Zombies are dead, correct?
Dead people's hearts don't beat. correct?
Therefore, zombies don't bleed from wounds, as there is nothing to pump the blood out.
(And even if his heart was pumping, he would have had to have some seriously high blood pressure for it to be ejected from his wound 4 feet through the air...)

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