that to their computers :D
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  27. Post #27
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    October 2008
    6,776 Posts
    Ask them what is the meaning of life in the universe.

  28. Post #28
    HSACEVOLI's Avatar
    September 2009
    152 Posts
    ask them to have casual sex with you.

  29. Post #29
    valiant1k's Avatar
    July 2008
    787 Posts
    Ask them for beer, put it in your stomach storage box.

    When feeling low on power, drink a beer.

  30. Post #30
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    December 2008
    1,632 Posts
    Rape them.

  31. Post #31
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    March 2009
    5,206 Posts
    "RAEP?"




    Did not go well.

    What now?

  32. Post #32
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    May 2009
    5,066 Posts
    Make friends with the yellow lines that seem to represent bullets.

  33. Post #33
    Gold Member
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    March 2009
    5,206 Posts
    The lines are gone and you are sad, because you have no friends now.

    What next?

  34. Post #34
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    February 2007
    618 Posts
    Hump A random Washing mashine

  35. Post #35
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    March 2009
    5,206 Posts


    You hump the family's washing machine.

    You ruined all their clothes :smug:

  36. Post #36
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    Ishmael12's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,604 Posts
    Rip Yourself apart with an Electromagnet

  37. Post #37
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    December 2007
    1,957 Posts
    Masturbate furiously

  38. Post #38
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    Sunnday3's Avatar
    February 2007
    618 Posts
    Masturbate furiously

  39. Post #39
    NaziCookie's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,190 Posts
    Furiously Masturbate

  40. Post #40
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    December 2007
    1,957 Posts
    Fasturbate Muriously